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SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

I still have trouble believing a Q guy aced some mafia head. I have less trouble believing one of them ran into a pizza joint with a gun and demanded to be taken to the nonexistent basement.

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

New at DQ: The DQ-ed. We take a pizza, blood, vanilla soft serve, and crunchy fetus bits and blend it into the treat even the Deep State can't beat.

Ah so that’s Grassley’s u know what

ShuckyDucky
Jun 19, 2008

Quack Quack
Gonna be a busy day for the Q researchers - Epstein dead of apparent suicide.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jeffrey-epstein-dead_n_5d4ebeefe4b0fd2733f100c8

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

ShuckyDucky posted:

Gonna be a busy day for the Q researchers - Epstein dead of apparent suicide.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jeffrey-epstein-dead_n_5d4ebeefe4b0fd2733f100c8

Why wasn't he on 24h suicide watch after his initial self-harm? Wtf

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Did Q predict this.

Sounds like something he would have known.

Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012

Ague Proof posted:

Did Q predict this.

Sounds like something he would have known.

Of course he did! Dozens of the most brilliant Q researchers are currently combing over all his drops to figure out where exactly.

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

ShuckyDucky posted:

Gonna be a busy day for the Q researchers - Epstein dead of apparent suicide.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jeffrey-epstein-dead_n_5d4ebeefe4b0fd2733f100c8

Its a good thing they locked him up with a security blanket rope after he failed to choke himself to death a while back.

stillvisions
Oct 15, 2014

I really should have come up with something better before spending five bucks on this.

Ague Proof posted:

Did Q predict this.

Sounds like something he would have known.

The best part about vague predictions is you get to predict both everything and nothing at the same time. The believers will find it and blame the Clintons regardless. Or if the docs implicate Trump, Epstein had done his duty alongside Trump at rooting out the real sex predators and has now vanished to a secure compound.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/EricColumbus/status/1160189759785984001

...she's right

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
I'm going to doctor some tweets and pretend to be Q ok a Chan board today.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
https://mobile.twitter.com/lippybrawd/status/1160191354917531648

https://twitter.com/TinaBailey888/status/1160192999235698689?s=20

https://twitter.com/robbiegoodwin/status/1160186494142898177

https://twitter.com/momofarmympvet/status/1160195475036876801?s=20

This will all coalesce into something Qish I have no doubt. He's either undead like Jfk and it was a double or another one for Hillary.

jojoinnit fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Aug 10, 2019

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
My facebook feed is already full of people saying his death was "convienant" with no further follow up on who they think did it.

Pretty sure theyre grossly underestimating the incompetence of the prison system.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1160199691373621250

Seth Rich conspiracy guy that is just making poo poo up, but I'm seeing a lot of otherwise smart Twitter people credulously rting it

https://twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1160196560057188352

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I suppose his death is convenient, but rain is convenient for umbrella salesmen, that doesn't mean that they control the weather.

Epstein had plenty of motivation to kill himself.

That said, I won't have my worldview shattered if it turns out there was some kind of conspiracy to give him the opportunity.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I suppose his death is convenient, but rain is convenient for umbrella salesmen, that doesn't mean that they control the weather.

Epstein had plenty of motivation to kill himself.

That said, I won't have my worldview shattered if it turns out there was some kind of conspiracy to give him the opportunity.

That's basically where I am, unless there's some legitimately weird/shady stuff turned up in the investigation I'm perfectly willing to believe he did this on his own. If we start finding out there's no instrument of death (rope, bundled bedsheets, whatever for a hanging), if there's convenient camera outages, if there's unexplained logs of his door being opened, then we can talk about conspiracies.

But the dude was facing years and years of litigation, years at minimum in prison if found innocent, possibly the rest of his natural life if guilty, and then even if he's acquitted the civil suits would have hosed him and probably exposed a lot of people that WOULD have been willing to kill him.

It's a more extreme version of Manafort or even Cohen, who I was half expecting to disappear or die before his appearance in Congress.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

The dude even had a well-documented complex about being in prison, to the point of having a weird-rear end memento mori style painting commissioned of him in jail. I absolutely buy that he did it, but the context might be interesting.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

xthetenth posted:

The dude even had a well-documented complex about being in prison, to the point of having a weird-rear end memento mori style painting commissioned of him in jail. I absolutely buy that he did it, but the context might be interesting.

thats my guess. i think he probably did himself in but the guards were probably paid to look the other way.

ShuckyDucky
Jun 19, 2008

Quack Quack
America's Mayor will get to the bottom of this:

https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1160256428445229058

Rudy must be reading a healthy amount of Q - he's starting to write like a typical Q post.

ShuckyDucky fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Aug 10, 2019

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting
The upcoming court docs would have been discussing Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, Dershowitz, some Governors, and various other super-rich people.

Lets start with "its suspicious" and then work backwards after a few weeks of investigation.

Adding to the starting point, the recent "suicide attempt" wherein he tried to choke himself (ha) followed by this successful "suicide" all while being held in a facility that is federal (DoJ, Barr).

If he killed himself out of remorse (again, ha) then cool. But thats not the place to start examining this story from.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It's, at least, the goddamn fishiest thing I've ever seen.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
People get assassinated in prison for having dirt on mid-level gangsters. Epstein had dirt on some of the most powerful people in the world

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
real conspiracies are small, e.g. a single obscenely rich person paying a couple guards to murder somebody who could implicate them in loving kids

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/JimmyJazz1968/status/1160267031058325504

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

Tollymain posted:

real conspiracies are small, e.g. a single obscenely rich person paying a couple guards to murder somebody who could implicate them in loving kids

Epstein's girlfriend (and child trafficker)'s father would like a word with you...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Maxwell

quote:

The British Foreign Office suspected that Maxwell was a secret agent of a foreign government, possibly a double agent or a triple agent, and "a thoroughly bad character and almost certainly financed by Russia." He had known links to the British Secret Intelligence Service (MI6), to the KGB, and to the Israeli intelligence service Mossad. Six serving and former heads of Israeli intelligence services attended Maxwell's funeral in Israel, while Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir eulogized him and stated: “He has done more for Israel than can today be said."

Shortly before Maxwell's death, a former employee of Israel's Military Intelligence Directorate, Ari Ben-Menashe, approached a number of news organisations in Britain and the U.S. with the allegation that Maxwell and the Daily Mirror's foreign editor, Nicholas Davies, were both long-time agents for Mossad. Ben-Menashe also claimed that in 1986, Maxwell had told the Israeli Embassy in London that Mordechai Vanunu had given information about Israel's nuclear capability to The Sunday Times, then to the Daily Mirror. Vanunu was subsequently kidnapped by Mossad and smuggled to Israel, convicted of treason and imprisoned for eighteen years.

Happy ending though!

quote:

On 5 November 1991, Maxwell was last in contact with the crew of his yacht, the Lady Ghislaine, at 4:25 a.m. local time, but was found to be missing later in the morning. Maxwell was presumed to have fallen overboard from the vessel, which was cruising off the Canary Islands, and his naked body was subsequently recovered from the Atlantic Ocean.

...

A production crew conducting research for Maxwell, a biographical film by the BBC, uncovered tapes stored in a suitcase owned by his former head of security, John Pole. Later in his life, Maxwell had become increasingly paranoid of his own employees and had the offices of those he suspected of disloyalty wired so he could hear their conversations. After Maxwell's death, the tapes remained in Pole's suitcase and were only discovered by the researchers in 2007.

Very Trump-like, just (a lot) smarter:

quote:

Maxwell's death triggered a flood of instability, with banks frantically calling in their massive loans. His sons, Kevin and Ian, struggled to hold the empire together, but were unable to prevent its collapse. It emerged that without adequate prior authorization, Maxwell had used hundreds of millions of pounds from his companies' pension funds to shore up the shares of the Mirror Group to save his companies from bankruptcy. Eventually, the pension funds were replenished with money from investment banks Shearson Lehman and Goldman Sachs, as well as the British government. This replenishment was limited and also supported by a surplus in the printers' fund, which was taken by the government in part payment of £100 million required to support the workers' state pensions. The rest of the £100 million was waived. Maxwell's theft of pension funds was therefore partly repaid from public funds. The result was that in general pensioners received about 50 percent of their company pension entitlement.

Chicken or egg? The Maxwell daughter taught Epstein how to wire a house and blackmail people, or Epstein just made her feel like she was at home?

And Epstein happened to have rabid zionist dirty Dershowitz around to defend him during his last pedo-cases.

http://www.unz.com/pgiraldi/did-pedophile-jeffrey-epstein-work-for-mossad/

quote:

That Epstein was perceived as being intelligence-linked was made clear in Acosta’s comments when being cleared by the Trump transition team. He was asked “Is the Epstein case going to cause a problem [for confirmation hearings]?” … “Acosta had explained, breezily, apparently, that back in the day he’d had just one meeting on the Epstein case. He’d cut the non-prosecution deal with one of Epstein’s attorneys because he had ‘been told’ to back off, that Epstein was above his pay grade. ‘I was told Epstein belonged to intelligence and to leave it alone.’”

...

But whose intelligence service? CIA and the Russian FSB services are obvious candidates, but they would have no particular motive to acquire an agent like Epstein. That leaves Israel, which would have been eager to have a stable of high-level agents of influence in Europe and the United States. Epstein’s contact with the Israeli intelligence service may have plausibly come through his associations with Ghislaine Maxwell, who allegedly served as his key procurer of young girls. Ghislaine is the daughter of Robert Maxwell, who died or possibly was assassinated in mysterious circumstances in 1991. Maxwell was an Anglo-Jewish businessman, very cosmopolitan in profile, like Epstein, a multi-millionaire who was very controversial with what were regarded as ongoing ties to Mossad. After his death, he was given a state funeral by Israel in which six serving and former heads of Israeli intelligence listened while Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir eulogized: “He has done more for Israel than can today be said”

...

(- Philip M. Giraldi, Ph.D., former counter-terrorism specialist and military intelligence officer of the United States Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) and a columnist and television commentator who is the Executive Director of the Council for the National Interest.)

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
It's not like he didn't have a motive. He has no wife or children that I'm aware of to protect and all he'd do is see his life dragged out in public. He's already 66 and lived his best years. Why not just end it if you can and save yourself all that?

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

jojoinnit posted:

It's not like he didn't have a motive. He has no wife or children that I'm aware of to protect and all he'd do is see his life dragged out in public. He's already 66 and lived his best years. Why not just end it if you can and save yourself all that?

No way to know, but as long as we're playing guessing games:

He wasnt a depressed internet poster on a dead forum, and didnt think that way. He was a super connected billionaire with an immortality complex. My guess is (if it were up to him) he would have lived with the assumption that he could always turn things around.

Lets see how long before the Maxwell daughter suicides.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
Fair point but no need to be a dickbag about it. I'm getting married in two weeks, this is the least of any time on my life that meaningless insult is gonna stick.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FRINGE posted:

No way to know, but as long as we're playing guessing games:

He wasnt a depressed internet poster on a dead forum, and didnt think that way. He was a super connected billionaire with an immortality complex. My guess is (if it were up to him) he would have lived with the assumption that he could always turn things around.

Lets see how long before the Maxwell daughter suicides.

i dont think anybody knows where she is

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Corsair Pool Boy posted:

That's basically where I am, unless there's some legitimately weird/shady stuff turned up in the investigation I'm perfectly willing to believe he did this on his own. If we start finding out there's no instrument of death (rope, bundled bedsheets, whatever for a hanging), if there's convenient camera outages, if there's unexplained logs of his door being opened, then we can talk about conspiracies.

But the dude was facing years and years of litigation, years at minimum in prison if found innocent, possibly the rest of his natural life if guilty, and then even if he's acquitted the civil suits would have hosed him and probably exposed a lot of people that WOULD have been willing to kill him.

It's a more extreme version of Manafort or even Cohen, who I was half expecting to disappear or die before his appearance in Congress.

Also, there's no way he could have gotten a plea deal out of it if he cooperated. He was 66 years old, lost his protection with Acosta out, and would have definitely made enemies willing to kill him if he tried to spill the beans, so he has no real motivation to start telling on everyone because even a 20-year sentence could leave him dying in prison anyway. His death wouldn't eliminate any of the physical evidence like documents, and it would have possibly taken pressure off witnesses (both victims and staff) who would have been threatened or bribed into not testifying by him.

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

About that evidence...

https://viconsortium.com/breaking-news/vipd-case-files-wiped-out-from-computers-following-intrusion-hackers-demanding-ransom-for-access/

Hopefully they had everything in hardcopy and secured somewhere nonflammable

Flutch
Jun 26, 2008

jojoinnit posted:

Fair point but no need to be a dickbag about it. I'm getting married in two weeks, this is the least of any time on my life that meaningless insult is gonna stick.

:hmmyes:

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.
I just loving love that Trump was Epstein's friend, Trump spent time on the island, Trump quit hanging out with Epstein over a pissing contest of who got to rape a young girls virginity away, Trump appointed Barr, Barr's father hired Epstein, Barr ran the organization that had Epstein in prison, and the conclusion they draw from all that is "Clinton murdered Epstein."

Like, Q isn't wrong about there being a global elitist pedophile conspiracy, it's just that Trump is a leading member, not a crusader against it.

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The real whackos now aren't the ones saying Hillary personally did it, tho they are plentiful. It's the ones saying Epstein is not dead, he's in Gitmo or at Maralago to be questioned....

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
(giggle)

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FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting

jojoinnit posted:

Fair point but no need to be a dickbag about it. I'm getting married in two weeks, this is the least of any time on my life that meaningless insult is gonna stick.

I meant it in a general way. "This seems normal around here..." doesnt necessarily map to that kind of person.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Last week, three different looking white dudes are the same guy

This week, one dead white dude who looks very much like himself is someone else

That's So Q!

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TremorX posted:

Last week, three different looking white dudes are the same guy

This week, one dead white dude who looks very much like himself is someone else

That's So Q!

Yes, hundreds of posts comparing every facet of these images, taken years apart. Most sure its not the same guy---*the pinna differ o god* with the rare brave soul going,

"Uh
guys?"

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

broken nose, swollen features. same guy. :shrug:

porfiria
Dec 10, 2008

by Modern Video Games
Reuters has a source saying guards didn't do their mandatory checks on Epstein last night.

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

pseudanonymous posted:

I just loving love that Trump was Epstein's friend, Trump spent time on the island, Trump quit hanging out with Epstein over a pissing contest of who got to rape a young girls virginity away, Trump appointed Barr, Barr's father hired Epstein, Barr ran the organization that had Epstein in prison, and the conclusion they draw from all that is "Clinton murdered Epstein."

Like, Q isn't wrong about there being a global elitist pedophile conspiracy, it's just that Trump is a leading member, not a crusader against it.
What's this now?

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