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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
think on the bright side

another dead billionaire

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
FAVES RESTORED suddenly pierces your vision as you defeat Jeffrey Epstein in the final battle of PedoSouls

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

shame on an IGA posted:

simpsons did it

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
:abuela:

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
i didn't even know he was depressed :(

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

eyewitnesses report seeing an elderly, desperate, nebbish man demanding to "see his client" after visiting hours

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
wheres his twitter post claiming he has evidence that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton

he’s still alive in my eyes until i see the tweet

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
I mean, you don't even have to assume he was murdered for this to stink to high heaven. The very fact that he could commit suicide (if he did) is a sign that someone didn't want the trial to go ahead. Just leaving him with his belt, his shoelaces, and a few words of advice about what awaited him in federal prison would have been enough to get the job done.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

exmarx posted:

i didn't even know he was depressed :(

He wasn't cumming 3 times a day so his biologics probably got all gunked up and he died from being too sad

Serf
May 5, 2011


Gringostar posted:

what?

how the gently caress did he season 1 of true detective himself then?

because he didn't. they loving killed him. everyone got a nice payday, the coroner's report will be faked, and questions just won't be answered

they can do this because they control the world

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Siljmonster posted:

FAVES RESTORED suddenly pierces your vision as you defeat Jeffrey Epstein in the final battle of PedoSouls

bill Clinton emerging from the shadows to endorse Biden lmao

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



They totally murdered him, like, I'm not surprised but I guess they knew he would spill the beans to save his own hide

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Trump is gonna pardon Epstein for his crimes now

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Taintrunner posted:

bill Clinton emerging from the shadows to endorse Biden lmao

oh gently caress the clintons are totally coming right back into the spotlight, probably on monday, aren't they

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
welp

just like when the lead journalist for the panama papers died im sure there was nothing nefarious about this

go back to your daily life citizens while the ultra rich continue to loot the planet for all its worth while destroying it

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
This is unbelievable. Just absolutely unreal. I didn’t think they’d do it after his previous “accident” was bungled.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The Clinton's will be featuring themselves eating cheese pizza with Biden as part of their endorsement

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
gotta feeling that ghislaine maxwell has already been thrown off of a yacht somewhere

ross perot in hell
Jul 9, 2019

by VideoGames

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016
Epstein is dead but we still have the unsealed court records.

Now its time to see if there is still such a thing as consequences.

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

TTerrible posted:

This is unbelievable. Just absolutely unreal. I didn’t think they’d do it after his previous “accident” was bungled.

It's so brazen. You'd think they'd try something else after the first attempt got headlines.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

AnEdgelord posted:

Epstein is dead but we still have the unsealed court records.

Now its time to see if there is still such a thing as consequences.

lol

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Alright now let's start the autopsy....oh my God this is a doll! Epstein's still alive I repeat Epstein alive.

*cut to Epstein smoking a cigar and wearing sunglasses on a boat on the way back to PedoIsland*

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Siljmonster posted:

The Clinton's will be featuring themselves eating cheese pizza with Biden as part of their endorsement






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpqffgak7To

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Nothing matters lmao

The elite class wins, the media won't dig further, nothing to see here folks. Nothing matters, and this is Exhibit A

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AnEdgelord posted:

Now its time to see if there is still such a thing as consequences.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C0xkSpGINY

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Pepperoneedy posted:

They totally murdered him, like, I'm not surprised but I guess they knew he would spill the beans to save his own hide

i bet it was the same wop cop prob had a grudge or somethin

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

AnEdgelord posted:

Epstein is dead but we still have the unsealed court records.

Now its time to see if there is still such a thing as consequences.

https://i.imgur.com/6TAytD4.mp4

Krabboss
Nov 11, 2016

MY HUSBAND'S PARSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
Saddened by the news. Epstein taught me it was okay to be weird. Rest in power.

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016

I didnt say it was likely

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

What the gently caress is with these red strings sprouting up everywhere connecting things together

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/swearsayer/status/1160176212699996161

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Krabboss posted:

Saddened by the news. Epstein taught me it was okay to be weird. Rest in power.

good morning felix

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
here, at last: the true darkness

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Siljmonster posted:

What the gently caress is with these red strings sprouting up everywhere connecting things together

pepe silva!

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
MOTHERFUCKERS

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Siljmonster posted:

What the gently caress is with these red strings sprouting up everywhere connecting things together



makes you think

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

AnEdgelord posted:

Epstein is dead but we still have the unsealed court records.

Now its time to see if there is still such a thing as consequences.

its a risky play but i think the international ruling class paedophile conspiracy can pull it off

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lmao

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