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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Durf posted:

i can't believe Bill Clinton owned the island and sex dungeon and a painting of Jefferey Epstein in prison!!!!

epstein was always bill(shillary(killary)) in a double skin suit (bill was never real either)

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

TMMadman posted:

I don't want to alarm anyone, but Trump is right behind you!
I reflexively looked behind me even though there isn't even enough space for a Trump between my back and the wall.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Brazzers

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I don't really want to spread any rumors, but I've heard from several reliable sources that Trump was in the jail cell with Epstein when he died and that he took a souvenir.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


ask urself

"wheres the 'body'?"

now ask urself

"where is killary?"

:smugdon:

mystery solved

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




honestly tho i'd be overjoyed at just the Clintons and Dersh eating poo poo over Epstein but no rich person will ever see consequences, regardless of political allegiance

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lol trump literally thinks he can't possibly be a racist because he touched diamond and silk, hired ben carson and tweeted about A$AP Rocky

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Lol everything is hosed

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


smarxist posted:

when trump backstabs diamond and silkk it's going to be awesome

why would he ever do that tho

it's not like they're gonna give him a reason, they have one brain cell between them but it knows where the money comes from

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lol trump literally thinks he can't possibly be a racist because he touched diamond and silk, hired ben carson and tweeted about A$AP Rocky

you have to get pretty far to the left of the american center before you stop encountering people who believe the same thing for the same reason, maybe even as far as Bernie Bro territory

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
two men having sex isn't gay and i wish people would stop making assumptions

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Intel&Sebastian posted:

lol trump literally thinks he can't possibly be a racist because he touched diamond and silk, hired ben carson and tweeted about A$AP Rocky

trumo is whatever he wants 2 be at any moment :smugdon:

except 4 a big hands man

lmao gotem :vince: #resistance :abuela:

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



gently caress

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

WoodrowSkillson posted:

Lol everything is hosed

True, but I heard somewhere that nothing matters. Balance is all.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

gregday posted:

saw a huge pickup truck “rolling coal” and displaying this



lmao rolling coal in a power stroke, worst diesel engine by far

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

kaleedity posted:

gently caress

Horny is prohibited

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

serious question can someone like trump who is a white supremacist even conceive of racism like we use the word

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Hot Karl Marx posted:

power stroke,

Horny, prohibited, etc.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



euphronius posted:

serious question can someone like trump who is a white supremacist even conceive of racism like we use the word

Trump hasn't heard anything but charlie brown adult trumpet noises for the last 30 years

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

triple sulk posted:

i want to die

i know it's trying really hard but why isnt the climate killing us faster

climates don't care about ur feelings

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
https://mobile.twitter.com/business/status/1160993000098533376
can’t wait for the executive order that all judges must be chudges

Apraxin has issued a correction as of 21:54 on Aug 12, 2019

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/danprimack/status/1161015743531618305?s=20

tumbld

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




shouldn't have banned all the porn

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lmao 20 million

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Trung

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

This message paid for by the Men's Wearhouse& Jos A Bank Lobbying Group

From the story: "The network was acquired by Yahoo for $1.1 billion in 2013, before moving under Verizon's umbrella through the carrier's acquisition of Yahoo in 2017. Verizon's desire to sell Tumblr had been previously known, but as of May, Pornhub had been the only bidder to show public interest."

Hahaha

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Tumblr, horny mandatory: 1.1 billion

Tumblr, horny forbidden: 20 mil

makes ya :thunk:

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Horny, prohibited, etc.

update your rules, horny is tolerated now

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
can't wait for at least one guard to go "missing"

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

love to see big tech companies buy poo poo like Tumblr and Vine and have no idea what they are and then just break them and give up

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I heard that Jeffrey Epstein is Tiffany's real mom

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



PostNouveau posted:

love to see big tech companies buy poo poo like Tumblr and Vine and have no idea what they are and then just break them and give up

Vine died because the format ended up being impossible to monetize or disproportionately platform fascists on lol

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I’m bad at math but that is a loss of 1.1 billion dollars

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Apraxin posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/business/status/1160993000098533376
can’t wait for the executive order that all judges must be chuffed

jesus christ, he's going to stir up a loving civil war inside the fed lmao

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



euphronius posted:

I’m bad at math but that is a loss of 1.1 billion dollars

Uber loses 20x that in a good year lmao

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Bring back craigslist!

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