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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
reminder that dershowitz tried to pressure the pulitzer committee into not awarding the journalist who re-opened this entire story

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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010


The Muslim UI was a nice touch.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

steinrokkan posted:

I mean, the timing was kinda forced on them by the timing of his arrest, it's better to kill him off now than wait for him to divulge information. I believe they did the best they could have done given the cards they were dealt.

Being able to adapt is a trait we used to value in a leader but now it's all conspiracy theories and angry tweets? Sad!

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


missed opportunity to show Epstein imprisoned in the dungeon of Donald Trump and Clinton launching a plot to kill him with literally everyone, including Trump, being a co-conspirator

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

whatever you do do not select educate child

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
You goons all loving nuts, really you think there was a grand conspiracy to kill Jeffrey Epstein in a federal prison with everyone watching?? Lunatics. It would have been exposed and the media would have reported it. He was mad about all the pedo things he did and couldn't live with himself and ended himself for the public s good. End of story. move on and stop making up conspiracy theories. Occam's razer bitch, wiki it.


am i doing d&d right??

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Al! posted:

whatever you do do not select educate child

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Atrocious Joe posted:

imagine hating cernovich for disrespecting epstein's death, and not for being an employee of epstein's partner in crime

https://twitter.com/lukeobrien/status/1160249113650352128?s=20

lmao that cernovich isnt on the epstein was murdered train. cucked and monkey brained.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
"epstein couldnt live with himself and ended it all" is the craziest theory ive heard yet, crazier than the body double theory

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
guess whos name doesnt show up at all in this locked wikipedia article

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ehud_Barak

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Al! posted:

"epstein couldnt live with himself and ended it all" is the craziest theory ive heard yet, crazier than the body double theory

strong agree

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

Al! posted:

"epstein couldnt live with himself and ended it all" is the craziest theory ive heard yet, crazier than the body double theory

he was a narcissist who had dirt on the most powerful people in the world, you'd have to be loving insane to believe he'd kill himself before milking the limelight in court naming and shaming everyone

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
Now Epstein do you think you'll be all right
If your sex crimes come to light
Pedophiles have a knack for dyin
When a case has got the risk to blow

And you know it might be ten to life
You'll spend trying to dodge the knife
But because they blew the plea deal years ago
You've got nowhere to go

Tomorrow we can raid the jail downtown
Where the cops will help us get around
The cells are open, cameras all shut down
And here's the plaaaaace

HEY JEFFREY

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
im hearing that epsteins estate is immune from lawsuit from his victims?????

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


It's been a long day without you, my friend
And I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
We've come a long way from where we began
Oh I'll tell you all about it when I see you again
When I see you again
drat, who knew all the planes we flew
Good things we've been through
That I'll be standing right here
Talking to you about another path I
Know we loved to hit the road and laugh
But something told me that it wouldn't last
Had to switch up look at things different see the bigger picture

lmao these are the lyrics to the paul walker song, it's bill clinton reminiscing before letting him hang

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I guess the feelgood takeaway from the Epstein case is that absolutely nobody in America has any sort of loyalty or trust in the system or the elites, and that everybody is in agreement that they are just a bunch of criminals, murderers, monsters. The only people who do uphold the idea of respecting the power are paid to do so.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Al! posted:

im hearing that epsteins estate is immune from lawsuit from his victims?????

not how i understand it. victims are now suing the estate. it is some probate poo poo, I assume

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/hilare_belloc/status/1160214312042082305

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



One time in middle school someone punched me in the face and when I went to tell a teacher a bunch of kids hid him by just....surrounding him and having him duck so he couldn't be seen. This somehow worked, and now I'm partially convinced this is what happened to Epstein.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1160334795701964803

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

SardonicTyrant posted:

One time in middle school someone punched me in the face and when I went to tell a teacher a bunch of kids hid him by just....surrounding him and having him duck so he couldn't be seen. This somehow worked, and now I'm partially convinced this is what happened to Epstein.



so you’re saying Epstein is still in jail.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
you know what makes me most gaslit is how they spell his fuckin first name two ways

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

paul_soccer10 posted:

reminder that dershowitz tried to pressure the pulitzer committee into not awarding the journalist who re-opened this entire story

Wait, really? I must have missed that story

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Pener Kropoopkin posted:

so you’re saying Epstein is still in jail.

epstein was never in the jail in the first place

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mayor Dave posted:

Wait, really? I must have missed that story

https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/14003/pulitzer-prize-fake-news lol

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

https://www.twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1159860307218616320

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

saying the pedophile Jeffrey Epstein hasn’t been murdered by his co conspirators should be an automatic probe.

in fact, it’s antisemitic to imply a conspiracy to liberate him. *smiles Dershily*

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
dersh hasnt posted yet lmao

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

In honor of Jeffery Epstein I just ordered a medium pizza with everything on it.




And I’m going to eat it in my temple to Moloch.

Ross DaouThot
Aug 31, 2018

when i hit that loud and open cspam the adam curtis music starts playing
lmao nick mullen gets a little bit of profile from this poo poo and people are trying to cancel him again

Ross DaouThot has issued a correction as of 02:37 on Aug 11, 2019

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Al! posted:

dersh hasnt posted yet lmao

dersh is the most obviously guilty dude and he now knows what happens to him if he ends up in prison

crack ping

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013


Biden doesn’t know what the three genders are

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

dersh has posted multiple times, IN THIS THREAD. TODAY

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Biden: the three genders are gay, straight, and pedophile

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016

Ross DaouThot posted:

lmao nick mullen gets a little bit of profile from this poo poo and people are trying to cancel him again

Nick is uncancellable he'll be fine.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
honestly i would believe it if dersh killed himself, as long as he left a long and rambling note blaming the newspapers and the scolds for his suicide

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Biden: the three genders are gay, straight, and my good friend and president barack obama

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

the 3 ganders are duck, duck and goose

The Jack Chop Guy
Mar 31, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

babypolis posted:

release the dick pics shenji sent to POWRBALL, comedbyblissoption

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Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
https://twitter.com/flossfurman/status/1160346724113821696?s=19

vid of epstein van and witness conformation of second van

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