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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

uber_stoat posted:

they call their talking points parrots STALWARTS. :hmbol:

HogWarts was already taken

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1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
ROLCON?

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Taintrunner posted:



shareblue already going to bat for Clinton

:piss: is this real?! who wrote this up?! What is going on?! Where am I?! WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE 2016?!

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
that shits fake as hell I think, it's only sourced to weird chud Reddits and 4chan and is the only result for shareblue stalwarts

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
rolcon doesn't point to anything useful either.

Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

Guys the most important thing we can do right now is get super invested in one particular narrative and attack anyone who doesn't agree with it.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
Yeah it's fake lol

Woo living through the death of truth

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
https://twitter.com/lancearmstrong/status/1160261960484757504

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Gunshow Poophole posted:

that shits fake as hell I think, it's only sourced to weird chud Reddits and 4chan and is the only result for shareblue stalwarts

yeah that website isn't real

yes i did try to go there, shut up :colbert:


i know, right?

ross perot in hell
Jul 9, 2019

by VideoGames

Wheeee posted:

i wish i could roll my brain back to a previous liberal version and just coast out the end of society

white devil

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012



i wonder if (x1,000) we get more info on people involved and billionaires taken down (reminder, if x1,000) it would def help the bernie campaign to point to how brazenly vulgarly depraved our elite class is

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

This has to be related somehow lol

https://twitter.com/BlueRoomStream/status/1160376560307847173

THS
Sep 15, 2017


holy poo poo theres a name i havent heard in awhile, how is rod doin

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


now this is something completely out of nowhere :eyepop:

Krabboss
Nov 11, 2016

MY HUSBAND'S PARSE IS BETTER THAN YOURS
I'm hearing that Epstein was going to release evidence today that would have revealed whether Mike Pence hosed a horse or got hosed by a horse

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

the Blago stuff has been in the news for a few weeks in illinois

apparently Kushner thinks pardoning him will help Trump win over the Black community

I guess Kushner thinks Serbs are PoC

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Krabboss posted:

I'm hearing that Epstein was going to release evidence today that would have revealed whether Mike Pence hosed a horse or got hosed by a horse

? he got hosed by the horse what's this question like just read the loving quote he's pretty clear https://twitter.com/vp/status/863182608552906755?lang=en

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

that's what power is

yorkinshire
Apr 28, 2009

In space no one can hear your dope beats.
My guess is Trump and Rob bonded over being lovely human beings while he was on the apprentice and Rob probably personally asked for the commutation.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 29 days!)

Atrocious Joe posted:

the Blago stuff has been in the news for a few weeks in illinois

apparently Kushner thinks pardoning him will help Trump win over the Black community

I guess Kushner thinks Serbs are PoC

I'm starting to think Don Jr. may be smarter than Jared.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I'm starting to think Don Jr. may be smarter than Jared.

Don Jr is a huge dumbfuck but Kushner married into the Trump family, imagine making that decision

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Gunshow Poophole posted:

Now Epstein do you think you'll be all right
If your sex crimes come to light
Pedophiles have a knack for dyin
When a case has got the risk to blow

And you know it might be ten to life
You'll spend trying to dodge the knife
But because they blew the plea deal years ago
You've got nowhere to go

Tomorrow we can raid the jail downtown
Where the cops will help us get around
The cells are open, cameras all shut down
And here's the plaaaaace

HEY JEFFREY

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Krooked Kween Killary does it again.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 29 days!)

https://twitter.com/nickmullen/status/1160350139908861952?s=20

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1160360120393465856

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/Boringstein/status/1160394654505930752?s=19

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

i think he's dead but honestly this whole thing has cracked my brain so thoroughly that i would not be surprised at all if strong evidence emerges to suggest his death has been faked and they've actually helped him escape. the dude had half a dozen different passports and a fleet of private jets with fake tracking numbers.

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

when is the coroner gonna release pics of that egg hog

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
shareblue:

do NOt: link the court documents. they are Russian disinfo

DO: claim Jeffrey Epstein is actually Donald trump

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
was da share blue thing real. if so I’m going full qanon. otherwise I’ll moderate myself and become pizzagate

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

gh0stpinballa posted:

i think he's dead but honestly this whole thing has cracked my brain so thoroughly that i would not be surprised at all if strong evidence emerges to suggest his death has been faked and they've actually helped him escape. the dude had half a dozen different passports and a fleet of private jets with fake tracking numbers.

Matt Christman: Epstein sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him!

Nick Mullen: The hell you will! He's got a two-day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Epstein's got friends in every town and village from here to Phuket. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in — DISAPPEAR — you'll never see him again. With any luck... he's got the child already.

[Cut to Jeffrey in the Caymans]

Jeffrey Epstein: Does anyone here speak English? Or even Ancient Greek?

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Flat Daddy posted:

was da share blue thing real. if so I’m going full qanon. otherwise I’ll moderate myself and become pizzagate

no

but the thing is this poo poo is entirely believable which is just... crack

ping

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
aw man who tf is making fakes when the real poo poo is so crazy already.

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


i say swears online posted:

Matt Christman: Epstein sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him!

Nick Mullen: The hell you will! He's got a two-day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Epstein's got friends in every town and village from here to Phuket. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in — DISAPPEAR — you'll never see him again. With any luck... he's got the child already.

[Cut to Jeffrey in the Caymans]

Jeffrey Epstein: Does anyone here speak English? Or even Ancient Greek?

*local offers him water*
Jeffrey Epstein: Sorry, no, I only gently caress children in it

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Epstein: man my throat is killing me

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void


Ernest, constructive Nick Mullen is p gross to behold

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

TeenageArchipelago posted:

? he got hosed by the horse what's this question like just read the loving quote he's pretty clear https://twitter.com/vp/status/863182608552906755?lang=en

what's often overlooked in all this is that ronnie reagan was apparently a horse sexhaver himself

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Over Easy posted:

Epstein is an anagram for E.T. Penis

he's finally gone home

ET bone home

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