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supergayboy posted:In fairness I think the real reason Soul Calibur has clothing damage is because the people who made it are incredibly horny Does Ivy Valentine even wear clothing once she starts taking clothing damage?
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Just Offscreen posted:All games are horny games. Most first-party Nintendo games. Now their fans on the other hand...
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buddhist nudist posted:Most first-party Nintendo games.
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:botw is horny as hell and Samus is a saucy babe who loves to jiggle, Nintendo are not free from sin There's a reason I didn't say all of them.
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Aug 12, 2019 17:16
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Fire Emblem's been various levels of horny for a while.
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buddhist nudist posted:Most first-party Nintendo games. My dude lemme introduce you to a lil' thing I like to call Fire Emblem...
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Plus all the nonsense around the Super Crown... Hmm... unhorny games... I would suggest Tetris until I remember the story behind a certain goon's avatar... I'll suggest Dragon Quest. No horn can maintain itself in that pun-barrage.
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Elfface posted:Plus all the nonsense around the Super Crown... I like how the crown went from 'turn toadette into peach' into 'turn various things into big-titty horny versions of them'
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buddhist nudist posted:There's a reason I didn't say all of them.
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Elfface posted:Plus all the nonsense around the Super Crown... Tetris is horny as poo poo and you may quote me on this
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Aug 12, 2019 17:23
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Just Offscreen posted:Tetris is horny as poo poo and you may quote me on this Edit: I didn't mean to double post but this is funny as hell anyway
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food court bailiff posted:My dude lemme introduce you to a lil' thing I like to call Fire Emblem... I was about to point out that it's not a first-party title, but turns out IntSys is so controlled by Nintendo, their HQ used to be in a Nintendo office. TIL.
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:tbf I'd say everything other than mainline Mario games is horny from them now Mario, Kirby, and Animal Crossing are very un-horny. Any other not-dead 1st party Nintendo franchise is somewhere on the horny spectrum.
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Aug 12, 2019 17:30
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The Bee posted:Mario, Kirby, and Animal Crossing are very un-horny. Any other not-dead 1st party Nintendo franchise is somewhere on the horny spectrum. Fzero is fairly horny. Gyromite is extremely horny
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Aug 12, 2019 17:33
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The Bee posted:Mario, Kirby, and Animal Crossing are very un-horny. Extremely incorrect on all counts.
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Elfface posted:I'll suggest Dragon Quest. No horn can maintain itself in that pun-barrage. Sounds like someone forgot about puff-puff
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Aug 12, 2019 17:34
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Not for nothing, but the Mario Galaxy is the first one in the series where at any point you can take Mario's shirt off and he has nipples.. Also true in BoTW and Link, shirt off and nipples, series first. Nintendo knows what they're doing.
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Cleretic posted:Soul Calibur VI has clothing damage. That's neat, and it also applies to created characters which is neat as well, but what struck me is that they implemented it in a way that makes it a useful thing mechanically, through two parts to it: I think the MK 5 and 6 had similar location damage, but it wasn't super useful for strategy. And really it was kind of more old school "Dino Damage" where 3 hits to the face = busted face, 3 to the chest is ripped shirt and 3 low attacks = torn pants.
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buddhist nudist posted:That's definitely part of it. Dead or Alive got branded the horny 3D fighter due to its utterly shameless volleyball spinoffs but if you just look at the two by their main series, Soul Calibur is a contender. No, DoA got branded before the volleyball spinoffs due to it's jiggle physics.
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Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine is just straight up porn
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duck trucker posted:Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine is just straight up porn Correct.
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Just Offscreen posted:Tetris is horny as poo poo and you may quote me on this Can confirm.
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Olaf The Stout posted:Not for nothing, but the Mario Galaxy is the first one in the series where at any point you can take Mario's shirt off and he has nipples.. Also true in BoTW and Link, shirt off and nipples, series first. Nintendo knows what they're doing. Nintendo, slowly leaking out those nipples, the clever bastards. How long before we get a side dong shot of Ganondorf?
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Aug 12, 2019 19:14
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Just Offscreen posted:All games are horny games. Homeworld e: Wait no there's a lot of docking in that
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Aug 12, 2019 19:18
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duck trucker posted:Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine is just straight up porn  This is the LITTLE things in games thread, bud
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duck trucker posted:Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine is just straight up porn YEE HAW
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RBA Starblade posted:Homeworld Have you ever played any Homeworld even once?  The whole series is Thirsty AF for Karen. You fool.
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Aug 12, 2019 19:37
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Just Offscreen posted:Have you ever played any Homeworld even once? Karen S’Jet is too good and pure for this petty argument
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Aug 12, 2019 19:46
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Just Offscreen posted:Have you ever played any Homeworld even once? The first one isn't but yeah Homeworld 2 is
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Aug 12, 2019 19:52
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Just Offscreen posted:All games are horny games. The Last of Us and Shadow of the Colossus do not feel like horny games at all.
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Aug 12, 2019 20:16
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RareAcumen posted:Shadow of the Colossus You spend the whole game on top of big strong dudes, holding them tight and penetrating their most vulnerable areas.
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buddhist nudist posted:You spend the whole game on top of big strong dudes, holding them tight and penetrating their most vulnerable areas. After which point they spurt out liquid, covering you in it, after which long tentacles surround and engulf you as you lay exhausted on the ground, covered in colossus goo.
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Aug 12, 2019 20:50
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Hell, the entire plot is predicated on Wander getting horny. 
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Aug 12, 2019 20:50
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buddhist nudist posted:You spend the whole game on top of big strong dudes, holding them tight and penetrating their most vulnerable areas. 
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Just Offscreen posted:Extremely incorrect on all counts. I’m calling the police.
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Aug 12, 2019 21:42
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Every Animal Crossing opens with Tom Nook loving you hard before he makes you his slave.
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:I’m calling the police. https://twitter.com/chanbanhi/status/1132006490242465792?s=20
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Just Offscreen posted:Tetris is horny as poo poo and you may quote me on this Maybe not once, but after that story in the Awful Ex thread about the guy who could only cum to Korobeiniki fe: quote:I briefly dated a virgin nerd in undergrad. He was sweet and very, very pretty but due to being horribly nerdy and having conservative helicopter parents hovering over him up until then, he never had a serious girlfriend. He wanted to have sex but was painfully anxious about it. His friends suggested all sorts of things to him to help relax.- smoke some pot, have a couple shots, etc. One suggested music and he liked that suggestion.
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Fighting Vipers for Sega Saturn is the first fighting game I can think of with location based clothing damage, and it was 100% super horny about it.
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I like the flash games on Eyezmaze, they are very charming. Diet is kind of hilarious although my browser froze partway through. Grow have a lot of different interactions that are fun to watch play out though.
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