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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:



Calm down, Chris Claremont!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
He also doesn't have a dime in his normal clothes.

Next: Spider-man makes a collect call!

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

And yet it's the truth:

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

And yet it's the truth:



I guess she calls him "Spidey" now.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

And yet it's the truth:



lol, she's not jealous of Natasha she's jealous of Peter.

Kangaroo Jerk
Jul 23, 2000

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

And yet it's the truth:


MJ looks like a Lichtenstein painting.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Don't be greedy Peter. You had Ant-Man, Ronan, Iron Fist and Purple Man, now it's MJ's turn. Quit bogarting the homoeroticism!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Just let her go, Pete. Every week you're trying to find money to send her on vacation.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Hey! The tracker's gone! Must've gotten it taken off on Sunday.



"Oh hey, Spidey, did you hear something? I thought I heard someone speaking but no one else is here."

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

If I act like MJ is my wife then Black Widow will suspect that I am Peter Parker! I'll have to flirt with Widow as much and as hard as I possibly can!

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Lobok posted:

If I act like MJ is my wife then Black Widow will suspect that I am Peter Parker! I'll have to flirt with Widow as much and as hard as I possibly can!

If I act like Spider-man is my husband then Black Widow will suspect that he is Peter Parker! I'll have to flirt with Widow as much and as hard as I possibly can!

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
If I act like Spider-man and Mary Jane are married, then they'll suspect that I know that Spider-man is Peter Parker! I'll have to flirt with them both as much and as hard as I possibly can!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Please tell me Hobgoblin's part in this storyline is now unceremoniously over :allears:

Zinkraptor
Apr 24, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

Please tell me Hobgoblin's part in this storyline is now unceremoniously over :allears:

We saw him get exploded to actual death only a few days ago, so by comic book logic he's out for... maybe an issue or two. I don't know what that translates to in NSM time.

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





If the writers had known that the end was imminent, do you think they'd have let May and Moley stay together?

I like to think so...

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Johnny Walker posted:

Hey! The tracker's gone! Must've gotten it taken off on Sunday.
Nah, Peter just forgot he had it yesterday.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Haifisch posted:

Nah, Peter just forgot he had it yesterday.



Wow, no wonder Fisk keeps piling praise on Spidey in the Spencer run.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Haifisch posted:

Nah, Peter just forgot he had it yesterday.


"I need you to paint 'Zimmerman Flew and Tyler Knew' all over town!"



Oh Black Widow is totally hitting on her.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

The KGB teach negging as part of its honeypot curriculum.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


But he's a menace!



Can one super-hero live with two women...and protect his secret identity?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Tag yourself, I'm BW's hair trying to become super saiyan.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I'm MJ's scowl growing more intense with each panel

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
Careful BW, MJ is known to kill for lesser threats to her domain.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Would Newspaper Spider-Man be more or less ridiculous if it straight-up turned into Three's Company?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Lobok posted:

Would Newspaper Spider-Man be more or less ridiculous if it straight-up turned into Three's Company?

It wouldn't take long before it swerves into Weekend at Bernie's.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
instead of elaborate scenarios based on improbable misunderstandings it would just be peter repeatedly forgetting how doors work.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Come and knock on our door

Sorry, what?

Come and knock on our door

Knocking... that's when you punch the door right?

Come and knock on our *SMAAASHH*

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


:lol: "OK, I'll help you get elected mayor, but no more criming!"

That's dumb even by Newspaper Spider-Man standards.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
"...and?"

Metalshark
Feb 4, 2013

The seagull is essential.
"Yes. I, Black Widow, will interrupt my quest for vengeance to babysit your wife for a few days."

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
We're gearing up for a Ross Geller situation for Peter. Soon he'll be furious that he misses Rocket's first steps, his first words.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Metalshark posted:

"Yes. I, Black Widow, will interrupt my quest for vengeance to babysit your wife for a few days."

"I will totally not have sex with her."

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy




"Or, on top of your head, where I'm pointing."

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Mary Jane becoming Bullseye is a twist I didn't see coming.

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