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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

gradenko_2000 posted:

the CIA knew about 9/11 and let it happen

well duh bush told them to do it

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
reframing the murder of a pedophile to mask the actions of the rest of the aristocrats into an issue of prison reform is some poo poo

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

jail fiber can't hang epsteins

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/Rup20018/status/1160862003323215873?s=19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHFE6WZK71s

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/TruthWillSetY14/status/1160863809680138246?s=19

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

he had a luxury pad on avenue foch

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/ImperatorTruth/status/1160863763777695745?s=19

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

HA so that really was a recent photo taken after the incident

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
you have to admit that jeffrey epstein killing himself because of inhumane prison conditions is a hilarious take

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
prince andrew is half gammon half manchild

disgusting childlike poo poo eating grin, hands clasped giddily as if his mommy is about to take him to the park where all the kids are

and yer supposed to genuflect to *gestures to his rotundness* that?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1160243732693712897

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

babypolis posted:

one interesting aspect of this that hasnt been explored yet is why did epstein allow himself to be captured? he could have easily fled just as maxwell did. was he simply too arrogant to see what was going or did something else happen?

I think this one is pretty simple - epsteins lawyers hosed up on the original agreement and neither they nor he realized he could get arrested by a separate fed office. He had an agreement with "the government" but case law said this only meant the Florida office and for the first time in history a rich guy got trapped by ridiculous pro govt legalese

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

MeatwadIsGod posted:

We're also assuming that Maxwell is on the lamb, but she's just as likely in a lamb by now

A few years from now we're going to find out she was paid by both Mossard and the CIA for information on high profile people. That's one of the reasons Epstien got off the first time. They probably didn't kill him, but they are very happy he's gone now.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://twitter.com/Lori_B_777/status/1148769811742318593

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

Lastgirl posted:

prince andrew is half gammon half manchild

disgusting childlike poo poo eating grin, hands clasped giddily as if his mommy is about to take him to the park where all the kids are

and yer supposed to genuflect to *gestures to his rotundness* that?

a guy i know joined the navy last year to get paid to go on glorified cruises around the gulf and norwegian fjords and it makes him increasibgly unconfortable when i remind him he is sworn to protect this nonce and arms trafficker

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Looks like Ming the Merciless

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

It's the Daily Mail, so take it with a grain of salt, but...

quote:

Ghislaine Maxwell was last night reported to be ready to co-operate with the American authorities in their ongoing investigation into Prince Andrew’s late friend Jeffrey Epstein.

The socialite daughter of the disgraced late media tycoon Robert Maxwell has been accused of recruiting underage girls for the financier Epstein, her benefactor and sometime boyfriend.

She has even been described as the ‘madam of the house’ by a former housekeeper at Epstein’s mansion in Palm Beach, Florida. Hitherto, she has always emphatically denied misconduct.

Virginia Roberts, Epstein’s former ‘sex slave’ who claims she was loaned out to Prince Andrew, alleged in a a document newly released by a US court that Miss Maxwell took part in sex sessions as well.

Thomas Volscho, an associate professor of sociology at the City University of New York who is writing a book about the Epstein case, said that Miss Maxwell was now ‘target number one’ for prosecutors.

‘They are going to want to hold somebody to account and there is going to be enormous pressure on Maxwell as she has been accused of being heavily involved with Epstein,’ he said. ‘I would imagine she is petrified’.

The suggestion that Miss Maxwell, 58, will assist the criminal case presents a further dramatic twist in a story which threatens to do yet more damage to the Royal Family’s public image.

It was Prince Andrew’s ex-wife, Sarah, who first introduced him to ‘Good Time Ghislaine’, as her friends called her.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

twoday posted:

Looks like Ming the Merciless

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



lmbo at the amount they had to gussy up some gossip about a woman in her late thirties giving clooney a blowjob.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/ImBeingCalm/status/1160621439055269888?s=19

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Nazis ruined the swastika, pedos ruined triangles, what's next? Trump ruining straight lines?

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Ban all geometry just to be safe.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news/2019-01/pope-francis-panama-wyd-2019-vigil-say-yes.html

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Ogantai posted:

It's the Daily Mail, so take it with a grain of salt, but...

RIP, can't believe she choked to death on a cheese sandwich in the interrogation room while the interrogators were on a smoke break

Brendan wants us to stop cracking and pinging
https://twitter.com/spikedonline/status/1160808293985607681

never. i will crack and ping until i die

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

CGI Stardust posted:

RIP, can't believe she choked to death on a cheese sandwich in the interrogation room while the interrogators were on a smoke break

Brendan wants us to stop cracking and pinging
https://twitter.com/spikedonline/status/1160808293985607681

never. i will crack and ping until i die

wait til witnesses start turning up dead Brendan O'Neil

just like after Marc Dutroux, was that also a hysteria?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
lol, big brained centrist dweebs getting mad at misinformation while we were molded by misinformation of the neoliberal benevolent panopticon (that shielded a pedo cabal)

welcome to the real internet age

denial is a sin

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

Lastgirl posted:

denial is a sin

look you're not paying attention to the correct conspiracies is all. have you ever heard of a little thing called disinformatizkya?

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

Ogantai posted:

It's the Daily Mail, so take it with a grain of salt, but...

hmmm...aside the NYU dweeb's hypothesis, where is the actual proof that she's thinking about coming out of hiding?

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

CGI Stardust posted:

RIP, can't believe she choked to death on a cheese sandwich in the interrogation room while the interrogators were on a smoke break

Brendan wants us to stop cracking and pinging
https://twitter.com/spikedonline/status/1160808293985607681

never. i will crack and ping until i die

there is currently no evidence he killed himself apart from anonymous sources saying so.

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

gh0stpinballa posted:

there is currently no evidence he killed himself apart from anonymous sources saying so.

This is the best part of all these different journalists breathlessly telling everyone to get woke about the abhorrent conditions of US prisons. The medical examiner hasn't even declared it a suicide yet so they have nothing to stand on. It's so transparent lol

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
if you believe epstein killed himself, gently caress you

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Lastgirl posted:

lol, big brained centrist dweebs getting mad at misinformation while we were molded by misinformation of the neoliberal benevolent panopticon (that shielded a pedo cabal)

welcome to the real internet age

denial is a sin

in retrospect it's not a surprise he came out with that. i'm pretty sure the Rev Communist Party / Living Marxism / Spiked crew were at least tangentially involved in defending the Paedophile Information Exchange back in the 80s for freedom of speech reasons

CGI Stardust has issued a correction as of 14:04 on Aug 12, 2019

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



wow this is incredible
the UK's "respectable" papers are ignoring the story entirely, the indie doesnt seem to have it in the UK section at all and the guardian's latest epstein story is literally headlined:

quote:


Jeffrey Epstein's death: the end of the scandal?

let me crack ping a bit here about the UK media

so basically the queen muscling in and those photos of her with pedoprince(PP) are telling the media to shut the gently caress up. if they come after PP they're coming after Queen E.
you basically cannot write anything bad about the royals or they will sue the living gently caress out of you under our libel laws even if its true, especially if its true. then the royals blacklist you and you're hosed in high society because they're actual royalty so theyr basically the font of prestige and creepy soft power in the UK. theres quite a lot of them and they're all in very high places.
you can't talk about PP andrew and you definitely can't talk about maxwell
epstein is dead, it ends there.

what this stupid sun gossip story does is basically go, "well we can't write about that but we're definitely allowed to write about celebrity blowjobs"
then drops prince andrew in the headline and the story is about maxwell, then they blatantly imply epstein was murdered
because its a celeb blowjob story they're safe from our libel laws, so this is how journalists in the UK write about important things that happen, as incidental asides.

the Uk has a novel approach to "public interest" where basically anything the public would be interested in isn't in the public interest to know. we don't hage a culture of transparency we have a culture of not letting the peasants get het up about things that dont concern them.

some of the murdoch rags seem to be gunning for the story though, and i have my own conspiracy theory: murdoch was too gross to be allowed on the lolita express and now wants revenge

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Hentai Jihadist posted:

so basically the queen muscling in and those photos of her with pedoprince(PP) are telling the media to shut the gently caress up. if they come after PP they're coming after Queen E

i also believe this 100%

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

To claim, falsely, that Epstein killed himself is an attempt to destroy his victims, their claim to justice, and indeed the very concept of justice

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/johncornelius01/status/1160791207297069057?s=19

ross perot in hell
Jul 9, 2019

by VideoGames

Lastgirl posted:

lol, big brained centrist dweebs getting mad at misinformation while we were molded by misinformation of the neoliberal benevolent panopticon (that shielded a pedo cabal)

welcome to the real internet age

denial is a sin

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Mariana Horchata posted:

i also believe this 100%

its potentially a mis step cause it just gives the rags more reason to write about it
but i dont think any of them are interested in fully pursuing the story, theres no reward in it

these stories are more about straining at the leash and throwing their weight around after being told not to, rather than a sign of going all in

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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


oh also incase anyone didnt know prince andrew is head of the freemasons in england iirc

crack ping brain/
goin insane

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