Trump 954: TOP SECRET DISCLOSURE -- President Poopys in His Pants (may god ruin him)

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smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

God the stupid loving pork chop

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:34

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# ? May 26, 2024 00:35

heard u like girls: Mar 25, 2013

its not a hang glider but it triggered that memory

also

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:35

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

everyday is benghazi day in america

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:39

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

TMMadman posted:

Like no loving poo poo.

Once again, given the nature of the crime and accused criminal, Epstein should have literally had someone standing like 10 feet away from him at all times.

edit - Like this wasn't some Joe Schmoe child predator, this was a billionaire who potentially had dirt on a bunch of other billionaires.

I think you answered your own question.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:40

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tacodaemon posted:

horny is prohibited

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:41

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/henna_rai/status/1160252789781667843?s=20

huh

https://twitter.com/KashifMD/status/1160561534805979137?s=20

lmfao

old man strength is loving real nerds.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:41

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

^^ I am pretty old and, uh, not necessarily. There are skillets I cannot lift with one hand.

I also remember Gymkata from the 80s, I don't know if I actually saw it. If I did there's a good chance that the part of my brain that would have remembered it instantly died.

But hey what about that Simone Biles huh

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:42

Bilirubin: Feb 16, 2014; The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Crusader posted:

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:42

heard u like girls: Mar 25, 2013

Bilirubin posted:

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:43

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/NoahRevoy/status/1159764130154332160

That is a strange way to spell save society.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:44

Siljmonster: Dec 16, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

emfive posted:

^^ I am pretty old and, uh, not necessarily. There are skillets I cannot lift with one hand.

I also remember Gymkata from the 80s, I don't know if I actually saw it. If I did there's a good chance that the part of my brain that would have remembered it instantly died.

But hey what about that Simone Biles huh

I've watched that movie too many times to know that part of my brain is in fact dead.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:44

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

heard u like girls posted:

that emoji looks like "my head is filled with water and it's kind-of exploding and I don't know why"

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:45

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

quote:

Coming this week:

Monday � China vehicle sales; Tencent Music (TME) and Saudi Aramco earnings
Tuesday � Germany inflation rate; US inflation; JD.com (JD) and Tilray (TLRY) earnings
Wednesday � China retail sales; Germany and Europe GDP; UK inflation; Luckin Coffee (LK), Macy's (M) and Canopy Growth (CGC) earnings
Thursday � US retail sales; Alibaba (BABA), JCPenney (JCP), Walmart (WMT) and NVIDIA (NVDA) earnings
Friday � US housing starts and building permits, OPEC's monthly oil report

Recession Data Week is packed full of good stuff.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:45

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

heard u like girls posted:

tmao

(thunking my rear end off)

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:45

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

heard u like girls posted:

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:49

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Hadn't seen this before and lol

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:50

shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

smarxist posted:

Hadn't seen this before and lol

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:53

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

trip report: Telling Steve Cortes that the world would be a better place if he was dead

result: got account locked for 12 hours

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:53

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/NoahRevoy/status/1159764130154332160

*is a man posting this, along with all my other men who post musings like this* :hmmyes:

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:53

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

smarxist posted:

God the stupid loving pork chop

please do not disparage the Iowa Chop (tm)

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:54

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

https://twitter.com/BATHSmusic/status/1160360979730817024

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:54

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Inspector Hound posted:

This is a lot of unfounded speculation all of you guys, and the Twittersphere, and the president, are promoting

30-50 feral hogs killed Epstein in 3-5 minutes.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:55

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

I did 17 pushups today and a girl friend (not girlfriend) and I went to Jersey Mike�s

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:55

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

Bert Roberge posted:

30-50 feral hogs killed Epstein in 3-5 minutes.

Hi dad.

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:57

Poniard: Apr 3, 2011

im eatin g a turkey sandwich

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:58

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Retaliatory tariffs from China are so bad in the U. S. that Canada is buying our lobster wholesale and reselling it to China for a profit.

quote:

In July, China slapped the U.S. lobster industry with a 25 percent tariff in the second round of the then-fledgling U.S.-China trade war. American dealers watched in dismay as China turned to Canada to satisfy its craving for lobster, which is the same species without the tariff-inflated price tag.

New trade data shows live lobster sales to China fell by 46.7 percent, or $82.1 million, in the 12 months following July 2018 � from $179 million in the year before the punitive tariff went into effect down to $93.8 million in the 12 months after the tariff.

In the year leading up to the tariff, Canada purchased $301.7 million of live U.S. lobster � 29 percent more than the $234 million it bought the year before. Sales of live lobster to Canada grew from 38 percent to 51 percent over that same period.

Looks like worldwide sales only dropped about 5% so it's a fairly inelastic market. Canada just gets to be the middle man and take a large part of the profit margin now.

https://www.pressherald.com/2019/08/11/we-cant-compete-with-canada-right-now-tariffs-drive-down-u-s-lobster-exports-to-china-by-46/

# ? Aug 11, 2019 19:59

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1160600432751849474

# ? Aug 11, 2019 20:01

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

tacodaemon posted:

# ? Aug 11, 2019 20:02

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

smarxist posted:

God the stupid loving pork chop

# ? Aug 11, 2019 20:02

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Bert Roberge posted:

Retaliatory tariffs from China are so bad in the U. S. that Canada is buying our lobster wholesale and reselling it to China for a profit.

Looks like worldwide sales only dropped about 5% so it's a fairly inelastic market. Canada just gets to be the middle man and take a large part of the profit margin now.

https://www.pressherald.com/2019/08/11/we-cant-compete-with-canada-right-now-tariffs-drive-down-u-s-lobster-exports-to-china-by-46/

Love the beeyins and beeyins going into our coffers

# ? Aug 11, 2019 20:03