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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

"Jane Doe 102"

13 months in "jail" where he got to leave for 12 hours every day to "run his business" supervised only by "guards" he himself hired

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Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

Bip Roberts posted:

glad to hear potus didn't gently caress that one girl when he attended the gently caress parties on pedoisland.

no he did

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
edit: ooooooooh that potus, I thought you meant the other one

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016
Kinda surprised we don't have any big names from the Bush admin roped into this

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
eh groening seems like he’s been the worst creative influence on the show anyways. he’s the reason the animation is so stiff nowadays.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

AnEdgelord posted:

Kinda surprised we don't have any big names from the Bush admin roped into this

Maybe they had a different paedophile network? This one seems to have been mostly for centrists. Not seeing too many far-right names involved - even Trump was hanging with the Democrats at the time.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

AnEdgelord posted:

Kinda surprised we don't have any big names from the Bush admin roped into this

separate operation, google “white house callboys”, which at least snags H.W.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

that fuckin conspiracy that princess di was killed because she was gonna reveal the global elite pedo demon network or whatever it was is gonna be real now too because this si the stupidest fuckin timeline and my brai nis crack pinging fast enough to create nuclear energy

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
don't have a cow man.

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Taintrunner posted:

I never liked the Simpsons and now I know why

loving pizzagate is real now lmao

Frowning barely had anything to do with what made the Simpsons good gently caress you

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Vertiginous, Awful, and Horrifying Paragraphs Read in 2019:

https://twitter.com/DonBeeggles/status/1159876394463182853

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
reddit and gbs bring up the concept of "eye bleach" a lot these days, but when it really comes from the heart,

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Willie Tomg posted:

Vertiginous, Awful, and Horrifying Paragraphs Read in 2019:

https://twitter.com/DonBeeggles/status/1159876394463182853

wait

wait

this isn't a pixelated boat style made up quote

this is real

....................

*crack* *piiiiiiiing*

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Homer Badman makes a Hell of a lot more sense now.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Now, Matt, I’ve been corresponding with a number of scientists, brain scientists, time scientists, Space scientists, the whole gamut. I’ve been particularly interested in the concept of parallel universes, according to Hawking - oh did I say his name? Well, parallel universes and exchange between them is a promising venture. Stay with me, what if Lisa Simpson exists in some parallel universe? If so you as her creator would be the key to her exchange into this one. What do you think?

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/1159960627386945537?s=19

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
Life comes at you fast when using the word "massage" to claim your innocence.


https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1159962573279825921

https://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/1159433551768633345

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Willie Tomg posted:

Vertiginous, Awful, and Horrifying Paragraphs Read in 2019:

https://twitter.com/DonBeeggles/status/1159876394463182853

oh my god

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
massaging my problematic faves out of my brainspace for life

Giga Gaia posted:

that fuckin conspiracy that princess di was killed because she was gonna reveal the global elite pedo demon network or whatever it was is gonna be real now too because this si the stupidest fuckin timeline and my brai nis crack pinging fast enough to create nuclear energy

i believe it

the patriarchy is real

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

I think anyone with a net worth over six figures is just going to need to get shot into the sun

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

finding it extremely difficult to find any pictures of matt groening's feet, almost like they've been scrubbed from the internet

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

finding it extremely difficult to find any pictures of matt groening's feet, almost like they've been scrubbed from the internet

i deleted them all because they were unpleasant to look at

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
matt groaning

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

pancake rabbit posted:

wait

wait

this isn't a pixelated boat style made up quote

this is real

....................

*crack* *piiiiiiiing*

what page # in the documents is that from?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
rolling up to Pedophile Island all like

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
dennal plan

lisa needs witness protection

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

uber_stoat posted:

rolling up to Pedophile Island all like



“pork”

“chop”

“sandwiches”

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US4wqH2oMR8

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

also dershowitz afaik is mainly trying to escape a defamation lawsuit, not a "hosed kids" prosecution (except in the public sphere) which is why old man on twitter is still being Extremely Not Mad online

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Matt Toening

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
This is all normal

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
announcing to the concierge at Epstein Resort as loudly as possible in front of all the other wealthy guests within earshot, that I will be booking the Massage Deluxe Package to impress my hot model wife who is not to leave my side whatsoever so that i can make everyone feel inadequate about their life choices

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

matt groeming

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Serf posted:

lol i tried explaining it to my grandpa and he was just like "what the gently caress do you think they were doing with all that money all these years, moron?"

this is more or less how I feel about this thread and people saying their brains are breaking :shrug:

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Bulgakov posted:

also dershowitz afaik is mainly trying to escape a defamation lawsuit, not a "hosed kids" prosecution (except in the public sphere) which is why old man on twitter is still being Extremely Not Mad online

as in the selective content of these most recently released files should probably be viewed through that lens

he's been trying to discredit giuffre and etc for ages now as No Angels

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1159971251076489216

:kiss:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
The Dersh would know about coercion alright

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f076641f-1670-4c7f-a746-40ce44224983

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
"stupid sexy children" - matt groening

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