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Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
Where are you getting 10 watts from? The page says 1-5 mW.

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H2SO4
Sep 11, 2001

put your money in a log cabin


Buglord
but this rave is in an abandoned warehouse and that's an enclosure so we're good

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
And the kind of damage that a laser does to your retina is something the brain is really good at filtering out until enough of it builds up that it can't keep up and you basically go blind overnight.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Double Punctuation posted:

Where are you getting 10 watts from? The page says 1-5 mW.

https://www.aliexpress.com/

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Sagebrush posted:

No, a 10 watt laser pointer is not okay

Lasers at that power level can cause instant blindness if you get a flash in your eyes. Also the FAA will crucify you if you shine it into the sky anywhere near an airport.

I got a nice letter from the authorities when I was trying to import some lasers that were randomly checked and over the raiting they were advertised as. I don't remember the details but long story short they thought I was trying to dupe the importation laws or something.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


They seem to have legit laser engraver lasers too

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32961739730.html

This rave is gonna be so lit

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

"The Action Lab" guy will be blind soon enough if he keeps doing this with his 1.4 Watt laser. You only need to see the first 20 seconds to understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr5DYnqVAWs

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Rexxed posted:

"The Action Lab" guy will be blind soon enough if he keeps doing this with his 1.4 Watt laser. You only need to see the first 20 seconds to understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr5DYnqVAWs

I love the untinted safety glasses. I controlled for the hazards with PPE! :downs:

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

haveblue posted:

0.5 watts is the point at which eye protection is required because even momentary or reflected exposure can cause permanent eye damage, and sustained exposure can burn skin and common materials. This is also the point where the laser classification tiers just give up and say "here and above is maximum danger, take all precautions".

The youtube videos you see of lasers destroying small household items in someone's backyard are working with single digit wattages. 10 watts is completely insane and should not be used outside an enclosed CNC machine.

10w in, but what wattage of photons actually coming out?

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006

The Lone Badger posted:

10w in, but what wattage of photons actually coming out?

If it’s much less than 10 Watts, you’d figure it out pretty quick just by holding it.

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


so it turns out that laser pointers from ebay that claim to be 5mw are actually several times that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2crWR1lg6s

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
Don't worry, AliExpress has you covered for PPE too! :pseudo:



You can even find those same "laser safety glasses" for less than a dollar, with free shipping from some sellers.

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme

Grundulum posted:

If it’s much less than 10 Watts, you’d figure it out pretty quick just by holding it.

It usually is. These things dissipate absurd heat.

That three watt one that came out like a decade ago and kicked off a furor was the size of a d-cell Maglite and it was 90 percent heatsink.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

haveblue posted:

0.5 watts is the point at which eye protection is required because even momentary or reflected exposure can cause permanent eye damage, and sustained exposure can burn skin and common materials. This is also the point where the laser classification tiers just give up and say "here and above is maximum danger, take all precautions".

The youtube videos you see of lasers destroying small household items in someone's backyard are working with single digit wattages. 10 watts is completely insane and should not be used outside an enclosed CNC machine.

so get a security cam system with long lens, facial recognition software trained to detect and aim at people wearing black helmets, and mount the Eye Fucker on a remote controlled gimbal with targeting set by the security cam.

Hobbyists already make NERF turrets on Github that can do this, step your game up Hong Kong protesters

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

BMan posted:

so it turns out that laser pointers from ebay that claim to be 5mw are actually several times that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2crWR1lg6s

Ahhhhhhh, the bit where he points a laser directly into his eyeball. :gonk:

I genuinely threw my arms in front of my eyes in reflex.

edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMVWW-bmKwQ

These are scary af, especially the part where they'll advertise them as "great for playing with your cat"

Beartaco fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Aug 11, 2019

Post poste
Mar 29, 2010

bring back old gbs posted:

so get a security cam system with long lens, facial recognition software trained to detect and aim at people wearing black helmets, and mount the Eye Fucker on a remote controlled gimbal with targeting set by the security cam.

Hobbyists already make NERF turrets on Github that can do this, step your game up Hong Kong protesters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8zC3-ZQFJI
Close enough!

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Reign Of Pain posted:

I used to drive a '77 Chevy "sports" Van and the roof was indeed solid AF but I dunno if it could handle that kinda weight...especially when when you go over another road at a intersection that has not been leveled properly....that gonna cause the roof to kerlapse and mush a fella!

Honestly given the general condition of the van, I’d be more concerned that it’s almost certainly on four completely bald tires, has no remaining soft materials anywhere in the front end, tie rod ends that are holding on mostly by hope, and four completely blown shocks.

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow
Does this count as OSHA?

https://twitter.com/Leozaur/status/1160176611305623557

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

BMan posted:

so it turns out that laser pointers from ebay that claim to be 5mw are actually several times that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2crWR1lg6s

In addition to the lasers just being more powerful than specified, there are other effects making those eBay ones even more dangerous.

First, blue lasers in particular are more dangerous than other colors because the human eye is less sensitive to blue light. Given red, green, and blue lasers of the same output power, the blue one will appear much weaker and "safer" than the others but it's not.

Second, while it is possible to make a diode that lases directly in the green or blue range, it's not cheap. A less expensive strategy is to make a high-power infrared laser diode that lases at say 1064nm, and use that to pump a frequency doubling crystal that produces green 546nm laser light. This process is only about 15% efficient, so to get even 5mw of light output you need 30mw of infrared. This means that there is a dangerously powerful infrared laser in the optical path. A well-designed laser will have a high-pass filter that absorbs any leaked infrared light, leaving only the low-power optical beam...but those filters also cost money and you can't tell if they're there without the right detectors so the bargain-basement lasers often leave them out. As a result your "eye-safe" green laser may have a halo of powerful infrared light scattered around its beam, but your blink reflex can't protect you from it and it's invisible so you'd never know it's there and you're not looking directly into the green beam so what's the danger?

The import restrictions on laser pointers really aren't just to ruin your fun.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
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Sagebrush posted:

In addition to the lasers just being more powerful than specified, there are other effects making those eBay ones even more dangerous.

First, blue lasers in particular are more dangerous than other colors because the human eye is less sensitive to blue light. Given red, green, and blue lasers of the same output power, the blue one will appear much weaker and "safer" than the others but it's not.

Second, while it is possible to make a diode that lases directly in the green or blue range, it's not cheap. A less expensive strategy is to make a high-power infrared laser diode that lases at say 1064nm, and use that to pump a frequency doubling crystal that produces green 546nm laser light. This process is only about 15% efficient, so to get even 5mw of light output you need 30mw of infrared. This means that there is a dangerously powerful infrared laser in the optical path. A well-designed laser will have a high-pass filter that absorbs any leaked infrared light, leaving only the low-power optical beam...but those filters also cost money and you can't tell if they're there without the right detectors so the bargain-basement lasers often leave them out. As a result your "eye-safe" green laser may have a halo of powerful infrared light scattered around its beam, but your blink reflex can't protect you from it and it's invisible so you'd never know it's there and you're not looking directly into the green beam so what's the danger?

The import restrictions on laser pointers really aren't just to ruin your fun.

well that's horrifying.

majestic12
Sep 2, 2003

Pete likes coffee
Also infrared lasers aren’t blocked or absorbed by the lens or aqueous humor in your eye so they’re more likely to burn your retina, causing permanent spot blindness! Or if it hits the optic nerve, total eye blindness!

itskage
Aug 26, 2003


Bees on Wheat posted:

Don't worry, AliExpress has you covered for PPE too! :pseudo:



You can even find those same "laser safety glasses" for less than a dollar, with free shipping from some sellers.

This probably has the same problems as the pointers where corners are cut and without additional testing, there's no way to know if they're actually protecting you.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Wall full of awards from the internet, doesn't understand the basics of electricity.

I am sure that is a biting comment on something.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

itskage posted:

This probably has the same problems as the pointers where corners are cut and without additional testing, there's no way to know if they're actually protecting you.
The photos are quite clearly showing you to try and stab your $3 anti-cut gauntlet ahead of time to know if its protecting you or not.

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


itskage posted:

This probably has the same problems as the pointers where corners are cut and without additional testing, there's no way to know if they're actually protecting you.

The goggles, they do nothing!

cyberbug
Sep 30, 2004

The name is Carl Seltz...
insurance inspector.

MRC48B posted:

Not obsolete, just too expensive and risky.

Reminder we had not yet invented and proven things like electronic flight controls, gps, and terrain following radar. All of which wouldn't really get proven until the Tomahawk cruise missile, 10 years later.

Something like Pluto is wayy more difficult to counter than a ballistic missile, which is why nuclear tipped cruise missiles got banned by the INF treaty.

Something like Pluto would be piss easy to intercept. It would be trundling along very slowly (compared to an ICBM) in the thickness of the atmosphere and glowing white hot on all sorts of wavelengths. The speed doesn't even matter, it's going to be so hot even from the front that you can just shoot it head on with something slower. Or from behind with something faster.

Also the INF treaty was mostly about getting rid of the kind of nuclear weapons that would have been delegated to relatively low-level commanders to use in a limited nuclear war between NATO and Warsaw Pact forces.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Thomamelas posted:

The proper name for a group of SWIFT trucks is a Collision of SWIFT trucks.

Actually it is a Jackknife of SWIFT trucks.

Saukkis
May 16, 2003

Unless I'm on the inside curve pointing straight at oncoming traffic the high beams stay on and I laugh at your puny protest flashes.
I am Most Important Man. Most Important Man in the World.

cyberbug posted:

Something like Pluto would be piss easy to intercept. It would be trundling along very slowly (compared to an ICBM) in the thickness of the atmosphere and glowing white hot on all sorts of wavelengths. The speed doesn't even matter, it's going to be so hot even from the front that you can just shoot it head on with something slower. Or from behind with something faster.

Tomahawks don't seem to be that easy to shoot down. Pluto doesn't fly in the atmosphere. It flies supersonic near the ground so it would very hard to shoot down.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Saukkis posted:

Tomahawks don't seem to be that easy to shoot down. Pluto doesn't fly in the atmosphere. It flies supersonic near the ground so it would very hard to shoot down.

Atmosphere starts from ground level, its first and densest layer is known as troposphere. :eng101:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Rexxed posted:

"The Action Lab" guy will be blind soon enough if he keeps doing this with his 1.4 Watt laser. You only need to see the first 20 seconds to understand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr5DYnqVAWs

Is it wrong that this makes me want one more?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



chitoryu12 posted:

Is it wrong that this makes me want one more?

Mmm yea, a little.

/Thor

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Nenonen posted:

Atmosphere starts from ground level, its first and densest layer is known as troposphere. :eng101:

No no, it flies below the atmosphere.

You mean in a different layer of the atmosphere?

No, it's below it. There's nothing down there.

Nothing?

No. Just a few birds. And buildings, and air molecules.

And?

And about five tons of white hot supersonic cruise missile.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

Shut up Meg posted:

Wall full of awards from the internet, doesn't understand the basics of electricity.

I am sure that is a biting comment on something.

They're one of the biggest Goon success stories, so just channelling their inner Grover.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Inner Grover, Outer Grover, don’t they become one and the same at some point?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Sagebrush posted:

In addition to the lasers just being more powerful than specified, there are other effects making those eBay ones even more dangerous.

First, blue lasers in particular are more dangerous than other colors because the human eye is less sensitive to blue light. Given red, green, and blue lasers of the same output power, the blue one will appear much weaker and "safer" than the others but it's not.

Second, while it is possible to make a diode that lases directly in the green or blue range, it's not cheap. A less expensive strategy is to make a high-power infrared laser diode that lases at say 1064nm, and use that to pump a frequency doubling crystal that produces green 546nm laser light. This process is only about 15% efficient, so to get even 5mw of light output you need 30mw of infrared. This means that there is a dangerously powerful infrared laser in the optical path. A well-designed laser will have a high-pass filter that absorbs any leaked infrared light, leaving only the low-power optical beam...but those filters also cost money and you can't tell if they're there without the right detectors so the bargain-basement lasers often leave them out. As a result your "eye-safe" green laser may have a halo of powerful infrared light scattered around its beam, but your blink reflex can't protect you from it and it's invisible so you'd never know it's there and you're not looking directly into the green beam so what's the danger?

The import restrictions on laser pointers really aren't just to ruin your fun.

That 1064nm wavelength is the perfect wavelength to absolutely ruin retinas. There's no overstressing or hyperbole when talking about how dangerous that wavelength is when it comes to eye safety.

Vindolanda
Feb 13, 2012

It's just like him too, y'know?

Wingnut Ninja posted:

No no, it flies below the atmosphere.

You mean in a different layer of the atmosphere?

No, it's below it. There's nothing down there.

Nothing?

No. Just a few birds. And buildings, and air molecules.

And?

And about five tons of white hot supersonic cruise missile.

So the allegations that these are just made to carry as much nuclear material as possible and to hell with the consequences, I mean that’s ludicrous...

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Mustached Demon posted:

That 1064nm wavelength is the perfect wavelength to absolutely ruin retinas. There's no overstressing or hyperbole when talking about how dangerous that wavelength is when it comes to eye safety.

Get a 510–520 nm LASER.

They’re not just safer. They also keep working when it gets colder than San Francisco in the summer (i.e. fifteen degrees Celsius).

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Platystemon posted:

Get a 510–520 nm LASER.

They’re not just safer. They also keep working when it gets colder than San Francisco in the summer (i.e. fifteen degrees Celsius).

I used a Nd:YAG back in college for pump-probe scienceing. Real useful wavelength just by itself.

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