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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Yz7eqRx.mp4

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Obviously 9 out of 10 dentists recommending every toothpaste is a bunch of crap but one interesting bit I read is that apparently a lot of that is based on surveys where the common dentist answer was basically "I don't loving care what toothpaste you use just brush your drat teeth."

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

:yeah:

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Dersh shoulda stuck to writing bad fiction

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs


I too have seen the coming deluge

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

https://twitter.com/Jake_Vig/status/1112377922051031040

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Why is that stupid cat so funny

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Dersh shoulda stuck to writing bad fiction

https://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/1152589133241602048?s=19

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Seems like a unnecessarily specifically conditioned oath!!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

That oath doesn’t cover sex with boys at all !!!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



And the years before I met Epstein were pretty wild

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Edit

This thread is a lot like cspam!!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
https://i.imgur.com/GJ1ofzg.jpg

:nms: for my dudes

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Kennel posted:

Suicide by exploding manure?

He died foaming at the mouth :iiam:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Dersh shoulda stuck to writing bad fiction

I dunno, I thought his insistence that he didn't bang any kids while hanging out with Epstein was consistent with bad fiction.

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

your for my dudeds

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Catching up and 1,500 posts behind.


But I literally say this verbatim. :saddowns:

Like at the gas station heading to the beer cooler and someone's looking at the beef jerky and I need to get around them. "Whoop, just gonna sneak past ya here."

Pennywise the Frown has a new favorite as of 00:51 on Aug 11, 2019

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Pennywise the Frown posted:

Catching up and 1,500 posts behind.


But I literally say this verbatim. :saddowns:

I missed that meme the first time and now I feel attacked

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Catching up and 1,500 posts behind.


But I literally say this verbatim. :saddowns:

Like at the gas station heading to the beer cooler and someone's looking at the beef jerky and I need to get around them. "Whoop, just gonna sneak past ya here."

I've lost everything but the ope. I'll probably say ope till the day i die

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


I say "gonna sneak past ya" all the time and didnt even realize it was a midwestern thing :saddowns:

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
I'm Canadian and we all say it too

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I've lost everything but the ope. I'll probably say ope till the day i die

:getin:

I lost a lot and then when I moved back to Wisconsin it aaalllllll came back within about 6 months. Now I sound like an idiot. More of one.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Microcline
Jul 27, 2012

https://imgur.com/Y5Q5xzp

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

LMAO

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

This is pure gold

sound on

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I've lost everything but the ope. I'll probably say ope till the day i die

I wrote a linguistics paper on the origin and usage of “ope” and keeping that and “bubbler” in my vocabulary has kept me sane as a Wisconsinite in the Deep South.

Bottom text.



Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Busket Posket posted:

I wrote a linguistics paper on the origin and usage of “ope” and keeping that and “bubbler” in my vocabulary has kept me sane as a Wisconsinite in the Deep South.

somehow I don't remember anyone ever calling it a bubbler despite apparently growing up deep in bubbler country. Like maybe a couple of my older teachers when I was in grade school maybe

jojo is a meme right?



Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
speaking of regional dialect, im from connecticut and we all call subway sandwiches "grinders" here and it always makes me a do a double take when the gay hookup app grindr gets mentioned in conversation

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I've lost everything but the ope. I'll probably say ope till the day i die

Didn't even realise there was a spelling for it, but, yeah. Ope all day err day

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

Kanine posted:

speaking of regional dialect, im from connecticut and we all call subway sandwiches "grinders" here and it always makes me a do a double take when the gay hookup app grindr gets mentioned in conversation

I'm from Atlantic Canada and our dialect is nearly identical but I always have to think twice about what the gently caress a grinder is

Like, we call it a sub because its shaped like a submarine I assume, what the hell makes it a "grinder"?

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Danaru posted:

I'm from Atlantic Canada and our dialect is nearly identical but I always have to think twice about what the gently caress a grinder is

Like, we call it a sub because its shaped like a submarine I assume, what the hell makes it a "grinder"?

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Big Bad Beetleborg posted:

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A sub is like a gay hookup appetizer. Like, you're about to have some wonderful, fulfilling, kinky fun with an attractive stranger, you need to load up on protein and carbs so you'll have the energy to really give that stranger the joy he deserves.

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