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Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.
There's a Steven Wright joke in there somewhere.

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Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Step out the front door and yell "get off my lawn"

Am I Wright guys :v:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://i.imgur.com/CVDRCpR.mp4

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

huh. so thats how they make fruit by the foot. interesting.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


:staredog:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


mmmm, forbidden bubble tape

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.
That's neat. Why isn't the one that's already winding cooled as much?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Hipster_Doofus posted:

That's neat. Why isn't the one that's already winding cooled as much?

Because it's a big mass of iron. The one on the left is just getting started so it lost heat to the hub initially. It's glowing dull red like the other by the end of the clip.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




The rare cursed/blessed/OSHA trifecta

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Reminds me of the video of how they make steel scuba tanks. There's a lot more fire than I would've expected for a scuba tank, but I don't mind it :twisted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzVogfVxXPc

And let's not leave out aluminum tanks, though they're fall less fun to watch. Not as much fire, more "force it into shape via hydraulic pressure, and call it a day"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoTK1vcP20E

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Phanatic posted:

Uh...no. Probably a liquid-fueled rocket blew up, possibly an R-29 SLBM. How you get from that to "nuclear-powered cruise missile," let alone this being the result of a test, I have no idea.

https://twitter.com/Aviation_Intel/status/1160018628479078400

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.space.com/flat-earther-mad-mike-hughes-august-2019-launch.html

Mike Hughes will never die.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Quote from man standing in front of rocket emblazoned with "RESEARCH FLAT EARTH": "this flat Earth has nothing to do with the steam rocket launches," he added. "It never did; it never will. I'm a daredevil!" 

Isn't 5,000 like, much less high than you could get easily in any normal airplane.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




2019 needs to chill the gently caress out, poo poo’s getting even weirder than it already was.

quote:

Hughes again will take off from a mobile platform — another unique aspect of this home-brewed launch setup. In 2018, he launched "from the back of a motor home that I bought off Craigslist," he said, adding that this time, he will launch "on the back of a semi that was given to me." Sunday's liftoff will take place thanks to funding from hud, a casual dating and hookup app (yes, really), according to a press release.

:stonklol:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Icon Of Sin posted:

2019 needs to chill the gently caress out, poo poo’s getting even weirder than it already was.


:stonklol:

That stands for "Hook-Up Display" or something equally terrible, doesn't it?

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Icon Of Sin posted:

Reminds me of the video of how they make steel scuba tanks. There's a lot more fire than I would've expected for a scuba tank, but I don't mind it :twisted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzVogfVxXPc
:words:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Oh Richie!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7IpESigc9Y

Glagha
Oct 13, 2008

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAaaAAAaaAAaAA
AAAAAAAaAAAAAaaAAA
AAAA
AaAAaaA
AAaaAAAAaaaAAAAAAA
AaaAaaAAAaaaaaAA


Absolutely nothing makes me scream internally more than people just walking around exposed moving parts and glowing hot metal.

longview
Dec 25, 2006

heh.

deoju posted:

On the topic of books...

Could anyone recommend something about the technical and scientific side of Chernobyl? I read Voices from Chernobyl, but it is really about the human misery. I wanna learn about milliroentgen, void coefficients, cesium half life, all that poo poo.

It doesn't specifically talk that much about Chernobyl, but I would recommend Atomic Accidents: A History of Nuclear Meltdowns and Disasters: From the Ozark Mountains to Fukushima by Jim Mahaffey.
It's fairly cheap on Kindle, and very interesting reading if you're interested in that kind of stuff.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



That'll be a radioisotope based generator for a satellite or similar (which was my guess before as nothing much else made sense). Not a nuclear powered missile.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

RTGs in a missile don't make a lot of sense either

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


~Long Long Maaaaaan~

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Don't spoil the ending!

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Humphreys posted:

Don't spoil the ending!

It's so long, but worth it!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

That'll be a radioisotope based generator for a satellite or similar (which was my guess before as nothing much else made sense). Not a nuclear powered missile.

But we know they are developing a nuclear-powered missile, and it's a missile test site, and they were testing a missile, and there was radiation released.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-russia-blast-usa/u-s-based-experts-suspect-russia-blast-involved-nuclear-powered-missile-idUSKCN1UZ2H5

quote:

Russia calls the missile the 9M730 Buresvestnik. The NATO alliance has designated it the SSC-X-9 Skyfall.

...

Putin boasted about the nuclear-powered cruise missile in a March 2018 speech to the Russian parliament in which he hailed the development of a raft of fearsome new strategic weapons.

The missile, he said, was successfully tested in late 2017, had “unlimited range” and was “invincible against all existing and prospective missile defense and counter-air defense systems.”

..

Using satellite photos, he and his team determined that the Russians last year appeared to have disassembled a facility for test-launching the missile at a site in Novaya Zemlya and moved it to the base near Nyonoksa.

The photos showed that a blue “environmental shelter” - under which the missiles are stored before launching – at Nyonoksa and rails on which the structure is rolled back appear to be the same as those removed from Novaya Zemlya.

Lewis and his team also examined Automatic Identification System (AIS) signals from ships located off the coast on the same day as the explosion. They identified one ship as the Serebryanka, a nuclear fuel carrier that they had tracked last year off Novaya Zemlya.

“You don’t need this ship for conventional missile tests,” Lewis said. “You need it when you recover a nuclear propulsion unit from the sea floor.”

He noted that the AIS signals showed that the Serebryanka was located inside an “exclusion zone” established off the coast a month before the test, to keep unauthorized ships from entering.

“What’s important is that the Serebryanka is inside that exclusion zone. It’s there. It’s inside the ocean perimeter that they set up. It’s not there by accident,” he said. “I think they were probably there to pick up a propulsion unit off the ocean floor.”

Obviously these are all just informed guesses, but it seems more likely than not.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Mozi posted:

But we know they are developing a nuclear-powered missile, and it's a missile test site, and they were testing a missile, and there was radiation released.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-russia-blast-usa/u-s-based-experts-suspect-russia-blast-involved-nuclear-powered-missile-idUSKCN1UZ2H5


Obviously these are all just informed guesses, but it seems more likely than not.

Lol wasn't the problem with this that it would create non-stop sonic booms as it flies around, and america deemed it to insane (somehow)?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lol wasn't the problem with this that it would create non-stop sonic booms as it flies around, and america deemed it to insane (somehow)?

Yep

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pluto

quote:

The proposed use for nuclear-powered ramjets would be to power a cruise missile, called SLAM, for Supersonic Low Altitude Missile. In order to reach ramjet speed, it would be launched from the ground by a cluster of conventional rocket boosters. Once it reached cruising altitude and was far away from populated areas, the nuclear reactor would be made critical. Since nuclear power gave it almost unlimited range, the missile could cruise in circles over the ocean until ordered "down to the deck" for its supersonic dash to targets in the Soviet Union. The SLAM, as proposed, would carry a payload of many nuclear weapons to be dropped on multiple targets, making the cruise missile into an unmanned bomber. After delivering all its warheads, the missile could then spend weeks flying over populated areas at low altitudes, causing tremendous ground damage with its shock wave and fallout. When it finally lost enough power to fly, and crash-landed, the engine would have a good chance of spewing deadly radiation for months to come.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lol wasn't the problem with this that it would create non-stop sonic booms as it flies around, and america deemed it to insane (somehow)?

Maybe, I think the main problem is that putting a nuclear reactor on a missile is completely crazy. I think America's version involved flying over things and spewing radiation everywhere. Russia's version seems to be more for being able to fly for an unlimited amount of time. But in any case, still crazy. And difficult to test, obviously (we know for sure it blew up the first time, anyways.)

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


It was also rendered obsolete by the development of ICBMs.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Hipster_Doofus posted:

That's neat. Why isn't the one that's already winding cooled as much?

Hot rolled steel vs cold rolled steel. Duh..... :v:

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

The Lone Badger posted:

It was also rendered obsolete by the development of ICBMs.

Not obsolete, just too expensive and risky.

Reminder we had not yet invented and proven things like electronic flight controls, gps, and terrain following radar. All of which wouldn't really get proven until the Tomahawk cruise missile, 10 years later.

Something like Pluto is wayy more difficult to counter than a ballistic missile, which is why nuclear tipped cruise missiles got banned by the INF treaty.

Warthog
Mar 8, 2004
Ferkelwämser extraordinaire

Powershift posted:

That's a relatively tame escalator too, why can't China figure it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnwfYhM07Io

This is the one down into the metro system under kiev. It's very long and very fast and somehow doesn't eat people.

it's a trap - you'll get chopped to pieces right after hearing something like "dvery zakryvayut'sya"

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

glynnenstein posted:

Oh yeah, I've got those too. I just can't have the city re-pour the alley when I want.



This gets hit weekly, and harder than the gray color ones I have because this sticks out to prevent blocking a fire exit so trucks are really moving when they whack it. Still, the concrete wasn't cracked until about 18 months ago when somebody must have been really hauling; it had been there about 7 years to that point.



That impact bowed out the base into an oblong shape, too. The top portion gets bent pretty regularly and I just rotate it around and the next impact straightens it out. Each time it's hit we just repaint over, so you can see the history of scars in the incredibly deep "safety yellow" paint.



At the corner is another one sunk into the ground that gets rubbed constantly. We repaint about every two months or so, depending on weather. One of the first things I did when I started at this site in 2011 was dig out this pole (the concrete was wrecked from levering on the area) and re-set it in 4000 psi concrete 3 feet deep. It's not an ideal installation, but it's made it almost 8 years and is just now getting to where it needs to be done again.



If these bollards weren't around the perimeter of my building, trucks would be hitting it instead all the time because they absolutely do not give any fucks. Even with the protection they still sneak through.



A truck trying to make a tight turn where the alley T's backed into the light fixture and cracked the panel. Each of these precast concrete panels would cost like $10k to have replaced and then the color wouldn't quite match up afterward, anyway. I can't even imagine trying to get that out of a restaurant supply company, what a nightmare.

Is there a swarm of SWIFT trucks orbiting your workplace at all hours?

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Rad-daddio posted:

Is there a swarm of SWIFT trucks orbiting your workplace at all hours?

The proper name for a group of SWIFT trucks is a Collision of SWIFT trucks.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Thomamelas posted:

The proper name for a group of SWIFT trucks is a Collision of SWIFT trucks.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32920845803.html

Osha is this okay?

quote:

Use your laser pointer to point at any desired targets on projection screen, video.
Across the sky,allowing you to find the stars in the fan days you want the stars,is the leader in the vast sky.

e: holy poo poo
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32957013155.html

Who's ready to lose fingat?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

No, a 10 watt laser pointer is not okay

Lasers at that power level can cause instant blindness if you get a flash in your eyes. Also the FAA will crucify you if you shine it into the sky anywhere near an airport.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Sagebrush posted:

No, a 10 watt laser pointer is not okay

Lasers at that power level can cause instant blindness if you get a flash in your eyes. Also the FAA will crucify you if you shine it into the sky anywhere near an airport.
Fine mister fun police

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32218315202.html

quote:

It is a cigarette lighter after inflating.
No war and no slaughter!

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
0.5 watts is the point at which eye protection is required because even momentary or reflected exposure can cause permanent eye damage, and sustained exposure can burn skin and common materials. This is also the point where the laser classification tiers just give up and say "here and above is maximum danger, take all precautions".

The youtube videos you see of lasers destroying small household items in someone's backyard are working with single digit wattages. 10 watts is completely insane and should not be used outside an enclosed CNC machine.

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


All i wanted was frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads :smith:

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