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goatsestretchgoals posted:Johnny Moronic 
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Aug 12, 2019 20:52
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imagine taking a nasty fall,that poo poo breaking, then dying from sepsis cause you have some broke rear end power bank leaking poo poo right into you flesh
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Aug 12, 2019 20:53
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Got kicked off my flight because they found out I hadn’t put myself in airplane mode. Also I refused to leave the bathroom until the stewardesses wiped me. Pretty sure it was because of the Apple Newton I had implanted in my forearm though.
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Aug 12, 2019 20:54
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scheduling another appointment to get another 2TB subdermal implant to make sure i can hold the next month's growth of the bitcoin blockchain ledger
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Aug 12, 2019 20:56
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Johnny Moronic
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Aug 12, 2019 21:04
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Johnny Moronic good username
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Aug 12, 2019 22:00
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mysterious frankie posted:“A diverse group of wealthy billionaires missed the last shuttle to mars and now must work together to survive against the teeming hordes of twisted undesirables standing between them and the west coast where they hope to board a mega yacht operated by the merely rich.” I, too, read Nemesis Games.
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Aug 12, 2019 22:30
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everybody itt should see eXisTenZ
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Aug 12, 2019 22:38
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New Guardians of the Galaxy lookin' bad
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Aug 12, 2019 22:54
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i honestly have no idea what thread this belongs in since it's a perfect superset of so many things wrong with america https://twitter.com/RevLeftRadio/status/1160957093911945216 https://twitter.com/RevLeftRadio/status/1160983827503824897
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Aug 12, 2019 22:55
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Johnny Moronic lol
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Aug 12, 2019 22:57
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:ironically this person I've never seen before already has me blocked
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Aug 12, 2019 23:01
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Johnny Moronic Lol Platystemon posted:. Hmmm I think this is one of those nothing new under the sun type situations. Is it good?
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Aug 12, 2019 23:43
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imagine having to do surgery every time you want a new phone lmao
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Aug 12, 2019 23:45
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Harik posted:i honestly have no idea what thread this belongs in since it's a perfect superset of so many things wrong with america haha i did this last week except i just skipped straight to the credit card. now a different tooth is killing me and the dentist is like "you may need another root canal" and i've maxed out my credit card
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Aug 13, 2019 00:50
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mysterious frankie posted:Hmmm I think this is one of those nothing new under the sun type situations. Is it good? The series is pulpy. I like it anyway. The similarity to the scenario you described is superficial and a subplot but still uncanny.
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Aug 13, 2019 00:56
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can you get cyberteeth yet?
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Aug 13, 2019 01:03
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The ultrawealthy can regrow them. Standard human teeth, not cyberteeth.
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Aug 13, 2019 02:00
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mysterious frankie posted:Lol The TV series based on those books is phenomenal. It’s only up to the third novel though. e: The TV series is based on novels based on a pen-and-paper role-playing campaign based on a failed MMO pitch.
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Aug 13, 2019 02:12
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this is why “biohacking” is the biggest loving sham in the world. it’s solely for the stupidest poo poo like jamming LEDs or magnets into your skin and then they call themselves “cyborgs.” as loving if. and now you can store your kiddy porn stash or your bitcoin wallet (or both!) on you at all times. fuckin’ disgusting. goddamn I hate this poo poo so much.
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Aug 13, 2019 02:16
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what happens when the technology becomes outdated and you're stuck with old tech festering under your skin?
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Aug 13, 2019 02:33
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Cowpocalypse posted:what happens when the technology becomes outdated and you're stuck with old tech festering under your skin? hardware update surgery, duh
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Aug 13, 2019 02:35
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Cowpocalypse posted:what happens when the technology becomes outdated and you're stuck with old tech festering under your skin? 
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Aug 13, 2019 02:36
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I was just wondering what you do when it stops working since storage media doesn't last forever. Have fun digging it out of your chest to take to a data recovery guy.
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Aug 13, 2019 02:37
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flashing a firmware update to the rectangular lump in my arm
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Aug 13, 2019 02:40
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Your camera can now be held ransom for bitcoin
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Aug 13, 2019 02:55
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Johnny Moronic Remember how in the movie the secret files were over 60GB in space?
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Aug 13, 2019 02:57
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vyelkin posted:imagine having to do surgery every time you want a new phone lmao I thought you were saying the dentists were recommending surgery so they could afford new phones. If this kind of stuff existed in the 80's I could've gotten a pogleg to store my valuable pogs in, and I'd be rich now.
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Aug 13, 2019 04:03
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Larry Parrish posted:Lmfao induction charging. Yeah I bet that never gets uncomfortably warm through your skin. And that's probably the least ridiculous part of that Bro do you have any idea how many Goatse photoshops we can fit onto those things
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Aug 13, 2019 04:06
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bad news guys the raspberri pi i have grafted in my arm has been captured into a botnet
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Aug 13, 2019 04:17
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mmm raspberry pie graft
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Aug 13, 2019 04:21
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Shear Modulus posted:bad news guys the raspberri pi i have grafted in my arm has been captured into a botnet https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiocordyceps_unilateralis
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Aug 13, 2019 04:23
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lmao at just slipping it under your skin. what if you fall on it and break it much better to open up the thoracic cavity and tuck it behind the ribs
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Aug 13, 2019 04:25
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me: alexaware, what's the weather alexa wetware implanted grotesquely atop my ribcage: YOU HAVE TWO HOURS AND SIXTEEN MINUTES TO TRANSFER ONE POINT THREE EIGHT SIX SIX FOUR BITCOINS OR THIS DEVICE WILL UNLEASH BATTERY ACID INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM me: will i need a jacket
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Aug 13, 2019 04:25
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*walks into the Verizon store* Hi there I think I’m due for an upgrade *start horrifically tearing off my own skin*
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Aug 13, 2019 04:33
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you mean I no longer have to worry about Google tapping into my camera feed for no reason? Sold.
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Aug 13, 2019 04:35
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me, seeing my neighbor running endlessly around the block: hey nick, sill working out? weary, bedraggled neighbor with a shrill beeping sound emanating from his neck: Please help, some Chechnyan teenagers have taken over my AmazonTM Metabolic Battery Recharge Embedded Smart Device and are saying if I don't keep up my heartrate to do blockchain calculations they'll turn off my mother's insulin supply me, not listening as my smart car drives me slowly towards a burning gas station: ha ha ha gotta love technology huh, well see you later
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Aug 13, 2019 04:36
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Powered Descent posted:I know I probably overuse phrases like "stupidest idea I've ever heard", but... Mr. Dick suspects idiotic implant stories exist only to normalize the notion of implants. Everyone knows this example is dumb, but some people probably think mandatory radio transponder or paging implants would be smart and cool for everybody except themselves.
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Aug 13, 2019 04:49
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:*walks into the Verizon store* verizon store except its the stroggification sequence from quake 4 e: with drm installed at the end into your brain forcing you to kill your fellow man for violating dna copyrights Tiler Kiwi has issued a correction as of 04:58 on Aug 13, 2019 |
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Aug 13, 2019 04:54
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chairface posted:hell yeah futurism coming back. let's write poems about the beauty of car crashes David Cronenberg's Crash getting the uncut, NC-17 remaster you've been lusting for
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