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ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Crazy Ted posted:

The fact that more than twelve people watch preseason football is perhaps the greatest testament to how popular/powerful the NFL is.

Despite marketers' best efforts we can't tell how many people REALLY watched it. I want to believe that people were like "oh yeah football" left the channel on and wandered about the house. Not "HELL YEAH FOOTBALL IS BACK" *furiously takes notes for fantasy*

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Douchebag
Oct 21, 2005

HQ was apparently filmed with no AC in the building and LeBatard is slowly deteriorating as the snow goes on.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

So I guess today was the Ocho day on espn 2 and naturally they got Katie Nolan to host
https://twitter.com/AlwaysLateESPN/status/1159189718451589120

angrygodofjebus
Aug 25, 2005

Drink it up and hunker down
Bill Walton is calling a White Sox game with Jason Benetti and this sure is a press release:

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Late career Walton has been an incredible gift to the world. There's no way he even knows the rules of baseball. I can't wait.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


yeah that's gonna be appointment television

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

angrygodofjebus posted:

Bill Walton is calling a White Sox game with Jason Benetti and this sure is a press release:



I'm glad Jason is upgrading from senile and bitter to senile and joyous.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Are they letting his band play a televised show before the game?

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
For those interested and for an extra thread to make fun of Darren, I give you the Sports Betting Thread

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

MourningView posted:

Late career Walton has been an incredible gift to the world. There's no way he even knows the rules of baseball. I can't wait.

Not sure I've ever seen an announcer with such a blatantly broken give-a-gently caress button

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Not sure I've ever seen an announcer with such a blatantly broken give-a-gently caress button

Him coming back for Ralph Lawler's retirement game and just bullshitting for like four hours and paying zero attention to the actual game was my favorite broadcast in years.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

MourningView posted:

Him coming back for Ralph Lawler's retirement game and just bullshitting for like four hours and paying zero attention to the actual game was my favorite broadcast in years.

I watched some tourney game from Hawaii specifically for him and he didn't disappoint. He hosed with the poor lead announcer pretty much the entire game.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Just a imho but Russilo has an excellent radio voice and presence and I enjoy his podcasts.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/BNightengale/status/1160689751768403969

you know certain men are happy

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/bhofheimer_espn/status/1160909141780684801

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/tole_cover/status/1160785099123757062

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



I don't know what I expected

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Speaking of ol' Jon

https://mobile.twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1158840219870879745

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

My hometown already has to live with bringing the world Gary Cooper, Stephen Ambrose, Bobby Petrino, and L. Ron Hubbard. We're full up for now.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

My hometown already has to live with bringing the world Gary Cooper, Stephen Ambrose, Bobby Petrino, and L. Ron Hubbard. We're full up for now.
Could be worse. If we're taking foreign entries the Salzburg area can lay claim to Mozart, but also Hitler.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Crazy Ted posted:

Could be worse. If we're taking foreign entries the Salzburg area can lay claim to Mozart, but also Hitler.

but also the guy who killed Hitler :hmmyes:

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1161327815490330624

AOC picks the best enemies.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
There's a tweet that says every day Twitter has a main character, and the goal is never to be it. Portnoy has always been a dickweed but that's definitely him today.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


NBA national tv schedule is set and hoo boy does it say something about how lovely the knicks are if the league is just fed up with showing their biggest market team

https://twitter.com/JADubin5/status/1161000190641352704

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
lol at ABC being nearly exclusively Houston, Boston, GSW, Lakers, Clippers and Philly. Only the biggest of big boys for them

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


They're far and away the biggest network, not surprising that the mouse would put the biggest market teams on there.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
https://twitter.com/ESPNPR/status/1161630158870188033

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


That sound you heard was Mina squeeing in glee.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

iospace posted:

That sound you heard was Mina squeeing in glee.

Huge day for Mina, Katie, and Sarah.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/AndrewMarchand/status/1161671732828299265

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



The big rumor with Turner is Marv is going to be replaced soon. The rumor also says Brian Anderson will take Marv's spot, which would open up a PbP spot which I'm sure Stan will take.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
If they aren't doing player's only anymore they also need someone on the Monday slot since Kenny, Ernie and Barkley don't work Monday (Shaq does anything that has a payday). ESPN was barely using SVG they just kept mostly going with the Pierce/Chauncey/Rose/Michelle Beadle lineup.

SVG/Candace/Shaq/Guest sounds good to me (I'm assuming Webber will probably get stuck in there somehow but he sucks).

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
I hope to god Marv is retiring.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Marv Albert's gotta be, what, 80 at this point?


E: 78. Wow.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

iospace posted:

That sound you heard was Mina squeeing in glee.

*dog next to Mina raises paw and pulls it back*

PUPPY NO

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1161703297985572864

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


DJExile posted:

Marv Albert's gotta be, what, 80 at this point?


E: 78. Wow.

Sadly it shows

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Rick posted:

If they aren't doing player's only anymore they also need someone on the Monday slot since Kenny, Ernie and Barkley don't work Monday (Shaq does anything that has a payday). ESPN was barely using SVG they just kept mostly going with the Pierce/Chauncey/Rose/Michelle Beadle lineup.

SVG/Candace/Shaq/Guest sounds good to me (I'm assuming Webber will probably get stuck in there somehow but he sucks).

Webber was pretty good in studio when he first started getting into TV but Kenny and Charles are never gonna retire so he never gets to do it and instead has to actually call games which he sucks so bad at.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I’m still shocked that Marv didn’t get dumped at the MeToo movement. I know he didn’t plead guilty to it, but he was accused of forcing a woman to have oral sex with him and bitting her.

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

MazelTovCocktail posted:

I’m still shocked that Marv didn’t get dumped at the MeToo movement. I know he didn’t plead guilty to it, but he was accused of forcing a woman to have oral sex with him and bitting her.

poo poo doesn't actually work that way and it was like 20 years ago. Kobe won a drat Oscar.

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