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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

I can not imagine anything even close to this level of professionalism and meaningful dialogue taking place in the government today

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Prav
Oct 29, 2011


i'm imagining a 7kW washing machine that leaks due to poor assembly, and you can pay $450 to unlock the speed cycle

e: oh and you have to use your phone to open it after the program finishes

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

imagine wearin this shirt unironically, or ironically frankly for the matter :goleft:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

imagine wearin this shirt unironically, or ironically frankly for the matter :goleft:



im wearing this right now as i zip off the bottom of my pants into shorts

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012
Even if I could take everything at face value, accept what I'm told to believe and he did commit suicide, how were so little resources available to stop him doing it, and yet so many to make sure nobody can really tell what's going on when they remove the body from the hospital?

tl;dr : crack, ping

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

How Darwinian posted:

I knew this before, but it just popped back into my head that Epstein was on the council of foreign relations and the trilateral commission. Haha, cracking and pinging and slowly losing track of reality!

https://www.counterpunch.org/2019/07/15/jeffrey-epstein-and-the-collapse-of-europe/

what, and I can not emphasize this enough, the gently caress

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

lol if you thought cofr and the trilateral weren't real-real

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

MeatwadIsGod posted:

Dyncorp is honestly one of the most disturbing pieces in this whole hosed up puzzle

I never really understood the tail number thing. Is that super rare or something to have a shared one between a chopper and a plane

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Civilized Fishbot posted:

sincere question: am i an idiot if i believe that epstein actually hung himself. I don't think anyone else came in to kill him, i think it was 100% predictable that he would try to kill himself given the chance. the conspiracy is how he was given the opportunity - allowing someone in that situation to kill themselves is the same as sending someone to kill them. so there's still a cabal and conspiracy here but i think an assassin is unnecessary. is that dumb

basically I think "who made sure epstein was allowed to die" and "who killed epstein" are equivalent in any meaningful sense

for sure, epstein (like me) was really upset by david berman's suicide just a couple days earlier and decided to end it

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


come on though, a huge fucken narcissist like epstein would love to have all that attention on him at a trial outing conspirators and poo poo, the last thing a narcissist does (especially one as invested in living forever as epstein was) is kill themselves

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

How Darwinian posted:

I knew this before, but it just popped back into my head that Epstein was on the council of foreign relations and the trilateral commission. Haha, cracking and pinging and slowly losing track of reality!

https://www.counterpunch.org/2019/07/15/jeffrey-epstein-and-the-collapse-of-europe/

Other rich people have bought their way into those, that's just one example of the power of a big enough pile of money. It's not like everybody else on those councils are there for the strength of their characters or the value of their ideas.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Prav posted:

lol if you thought cofr and the trilateral weren't real-real

brb, gonna go play the Illuminati card game from the mid 90’s till my head implodes

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

come on though, a huge fucken narcissist like epstein would love to have all that attention on him at a trial outing conspirators and poo poo, the last thing a narcissist does (especially one as invested in living forever as epstein was) is kill themselves

Yes

Also he put his helicopter on sale a week ago, that’s the act of a man with long term plans

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
I keep trying to go through all of this poo poo starting with the simplest possible explanations and connections and then my brain cracks and pings and melts. Even making a comprehensive list of verified facts is too much.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
he was murd-ered 👏 👏 👏-👏-👏

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Myron Baloney posted:

I keep trying to go through all of this poo poo starting with the simplest possible explanations and connections and then my brain cracks and pings and melts. Even making a comprehensive list of verified facts is too much.

epstein ran a child rape brothel for the rich and powerful and someone reasonably powerful in the doj who wasn't involved started an investigation. in response, the guilty had epstein murdered.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I googled something and this came up

http://www.jeffreyepstein.org/Jeffrey_Epstein.html

Is this real? :psypop:

GOD IS BED
Jun 17, 2010

ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON
:minnie:

College Slice

twoday posted:

Here we go

https://twitter.com/TheSharpEdge1/status/1155929948223184897?s=20

Read this entire thread if you want to lose your mind forever. Half of it is spurious and some parts are obviously incorrect but the overall character of it is such that one will go absolutely mad if they even attempt to follow the steps in logic which are contained here

thanks for the cracks and pings

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

twoday posted:

I googled something and this came up

http://www.jeffreyepstein.org/Jeffrey_Epstein.html

Is this real? :psypop:

is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85dYshiw55Q

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

twoday posted:

I googled something and this came up

http://www.jeffreyepstein.org/Jeffrey_Epstein.html

Is this real? :psypop:

several of the press links work

http://www.jeffreyepstein.org/Press.html

https://www.marketwatch.com/press-r...ncer-2014-03-31
https://www.marketwatch.com/press-r...noma-2014-05-06
https://www.newsday.com/business/press-releases/jeffrey-epstein-funds-innovations-in-cognitive-science-1.6531700
http://www.digitaljournal.com/pr/1576640

etc

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme
Can't make this stuff up.

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1160698485248630784

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
everybody seems to agree there's an international cabal of child rapists at the highest levels and we're supposed to just keep going to work and watching netflix

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbrAiDAHkMc&t=2s

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

how do i fit the Israeli art students into the Epstein 9/11 conspiracy

https://twitter.com/AymanM/status/1160691358832779264?s=20

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

old.flv posted:

everybody seems to agree there's an international cabal of child rapists at the highest levels and we're supposed to just keep going to work and watching netflix

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



Okay, that's it. I'm in a simulation. This is a Total Recall style VR vacation and I'm suppose to go on a rich person killing power trip.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

:allbuttons:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Crazypoops posted:

Okay, that's it. I'm in a simulation. This is a Total Recall style VR vacation and I'm suppose to go on a rich person killing power trip.

No don't do it

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



twoday posted:

No don't do it

That's just what the program WANTS me to think!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
I remember thinking it was over-the-top anime poo poo in Metal Gear Solid 2 that the President of the United States was the head of child solider army in the Liberian civil war and nobody knew about it or called attention to it later.

Now I just don't know anymore

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Atrocious Joe posted:

how do i fit the Israeli art students into the Epstein 9/11 conspiracy

https://twitter.com/AymanM/status/1160691358832779264?s=20

he died of a lack of information surrounding his death

what a terrible way to go

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

How Darwinian posted:

I knew this before, but it just popped back into my head that Epstein was on the council of foreign relations and the trilateral commission. Haha, cracking and pinging and slowly losing track of reality!

https://www.counterpunch.org/2019/07/15/jeffrey-epstein-and-the-collapse-of-europe/

lol i cant keep everything in my brain at once, its like trying to name the 7 dwarves or something, you always forget one

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

why is this still online?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
:tinfoil:

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/BBCBweaking/status/1160189506110283777

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1160698485248630784

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Zas posted:

lol i cant keep everything in my brain at once, its like trying to name the 7 dwarves or something, you always forget one

You probably forgot about Iran Contra, don’t forget that bit

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
I haven't been following this story at all can somebody sum it please

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Stairmaster posted:

https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1160698485248630784

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

https://twitter.com/jezawatson/status/1160699314743795713?s=20

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