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Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Cena is 100% someone dependent on validation from others.

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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
https://twitter.com/RealMikeBennett/status/1160286458273554433?s=19

The Kanellis family continue to rule

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That loving rules, I would laugh so much if they ended up popular enough that Vince was forced to give them a payrise on top of the money they already grifted out of him.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

loving lol at the third one, Kanellises forever.

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

I'd be OK with a bot that just shoves every Dustin tweet forever directly into this thread.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Mike is such a kinky bastard, a true american role model, finally.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Helicity posted:

I'd be OK with a bot that just shoves every Dustin tweet forever directly into this thread.
Ideally in screenshot form since he likes to delete them.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Cavauro posted:

Cena is a bad bad man

FTFY

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/CandiceLeRae/status/1160384252799623168

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Doesn't matter

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS

an inspiring story for NXT hopefuls, one day enough people might get called up to gently caress up plans enough that you can do your thing for one match

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

LA Park cutting a promo for an upcoming appearance

https://twitter.com/laparktapia/status/1160447513981145089?s=19

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




https://twitter.com/SexyChuckieT/status/1160790918192160768?s=19

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!


Chuck Taylor needs all the belts, all the time

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


SG Bamboo posted:

Chuck Taylor needs all the belts, all the time

Could he not just get some trousers that fit him properly instead?

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
Sorry wrong thread my bad.

AkumaHokoru fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Aug 12, 2019

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Delete that

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

AkumaHokoru posted:

Warning long paste of bullshit from facebook about chris benoit.

cursed post

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
7) The steroids found in Chris’ house were not in his body.

This is the greatest sentence ever.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This man started acting strange and out of character and doing bizarre things.... which somebody who had just murdered his wife and child surely wouldn't do!

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

I like that the body’s were “badly de-composed” after like 2 days

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Kevin Sullivan killed them

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

#20 is such a bizarre one. Other people also died! That proves he couldn't have done it!

Edit: didn't realize this wasn't the bad takes thread, this should be moved!

Ganso Bomb fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Aug 12, 2019

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Killary Clinton is truly coming for us all!!

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Chris Benoit wasnt a murderer? I dont know how to accept that.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Rob Van Dam possessed Kevin Sullivan's body and used his magic powers to control Chris Benoit to murder his family. RVD would later admit this on a podcast but no one listened.

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

Lid posted:

7) The steroids found in Chris’ house were not in his body.

This is the greatest sentence ever.

ICHIBAHN posted:

Delete that

I couldn't keep all this crazy to myself.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



We have a dumb wrestling fans thread for that kind of content tbf

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
I love the whole "Benoit was murdered, proof WWE are satanic Illuminati" theories. Not only do they imply that the Earth is ruled by a single shadowy cabal, but that the shadowy cabal that controls everything considers WWE important enough to micromanage it.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Chris Benoit was murdered by the some shadowy pedophile cabal that had Jeffrey Epstein killed.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Cornette currently having a loving great meltdown against Ryan Satin

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

Endless Mike posted:

We have a dumb wrestling fans thread for that kind of content tbf

oh poo poo I thought I was in that thread my bad.

a big fat bunny
Oct 4, 2002

woo look at 'em gonk



DLC Inc posted:

Cornette currently having a loving great meltdown against Ryan Satin

Satin brought it upon himself by tweeting at Cornette like he was a normal and sane person.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Two Beans posted:

I love the whole "Benoit was murdered, proof WWE are satanic Illuminati" theories. Not only do they imply that the Earth is ruled by a single shadowy cabal, but that the shadowy cabal that controls everything considers WWE important enough to micromanage it.

if I was part of a shadowy cabal runnign the world, I would def let the most junior members micromanage it to keep them out of trouble. AKA The Dixie Carter Protocol.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Cornette?

More like

Corn Nuts!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

more like could you not

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

frankenfreak posted:

Chris Benoit was murdered by the some shadowy pedophile cabal that had Jeffrey Epstein killed.

Well poo poo now I believe it

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

frankenfreak posted:

Chris Benoit was murdered by the some shadowy pedophile cabal that had Jeffrey Epstein killed.

kevin sullivan?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Minor League Johnny name searches more than Austin Aries.

https://twitter.com/JohnnyGargano/status/1161005501024559104

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
passive aggressively whining when people didn't like your match is my least favorite wrestling twitter trend of 2019

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