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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

I'm sad Lyndon larouche is dead for all this

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:13

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comedyblissoption: Mar 15, 2006

Vomik posted:

has anyone noticed that if you look up information on the first prison event, all of the major papers report it as a suicide attempt, but every other paper in second tier and below (like ny post or whatever) point out that he may have been possibly attacked. I don't know if i have ever seen such a disparate report on the same event

still wanting to know if any mainstream paper ran an article saying epstein said he was attacked instead of some rando wapo tweet
https://twitter.com/CarolLeonnig/status/1160214835503738882

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:21

Jel Shaker: Apr 19, 2003

what happens to Epstein�s money? isn�t he the controller of the billionaire owner of Victoria�s Secret estate?

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:22

comedyblissoption: Mar 15, 2006

Over Easy posted:

If it compared epstein to bland by saying something like "these two people were murdered while in jail" then I guess it os apt.

it's the atlantic

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:24

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

The Jack Chop Guy posted:

what drives me nuts about these is how easy they make giving cats pills seem

i have to give my cat 1/4 of a prozac every night and it fuckin sucks

hahah

dumbass with a dog you just have to wrap it in some bullshit and throw it into the air

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:26

Vomik: Jul 29, 2003; This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

comedyblissoption posted:

still wanting to know if any mainstream paper ran an article saying epstein said he was attacked instead of some rando wapo tweet
https://twitter.com/CarolLeonnig/status/1160214835503738882

i honestly don't think so. I think it was only the "lesser" newspapers that pointed it out while NYT, Wapo etc. all stuck with the attempted suicide line

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:28

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

Atrocious Joe posted:

https://twitter.com/shane_burley1/status/1160247742045626368?s=20

i was suspicious of that crowd of liberals friendly anarchists who had followings online, but now i'm convinced they're all feds

i think the cabals of powerful pedophiles transcend partisan politics

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:41

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/1160539297713414144?s=20

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:42

Hamelekim: Feb 25, 2006; And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?; Ramrod XTreme

Gum posted:

do you think its the same people who did the climate change hoax or are they separate conspiracies?

Gum posted:

do you think its the same people who did the climate change hoax or are they separate conspiracies?

https://twitter.com/_whitneywebb/status/1160597359434375170

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:47

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Hamelekim posted:

https://twitter.com/_whitneywebb/status/1160597359434375170

epstein was killed by teh ghost of john gotti

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:48

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

A Spherical Sponge posted:

"crack ping" is just the sound metal makes when it breaks under stress. the "crack" is the initial fracture, and the "ping" is the sound of the metal resonating as the energy from the fracture disperses throughout the structure and it settles into its new configuration.

in this analogy, the "crack" is your mind fracturing under the weight of the revelations from the Epstein Pedo ring case and the recent Clinton/Trump/Queen Elizabeth lead assassination and cover up, and the "ping" is the onset of Epstein brain

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:48

gh0stpinballa: Mar 5, 2019

effort posting cos my gf is sick of hearing me now lol. anyway I've been reading the news coverage and the way the libs have latched onto trump going after the clinton connection, and held it up as some kind of example of why questioning the official narrative is Very Bad, is, i feel, very instructive.

at the heart of this is a fundamental conflict in peoples views of power. there is one view that is off the deep end, saying they're all reptoid aliens from nibaru, and there is the simpering lib view that the powerful are fundamentally decent people with a few bad apples. it should be obvious which one has hosed the planet and condemned us all to death, and it isn't the reptoid gang.

the correct view is that the global ruling class is a parasite entity that requires its members to engage in mutually reinforcing acts of exploitation of the lower classes, particularly the most poor and vulnerable, in order to consolidate their power and create bonds of loyalty and profitable relationships. this can be anything from destroying entire nation states for fun and profit to trafficking children across continents to be raped and tortured at dinner parties everywhere from manhattan to riyadh.

all of this is enabled and protected by a diffuse network of intelligence agencies, news outlets, journalists, academics, militaries, organised crime, law enforcement, judicial bodies, and politicians. most don't need to coordinate with each other, and some people aren't even aware they're playing this role, or pretend they aren't (they're the insufferable cunts like the jacobin guy, gaslighting his followers by waffling about epstein death being caused by neglect, or people like james ball, who pride themselves on being Sensible and Rational and Not a Buyer of Conspiracy Theories). so if the truth accidentally gets out, say the WMDs aren't real, the moderate rebels are all al qaeda, or the little kids grow up and start talking to the wrong papers, these people all have the same reflexive response, which is doing their bit to suffocate the embers before they spark an inferno. they aren't stupid, they know their history, and how and why things like the french and russian revolutions happened.

so this response runs the gauntlet from performatively rending garments and calling for inquiries and new laws, to putting 3 in a troublesome witness's head and saying they had a heart attack, to writing 1000 words of obfuscation for the new york times, to actively amplifying the most batshit theories to smear every skeptic or would be revolutionary as a crank. if a few out of favour people have to fall then it's an acceptable price to pay: the objective is to ensure this system of exploitation remains in place so everyone gets paid and everything stays the same.

gh0stpinballa has issued a correction as of 18:59 on Aug 11, 2019

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:48

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

gh0stpinballa posted:

effort posting cos my gf is sick of hearing me now lol. anyway I've been reading the news coverage and the way the libs have latched onto trump going after the clinton connection, and held it up as some kind of example of why questioning the official narrative is Very Bad, is, i feel, very instructive.

at the heart of this is a fundamental conflict in peoples views of power. there is one view that is off the deep end, saying they're all reptoid aliens from nibaru, and there is the simpering lib view that the powerful are fundamentally decent people with a few bad apples. it should be obvious which one has hosed the planet and condemned us all to death, and it isn't the reptoid gang.

the correct view is that the global ruling class is a parasite entity that requires its members to engage in mutually reinforcing acts of exploitation of the lower classes, particularly the most poor and vulnerable, in order to consolidate their power and create bonds of loyalty and profitable relationships. this can be anything from destroying entire nation states for fun and profit to trafficking children across continents to be raped and tortured at dinner parties everywhere from manhattan to riyadh.

all of this is enabled and protected by a diffuse network of intelligence agencies, news outlets, journalists, academics, militaries, organised crime, law enforcement, judicial bodies, and politicians. most don't need to coordinate with each other, and some people aren't even aware they're playing this role (they're the insufferable cunts like the jacobin guy, gaslighting his followers by waffling about epstein death being caused by neglect, people who pride themselves on being Sensible and Rational and Not a Buyer of Conspiracy Theories). it's just understood that if it turns out the WMDs aren't real, or the little kids grow up and start talking to the papers, they all have a reflexive response, which is doing their bit to suffocate the embers before they spark an inferno. they have thousands of years of practice. they've learned from the mistakes their ancestors made in the french and russian revolutions.

so this response runs the gauntlet from performatively rending garments and calling for inquiries and new laws, to putting 3 in a troublesome witness's head and saying they had a heart attack, to writing 1000 words of obfuscation for the new york times, to actively amplifying the most batshit theories to smear every skeptic or would be revolutionary as a crank. if a few out of favour people have to fall then it's an acceptable price to pay: the objective is to ensure this system of exploitation remains in place so everyone gets paid and everything stays the same.

this is correct and at this point i don't even care what happens, let the dominoes fall

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:53

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

gh0stpinballa posted:

effort posting cos my gf is sick of hearing me now lol. anyway I've been reading the news coverage and the way the libs have latched onto trump going after the clinton connection, and held it up as some kind of example of why questioning the official narrative is Very Bad, is, i feel, very instructive.

at the heart of this is a fundamental conflict in peoples views of power. there is one view that is off the deep end, saying they're all reptoid aliens from nibaru, and there is the simpering lib view that the powerful are fundamentally decent people with a few bad apples. it should be obvious which one has hosed the planet and condemned us all to death, and it isn't the reptoid gang.

the correct view is that the global ruling class is a parasite entity that requires its members to engage in mutually reinforcing acts of exploitation of the lower classes, particularly the most poor and vulnerable, in order to consolidate their power and create bonds of loyalty and profitable relationships. this can be anything from destroying entire nation states for fun and profit to trafficking children across continents to be raped and tortured at dinner parties everywhere from manhattan to riyadh.

all of this is enabled and protected by a diffuse network of intelligence agencies, news outlets, journalists, academics, militaries, organised crime, law enforcement, judicial bodies, and politicians. most don't need to coordinate with each other, and some people aren't even aware they're playing this role, or have convinced themselves of the same (they're the insufferable cunts like the jacobin guy, gaslighting his followers by waffling about epstein death being caused by neglect, people who pride themselves on being Sensible and Rational and Not a Buyer of Conspiracy Theories). it's just understood that if it turns out the WMDs aren't real, the moderate rebels are all al qaeda, or the little kids grow up and start talking to the papers, they all have a reflexive response, which is doing their bit to suffocate the embers before they spark an inferno. they have thousands of years of practice. they've learned from the mistakes their ancestors made in the french and russian revolutions.

so this response runs the gauntlet from performatively rending garments and calling for inquiries and new laws, to putting 3 in a troublesome witness's head and saying they had a heart attack, to writing 1000 words of obfuscation for the new york times, to actively amplifying the most batshit theories to smear every skeptic or would be revolutionary as a crank. if a few out of favour people have to fall then it's an acceptable price to pay: the objective is to ensure this system of exploitation remains in place so everyone gets paid and everything stays the same.

agreed

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:54

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

twoday posted:

ALL THESE ISLANDS ARE YOURS
EXCEPT LITTLE ST. JAMES
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:55

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lmao epstein died from polonium poisoning

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:55

Vomik: Jul 29, 2003; This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Siljmonster posted:

lmao epstein died from polonium poisoning

I heard it was ricin *breaking bad mariachi cover begins playing*

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:57

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

gh0stpinballa posted:

effort posting cos my gf is sick of hearing me now lol. anyway I've been reading the news coverage and the way the libs have latched onto trump going after the clinton connection, and held it up as some kind of example of why questioning the official narrative is Very Bad, is, i feel, very instructive.

at the heart of this is a fundamental conflict in peoples views of power. there is one view that is off the deep end, saying they're all reptoid aliens from nibaru, and there is the simpering lib view that the powerful are fundamentally decent people with a few bad apples. it should be obvious which one has hosed the planet and condemned us all to death, and it isn't the reptoid gang.

the correct view is that the global ruling class is a parasite entity that requires its members to engage in mutually reinforcing acts of exploitation of the lower classes, particularly the most poor and vulnerable, in order to consolidate their power and create bonds of loyalty and profitable relationships. this can be anything from destroying entire nation states for fun and profit to trafficking children across continents to be raped and tortured at dinner parties everywhere from manhattan to riyadh.

all of this is enabled and protected by a diffuse network of intelligence agencies, news outlets, journalists, academics, militaries, organised crime, law enforcement, judicial bodies, and politicians. most don't need to coordinate with each other, and some people aren't even aware they're playing this role, or pretend they aren't (they're the insufferable cunts like the jacobin guy, gaslighting his followers by waffling about epstein death being caused by neglect, or people like james ball, who pride themselves on being Sensible and Rational and Not a Buyer of Conspiracy Theories). it's just understood that if it the truth accidentally gets out, say the WMDs aren't real, the moderate rebels are all al qaeda, or the little kids grow up and start talking to the wrong papers, these people all have the same reflexive response, which is doing their bit to suffocate the embers before they spark an inferno. they have thousands of years of practice. they've learned from the mistakes their ancestors made in the french and russian revolutions.

so this response runs the gauntlet from performatively rending garments and calling for inquiries and new laws, to putting 3 in a troublesome witness's head and saying they had a heart attack, to writing 1000 words of obfuscation for the new york times, to actively amplifying the most batshit theories to smear every skeptic or would be revolutionary as a crank. if a few out of favour people have to fall then it's an acceptable price to pay: the objective is to ensure this system of exploitation remains in place so everyone gets paid and everything stays the same.

some good points op

# ? Aug 11, 2019 18:57

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1160610012927950848

:siren:

david copperfield broke epstein out of jail

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:00

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

gh0stpinballa posted:

the simpering lib view that the powerful are fundamentally decent people with a few bad apples. it should be obvious which one has hosed the planet and condemned us all to death, and it isn't the reptoid gang.

"You can be wrong without being evil!" - libs lecturing me while we are being marched to the ovens

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:01

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

THS posted:

holy poo poo theres a name i havent heard in awhile, how is rod doin

Kushner thinks this will help Trump with liberals. He's right.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:02

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1160610012927950848

david copperfield broke epstein out of jail

you think that number still works?

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:03

PoontifexMacksimus: Feb 14, 2012

Very few in the intelligence community still follow the ancient laws of the ninja. Even in disgrace Epstein has shown commendable strength of spirit to walk the path of bushido to its ultimate conclusion.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:03

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

two weeks before the journalist that broke the Panama Papers story for blown up by a car bomb, Fabiola de Kroon, a corporate lawyer for one of the companies implicated, was killed by "falling debris" on a Hoboken commuter train

she was literally the only fatality that day

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:04

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

jarofpiss posted:

you think that number still works?

thats a loving sitcom number no way

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:05

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

CALL EPSTEIN 555-PHI-EPSILON-DELTA-OMEGA

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:06

Christoph: Mar 3, 2005

Anyone got any book recommendations for understanding the world of billionaires and their sex trafficking ways and worldfaring fuckery?

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:07

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

gh0stpinballa posted:

the correct view is that the global ruling class is a parasite entity that requires its members to engage in mutually reinforcing acts of exploitation of the lower classes, particularly the most poor and vulnerable, in order to consolidate their power and create bonds of loyalty and profitable relationships. this can be anything from destroying entire nation states for fun and profit to trafficking children across continents to be raped and tortured at dinner parties everywhere from manhattan to riyadh.

uh excuse I'll have you know that implying all rich people are pedophiles is queerphobic

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:07

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Christoph posted:

Anyone got any book recommendations for understanding the world of billionaires and their sex trafficking ways and worldfaring fuckery?

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6250856-EpsteinDepositions.html

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:08

comedyblissoption: Mar 15, 2006

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1160610012927950848

david copperfield broke epstein out of jail

he did, but his only role was to do a bit closeup magic routine to distract the front desk

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:09

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Zas posted:

i wonder if trump even remembers epstein

lol trump doesn't even remember Eric

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:10

Frijolero: Jan 24, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:16

1994 Toyota Celica: Sep 11, 2008; by Nyc_Tattoo

Lord of Pie posted:

lol trump doesn't even remember Eric

i wish i could forget eric

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:18

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Shear Modulus posted:

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6250856-EpsteinDepositions.html

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:20

Ate My Balls Redux: Aug 2, 2018; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

david copperfield broke epstein out of jail

Don't be ridiculous, the Statue of Liberty is one thing, but anyone would notice that head no matter how many curtains and mirrors he brought

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:22

Christoph: Mar 3, 2005

Shear Modulus posted:

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6250856-EpsteinDepositions.html

Already working through that one. I meant a cohesive book. Good jokey joke though.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:22

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

i cracked for a long time before i first heard a ping

now i'm crackin and pingin like a fuckin sonar

turns out there's a huge pedoberg in front of us

but all most people see is..... just the tip :pwn:

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:22

Christoph: Mar 3, 2005

I find myself already becoming numb to pedophile slavery. Wake me up when a billionaire is caught doing the other thing we all know they're doing - eating people.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:23

Serf: May 5, 2011

gradenko_2000 posted:

uh excuse I'll have you know that implying all rich people are pedophiles is queerphobic

yeah because one thing i've always heard is "all rich people are gay" lol

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:23

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# ? May 26, 2024 16:41

Ate My Balls Redux: Aug 2, 2018; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

gradenko_2000 posted:

uh excuse I'll have you know that implying all rich people are pedophiles is queerphobic

lol someone in the USPOL thread threw a tantrum over the word "Chomo" the other day, claiming it was homophobic

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:26

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