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Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Big Dick Cheney posted:

Reagan was evil and a war criminal but naming your child Reagyn is a good troll on rich liberals

"Actually, we named her after one of Shakespeare's characters. Her sisters are Goneryl and Cordeleah."

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hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

Picnic Princess posted:

Um, yeah, we have 4 separate stores at the place I work and all the staff rotates between them. Sometimes on the same day. I'm sorry you find this outrageous. You'd be surprised how many millions of dollars in sales all that crap makes in a year too. (No, not Disney).

You can *try* to rationalize it.

But we're on to you.

We're. On. To. You.

:hmmyes:

# ? Aug 12, 2019 22:52

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Wow, people actually thought that was an attack.

:blinkingwhiteguy,youknowtheone,fromgiantbomb:

# ? Aug 12, 2019 22:56

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Picnic Princess posted:

Um, yeah, we have 4 separate stores at the place I work and all the staff rotates between them. Sometimes on the same day. I'm sorry you find this outrageous. You'd be surprised how many millions of dollars in sales all that crap makes in a year too. (No, not Disney).

If I ever accidentally wind up in your gift shop (or indeed any goon-operated workplace) and I say something that outs me as a poster on these idiot forums you have my permission to bean me with the heaviest item you can reach, up to and including the till

It's for my own good

# ? Aug 12, 2019 22:56

Jaguars!: Jul 31, 2012

Big Dick Cheney posted:

Reagan was evil and a war criminal but naming your child Reagyn is a good troll on rich liberals

My personal theory is the parents wanted to name her after their favorite Shakespearean character but changed the spelling since ol' ronnie made the normal spelling sound too male.

E: lol how did I miss that

# ? Aug 12, 2019 22:58

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Android Apocalypse posted:

I'm sorry your parents named you Adolf.

drat that checks out.

It's Colin

# ? Aug 12, 2019 23:02

Poldarn: Feb 18, 2011

The Bloop posted:

One of the few times having a "biblical" name rules

Pipe down, Nebuchadnezzar.

# ? Aug 12, 2019 23:51

BlankIsBeautiful: Apr 4, 2008; Feeling a little inadequate?

I wonder how many idiot parents have named their kid Donald Trump <last name>.

# ? Aug 13, 2019 00:22

DeathbyMisadventure: Apr 2, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

I work in IT departments and see a lot of bad names but the worst has to be M'Lissa, which I googled to make sure it wasn't unique enough to get me fired and it turns out it's disturbingly common and now I'm sad. Content!-

# ? Aug 13, 2019 00:24

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

freeedr posted:

Please show me the chickens.

Here you go:

Kennedy front and center, Cluckface on the right, and Nugget's butt background left.

They're good girls, although Kennedy pecked me in the eyeball once. Bitch.

# ? Aug 13, 2019 00:34

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Poldarn posted:

Pipe down, Nebuchadnezzar.

I am that I am

-Popeye

# ? Aug 13, 2019 00:34

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

DeathbyMisadventure posted:

I work in IT departments and see a lot of bad names but the worst has to be M'Lissa, which I googled to make sure it wasn't unique enough to get me fired and it turns out it's disturbingly common and now I'm sad. Content!-

My invisible fedora tipped itself while reading thus

# ? Aug 13, 2019 00:56

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

honda whisperer posted:

It's not her fault that a body kit and wing were installed at the factory. Still slow though.

Wait a second.

Okay she's still getting good mileage, reliable, not a lot of maintenance issues.

Hey you wouldn't have anything against Toyota?

# ? Aug 13, 2019 00:59

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

She can't help it if she looks great but is substantially underpowered.

# ? Aug 13, 2019 01:03

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

MrUnderbridge posted:

Here you go:

Kennedy front and center, Cluckface on the right, and Nugget's butt background left.

They're good girls, although Kennedy pecked me in the eyeball once. Bitch.

Those are some beautiful chickens. (Why "Kennedy" though?)

# ? Aug 13, 2019 01:03

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

DeathbyMisadventure posted:

I work in IT departments and see a lot of bad names but the worst has to be M'Lissa, which I googled to make sure it wasn't unique enough to get me fired and it turns out it's disturbingly common and now I'm sad. Content!-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RleE--HDBiU

# ? Aug 13, 2019 01:42

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

MrUnderbridge posted:

They're good girls, although Kennedy pecked me in the eyeball once. Bitch.

I don't usually victim-blame, but you were probably asking for it. Was your eyeball dressed provocatively ?

# ? Aug 13, 2019 01:52

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Whoah, check out this person. They don't just work in a gift shop, they work in gift shops. Plural.

When head office calls, and they need up to and including 5 units of miniature maple syrup jugs, or bumper stickers that say "I'd rather be farting!", moved off shelves STAT, they call Picnic "Multishops" Princess.

Are you like this normally, or just here?

# ? Aug 13, 2019 02:08

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

It�s real

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MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

DeathbyMisadventure posted:

I work in IT departments and see a lot of bad names but the worst has to be M'Lissa, which I googled to make sure it wasn't unique enough to get me fired and it turns out it's disturbingly common and now I'm sad. Content!-

Lol.

Well at least the dude only has a few more weeks of this before everyone forgets about it and moves on.

# ? Aug 13, 2019 02:37

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

HenryEx posted:

Just call all your kids Siobhan

edit: it's the cool kids' way to spell Joan

Maybe if you want them to get knocked 'round by some guy in an Edgar suit

# ? Aug 13, 2019 02:42

Hackers film 1995: Nov 4, 2009; Hack the planet!

chitoryu12 posted:

Are you like this normally, or just here?

ok now i cant tell if people cant tell if bloody hedgehog was joking or not

# ? Aug 13, 2019 02:43

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

MarcusSA posted:

Lol.

Well at least the dude only has a few more weeks of this before everyone forgets about it and moves on.

Frankly, if I were him, I'd just be grateful some dimwit didn't assassinate the wrong Epstein.

# ? Aug 13, 2019 02:46

Jeza: Feb 13, 2011; The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

RatHat posted:

It�s real

nooo

# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:00

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

MrUnderbridge posted:

Here you go:

Kennedy front and center, Cluckface on the right, and Nugget's butt background left.

They're good girls, although Kennedy pecked me in the eyeball once. Bitch.

You have made me happy.

# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:05

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Tree Bucket posted:

Those are some beautiful chickens. (Why "Kennedy" though?)

Kennedy Fried Chicken?

# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:18

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

RatHat posted:

It�s real

This is the worst thing I've read all day.

# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:29

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Exposed, dimly.

# ? Aug 13, 2019 03:36