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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


pizzagate is real you fucks

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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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seems to be referencing this exchange, where virginia giuffre was asking the reporter to remind her about what the story for the daily mail was likely going to mention, because virginia was in the process of trying to pitch a book deal



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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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it almost seems like dershowitz is making great logical leaps :thunk:

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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lmao like as much as Q people want to believe this is some massive conspiracy, it isn't

its much more simple. for example:

quote:

Dershowitz's campaign to acquit Bülow was assisted by Jim Cramer and future New York Attorney General and Governor Eliot Spitzer...

what was their connection?? drum roll, please

quote:

...who were then Harvard Law School students.[24]

and yes that's the yelling man on finance tv jim cramer lol

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
if you think this thing doesn't span internationally and have deep connections in multiple nations intelligence agencies you're a tube, a simpleton, please go do your homework before wasting the rest of the threads time, thank you

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Testimony of giving a foot massage to Matt Groening's gross feet is relatively exonerating compared to everything else.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

It just occured to me that Notch is probably the most ethical billionaire because he never leaves his house.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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Ace of Baes posted:

if you think this thing doesn't span internationally and have deep connections in multiple nations intelligence agencies you're a tube, a simpleton, please go do your homework before wasting the rest of the threads time, thank you

well yeh in the sense that an alumni organization might have clubs across the world and that people who went to ivy leagues hold jobs of power

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

It just occured to me that Notch is probably the most ethical billionaire because he never leaves his house.

yeah I’d wait until a goon did a black bag job to inspect his hard drive(s) before I’d say this

speaking of which, next goon project: domestic civilian spy network. I’m totes not fbi/cia/nsa/oni.

could be fsb though.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Testimony of giving a foot massage to Matt Groening's gross feet is relatively exonerating compared to everything else.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/09/nyregion/epstein-sex-slave-documents.html

FTA:
The word “massage” became code for “sex,” she said in the 2016 deposition. “My whole life revolved around just pleasing these men and keeping Ghislaine and Jeffrey happy,” she said. “Their whole entire lives revolved around sex. They call massages sex. They call modeling sex.”

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

It just occured to me that Notch is probably the most ethical billionaire because he never leaves his house.

i mean he is a nazi

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Stairmaster posted:

i mean he is a nazi

hikki-nazi is like... 80% percentile of Good Billionaires (which is a contradiction in terms ofc, but come on, we're just posting here)

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Dr. Killjoy posted:

speaking of which, next goon project: domestic civilian spy network.

isnt this just bellingcat

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
look if we find one of the adrenochrome storage facilities we’ll be able to save Lowtax’s life

and also acquire enough blackmail material to keep the forums running forever

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Ace of Baes posted:

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/09/nyregion/epstein-sex-slave-documents.html

FTA:
The word “massage” became code for “sex,” she said in the 2016 deposition. “My whole life revolved around just pleasing these men and keeping Ghislaine and Jeffrey happy,” she said. “Their whole entire lives revolved around sex. They call massages sex. They call modeling sex.”

I get that "massage" is code for sex, but the testimony is literally of a foot massage.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I get that "massage" is code for sex, but the testimony is literally of a foot massage.

Yikes... find the Epstein defender

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Al! posted:

isnt this just bellingcat

they said not CIA

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Hoping and praying for the extradition request for prince Andrew

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

TeenageArchipelago posted:

Hoping and praying for the extradition request for prince Andrew

can the queen still order beheadings

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Willie Tomg posted:

Vertiginous, Awful, and Horrifying Paragraphs Read in 2019:

https://twitter.com/DonBeeggles/status/1159876394463182853

jose... it's time to change your avatar... :whitewater:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
it'll be interesting to see if this wipes all the simpsons crap from the chapo side of twitter to the pepe side

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Al! posted:

can the queen still order beheadings

*Queen Elizabeth ritually naked and in a candle lit occult circle that’s glowing with a peculiar green radiation*
*Apparitions of lions and unicorns appear around her*
“Initiate Protocol Ripper. Activate Jack Iterations 1-6, 9-11, 13, 23, 33-56, 87, 108-126.”
“The Crown will not be tarred”

*Prince Charles stumbles in and fucks up the ritual*

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

who's the only pure entity in this torn-up world?

that's right, folks, it's Mario

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

If Alice in Wonderland hasn't been cancelled from the zeitgeist I don't see why The Simpsons should. All the real talent were writers like Conan anyway.

Serf
May 5, 2011


Victory Position posted:

this is more or less how I feel about this thread and people saying their brains are breaking :shrug:

its not the nature of the crimes. its the fact that they did the bare minimum to cover them up and now we all just know

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Victory Position posted:

who's the only pure entity in this torn-up world?

that's right, folks, it's Mario

shigeru miyamoto feet

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
oh sorry i thought this was google

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
maybe this groening revelation will finally get simpsons cancelled

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
hideo Kojima is a handsome man so i though I’d do a similar search and got this

Dr. Killjoy has issued a correction as of 03:05 on Aug 10, 2019

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I get that "massage" is code for sex, but the testimony is literally of a foot massage.

yeah it's probably a coincidence, all a big mix up, whoospieladaisianoh!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Dr. Killjoy posted:

hideo Kojima is a handsome man so i though I’d do a similar search and got this



bizarrely this was no poo poo one of the results i got for "shigeru miyamoto feet"

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

I wonder who had the idea to make Lisa an 8 year old wise beyond her years...

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
the simpsons seasons 2-11 are still good no matter what happens. stay strong

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

I wonder who had the idea to make Lisa an 8 year old wise beyond her years...

Dustin Hoffman is on the flight logs

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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be it one of the girls recruited nominally for modeling and really for sex or a bangladesh worker building fifa stadiums for qatar or some migrants trapped on fishing boats for years, this story is a universal one of people with power exploiting their position over those who have none. and the day to day lives of the powerful people at the top basically have zero interaction with the world of material constraints in which most of humanity exists, which is insane when attempting to think about but they are completely far gone and live in a parallel world of exclusive access



:thermidor:

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



how many of them have been drawn by Gröenïng?

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

punished milkman posted:

the simpsons seasons 2-11 are still good no matter what happens. stay strong

Those are the seasons that Mat Groening prefers as well.

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Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
let him fry if there's anything to it, and you can still enjoy the simpsons you goobers

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