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Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Win

Algund Eenboom has issued a correction as of 04:41 on Jul 4, 2020

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Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006
BREAKING: I've poo poo on my own balls

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005



Clinton conspiracy quack

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

i'm alternating between laughing and crack pinging

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/business/status/1160260572455276555

just throwing all of epstein's victims into the pile with clinton's victims and kavanaugh's victims and trump's victims

all these women stepping forward and rich white men go "no"

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

shirts and skins posted:

"Mistake"

"Error"

:v:

OOPSIE WOOPSIE!! Uwu We made a fucky wucky!! A wittle fucko boingo!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
someday men will get tired of raping us, probably

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/CarolLeonnig/status/1160205614783635458

this is a wapo reporter

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
honestly though, there are cameras everywhere in that place and they're meant to be watched 24/7. it's a very nasty prison. they stuck el chapo in there pretrial. something very weird is going on here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolitan_Correctional_Center,_New_York

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Epstein looked up one last time, and said "this is for everyone i know, bros before hos" with that smug self assured smile and kicked the stool from under him

c-spam:] this is it, this is how revolutions start holy poo poo

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

old.flv posted:

who in all of gently caress would be 'close' to Epstein at this time

His lawyer? Family?

A bunch of other billionaires calling him up to “see how he’s doing” while sweating profusely

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

uber_stoat posted:

honestly though, there are cameras everywhere in that place and they're meant to be watched 24/7. it's a very nasty prison. they stuck el chapo in there pretrial. something very weird is going on here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolitan_Correctional_Center,_New_York

a conspiracy to protect the interests of the billionaire pedophile class is not weird at all

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

uber_stoat posted:

honestly though, there are cameras everywhere in that place and they're meant to be watched 24/7. it's a very nasty prison. they stuck el chapo in there pretrial. something very weird is going on here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolitan_Correctional_Center,_New_York

Well actually if you look at it through the lens that this is a dedicated cover up suddenly the mysteriously out of character decision to take Epstein off suicide watch combined with the incredibly unlikely combo of total camera failure then it suddenly isn't strange at all and neatly explains itself with almost no further leaps of imagination necessary.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
ok i tried to do something normal for my saturday, took my dog to the dog park, but the entire time i was just laughing to myself over epstein and the fact that he was murdered to protect a bunch of powerful people, and eventually i got so many weird looks i had to leave

now im home where i can giggle to myself quietly with no one noticing

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Or maybe Epstein has xman powers and shut off the cameras, or he is super-aware and somehow detected the absence of recording software and so he made his move!

The Jack Chop Guy
Mar 31, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

uber_stoat posted:

honestly though, there are cameras everywhere in that place and they're meant to be watched 24/7. it's a very nasty prison. they stuck el chapo in there pretrial. something very weird is going on here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolitan_Correctional_Center,_New_York

yeah i think he got murdered friendo

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Pick posted:

someday men will get tired of raping us, probably

bad news, friendo

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Rough day for friendos all around.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

uber_stoat posted:

honestly though, there are cameras everywhere in that place and they're meant to be watched 24/7. it's a very nasty prison. they stuck el chapo in there pretrial. something very weird is going on here.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metropolitan_Correctional_Center,_New_York

honestly though he was very obviously murdered or at the very least intentionally allowed to commit suicide

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

uber_stoat posted:

they stuck el chapo in there pretrial

great now the chapo intro song is stuck in my head

:laffo:

*crack*

ping

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
been rewatching narcos and drat if this whole thing doesnt feel like an episode. after you replace cocaine with 10 year old girls that the rich in our country are raping

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Isn't this dude a fascist?

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


Thom12255 posted:

Isn't this dude a fascist?

Yeah wait for independent verification from someone not outside the jail just spreading anti-Clinton propaganda

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
jeff called it wrong.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/1160201123153756161

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
how can you say that about the wealthy class + us government when they worked together to bring down osama bin laden, saddam hussein, and now jeffrey epstein

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/CarolLeonnig/status/1160214835503738882?s=20

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

lol that he's using the cicierega remix

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Trump is gonna declare this a murder, pin it on the Clintons, and ride the prosecution through 2020

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i feel a UKIP member/candidate going viral for being called dick braine the same day epstein is murdered is a little on the nose

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
it would maybe be funnier if this was happening during a Clinton presidency honestly.



But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/erdogamer/status/1160262295227813888?s=20

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

lmao I go back to teaching in two weeks

Day 1 lesson plan: the truth about Epstein

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
people say there's no way to kill yourself in a suicide watch room but that's patently untrue, they have hard walls in there, you can just do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWdXPiEEApI

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://imgur.com/zKBqVlb.mp4

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

pathetic little tramp posted:

people say there's no way to kill yourself in a suicide watch room but that's patently untrue, they have hard walls in there, you can just do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWdXPiEEApI

Where would he get the hot sauce, though?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/halaljew/status/1160262585872265216

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


*crack*
*ping*

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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Relevant Tangent posted:

noticed you don't even pretend you want to rescue the kids

gotta confirm they don’t have Monarch autodestruct programming first

Henry Kissinger’s iPhone probably has a scan of all the necessary protocols so we’d have to get to him first

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