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Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

pillsburysoldier posted:

the chinese have programmed their succbot2000 to be sentient

There go my chances.

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Durf
Aug 16, 2017





cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
There's a twink on his back on a hot desert road. He'a asking for help, but you're not helping him. Why is that?

Mr. Deckard, is this a test over whether I'm superior homosexual or a robot?

Just answer the question, Mr. Cumshitter.

D.Ork Bimboolean
Aug 26, 2016

You, an goon of much intellection: "The world is falling apart and I'm getting depressed."

Me, an orc: "~ B O R B ~"

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

I'm watching fox news and gently caress its a mess. People selling $300 chocolate and alcohol free alcohol(?) inbetween the _really_ crazy poo poo

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
robots are notoriously homophobic. they think every zero needs a 1. they cant even conceive of how two 1's can be happy together. even if that means "yes yes" in theier weird binary language the same way gay means happy in english.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


cumshitter posted:

robots are notoriously homophobic. they think every zero needs a 1. they cant even conceive of how two 1's can be happy together. even if that means "yes yes" in theier weird binary language the same way gay means happy in english.

No one has ever seduced a robot before, Mr. Cumshitter. But we believe you can be the first.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

CODChimera posted:

I'm watching fox news and gently caress its a mess. People selling $300 chocolate and alcohol free alcohol(?) inbetween the _really_ crazy poo poo

Don't get brain worms

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



https://twitter.com/JadedCreative/status/1160536867764428806

wait that orphaned infant they were using for a photo op had broken bones from the attack while they

quote:

In the photo, your baby wears a bowtie and tiny jacket; someone has dressed him up for this occasion. He gazes off to the side (toward his aunt, who stands beside First Lady Melania Trump), his body stiff, his face solemn. He is not at ease in this strange lady’s arms. How could he be? Your child has just gotten out of the hospital, where he was treated for broken bones incurred when you desperately threw yourself over his little body and took the bullets that seconds later orphaned him and his two siblings.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

no more coffee after 4 pm holy poo poo

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Addamere has been loving these bots all along.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1160063424811995136

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

pillsburysoldier posted:

no more coffee after 4 pm holy poo poo

Sleep friend. I shall post the night away in your stay.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



holy poo poo

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/RJ_Writes/status/1157386941245116416/photo/1

Mustached Demon posted:

Sleep friend. I shall post the night away in your stay.

fiiine

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
free benghazi

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrADTN-dvg

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/1160578481723494400?s=19

lol

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Barr sat on Epstein's face

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Bert Roberge posted:

Addamere has been loving these bots all along.

addamere will never admit they are robots, not even to himself. but we know the truth

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Dirty Deeds

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

DryGoods posted:

Dirty Deeds

Done dirt cheap.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
4:23 AM, watching The Chevy Chase Show clips on Youtube

something's not right here

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://i.imgur.com/gqZLil3.gifv

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/Behind2020/status/1160558662546579456?s=19

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Mustached Demon posted:

Don't get brain worms

But Fox & Friends is on now and thats where the POTUS gets his good information from no?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/bkkirby/status/1160469222297702400?s=19

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

CODChimera posted:

But Fox & Friends is on now and thats where the POTUS gets his good information from no?

Ban this person before they spreads the brain worms

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
what about a Pizza place for Epstein Brains and we call it Crack Ping Pong

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/EpsteinJeffrey/status/1160629392302723072?s=19

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Big question hoping for some BIG answers

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

:eyepop:

THE AWESOME GHOST
Oct 21, 2005

a helpful bear posted:

boomers apparently flocked to something called zero net where it's a distributed "internet" (think torrents or bitcoin) and someone opened a new 8chan except there's no way to stop people posting child porn so now a bunch of boomers have child porn on their computers

how does this not immediately turn into one guy installing spyware on hundreds of computers

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost

big mood

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Mustached Demon posted:

Barr sat on Epstein's face

roachtape is real

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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

THE AWESOME GHOST posted:

how does this not immediately turn into one guy installing spyware on hundreds of computers

in addition to all the bonzi buddy yahoo toolbar coolwebsearch poo poo they already got on there

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