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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
second EVER

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tylersayten
Mar 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

:munch:

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The last 3 years have had so many things happen that are insanely stupid and have no place in a world based on things like logic, reason, or sanity but I love that THIS poo poo is the line in the sand people are drawing as being too outlandish lol

Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Giga Gaia posted:

on the other hand jeffrey epstein was assassinated in prison and jimmy saville was knighted so i guess international child fucker conspiracies that run the world are a land of contrasts.


Simpons' Stonecutter song except it's "kid fuckers do" instead of "we do".

3
Aug 26, 2006

The Magic Number


College Slice

Mr. Dick posted:

Simpons' Stonecutter song except it's "kid fuckers do" instead of "we do".

"pe do"

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

some more crap
https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1161062338230923264

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

The last 3 years have had so many things happen that are insanely stupid and have no place in a world based on things like logic, reason, or sanity but I love that THIS poo poo is the line in the sand people are drawing as being too outlandish lol

It's crazy how anyone with two braincells unraveled their super sloppy assassination of an incredibly highly publicized prisoner, and then had all of their media assets go with the obviously unbelievable story that he committed suicide, almost like they want you to think he was killed because something else is going on


anyway I'm sure the second van and huge police presence blocking out press and bystanders saying they saw a second body are all just a big coincidence 🙃

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/HenryKrinkIe/status/1160712146793172993?s=20

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

The last 3 years have had so many things happen that are insanely stupid and have no place in a world based on things like logic, reason, or sanity but I love that THIS poo poo is the line in the sand people are drawing as being too outlandish lol

its pretty instantly understandable by basically anyone in a way a lot of other crazy poo poo that happened isnt and universally objectionable enough to get everyone's attention

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
this stuff is gross

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


no collusion

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



well duh, hillary clinton is a politician not a corrections officer

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



epstein got those pumped up kicks

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

well duh, hillary clinton is a politician not a corrections officer
I can't believe Hillary Clinton gave Epstein a lethal injection of pee in the balls.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

the msnbc host that advised on the West Wing is implying Trump killed Epstein

I can't wait for that networks need to find a new way to hook viewers after Russiagate burned out to hit against the desires of the billionaire pedophile cabal

Steve Kornacki is gonna get disappeared

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Everybody's going to skate. Nothing matters. It's all real.

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

this guy has been video taping the island with a drone for months https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCGF4cH9t6SgF5e4OELMbDjg

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

here comes mary jo whitewash

gently caress you u complicit old ghoul

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Karl Barks posted:

this guy has been video taping the island with a drone for months https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=channel?UCGF4cH9t6SgF5e4OELMbDjg

video unavailable

im pinging like ricochet rabbit

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

video unavailable

im pinging like ricochet rabbit

noob posters smh

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGF4cH9t6SgF5e4OELMbDjg

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

video unavailable

im pinging like ricochet rabbit

i can't get it to post right, here's a single video you can find the rest from there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPoohlcHNkE

^^ i've been posting here since 1981


lol the first comment

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Karl Barks posted:

i can't get it to post right, here's a single video you can find the rest from there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPoohlcHNkE

^^ i've been posting here since 1981


lol the first comment



i mean, who didnt call it?

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012



i need a 3+ hour adam curtis doc about epstein

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013


I think those billionaires are whackin' off in my toolshed again

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

i need a 3+ hour adam curtis doc about epstein

look, there'd even be copious amounts of stock footage

https://twitter.com/VickyPJWard/status/1161067980798779392

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Al! posted:

i mean, who didnt call it?

First 3 pages are littered with thread regulars going yeah I give him a few weeks at most

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
That ain't what kind of world it is.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
Who the gently caress cares which pedophile billionaire killed him, or how. Hang em all and you'll get the right one eventually

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
All wrong all wrong all wrong

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


lots of hosed up stuff in the vanity fair article

quote:

Is it possible prosecutors have lost track of Ghislaine Maxwell, Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged co-conspirator in his pedophile ring? For the past few weeks, rumors have circulated that she’s 400 pounds and living in Florida, or that she’s living the high life in London or the Continent, but according to the Washington Post, authorities are having a hard time locating her. Those who know her say that it’s possible she is as much of a Houdini as Epstein. Both of them liked having secrets, and the way those secrets kept people off balance. “Jeffrey always wanted to give the impression that he was an international man of mystery—‘I control everyone and everything, I collect people, I own people, I can damage people,’” says an ex-girlfriend.

As part of Epstein’s original plea deal, negotiated with Alexander Acosta, the others implicated were also given immunity from prosecution, which is partly why victims like Virginia Roberts Giuffre pursued her and others in civil courts. But Epstein’s death has not stopped the current investigation. “We remain committed to standing for you,” Geoffrey Berman, U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York, wrote in a statement after Epstein’s death, “and our investigation of the conduct charged in the Indictment—which included a conspiracy count—remains ongoing.” There were rumors on Monday afternoon that indictments of five people were imminent.

The nature of the relationship between Epstein and Maxwell, the favorite daughter of embezzling press baron Robert Maxwell, who died when he fell or was pushed from his yacht, the Lady Ghislaine, is not well known. Multiple victims claim she was both part of the sex trafficking ring, often bringing girls to Epstein, and a sexual participant. But Epstein told of-age women he courted that Maxwell was a former girlfriend fallen on hard times, and that he had taken it upon himself to maintain her position in society. “Ghislaine floated in and out of the house with the keys, and even though Jeffrey told me they didn’t have a sexual relationship, she’d drop under her breath that she was sleeping in his bed from time to time,” says an ex-girlfriend. Another woman in Maxwell’s orbit says she used to joke about keeping herself rail thin because Epstein liked thin girls. Maxwell, whose father was Jewish, liked to shock. “She said, ‘I do it the way Nazis did it with the Jews, the Auschwitz diet. I just don’t eat.’”

The sinister depravity of Epstein’s sexual world, and Maxwell’s role in enabling it, was mostly kept hidden. The two were fixtures on a certain rarefied Manhattan circuit. Epstein was as a practical joker who liked messing with people he regarded as lower on the food chain. A prominent 1990s Sports Illustrated model who dated Epstein describes meeting Donald Trump at one of Trump’s parties in the penthouse of the Plaza Hotel back then, and Trump goading Epstein to get her number. “Jeffrey said he wouldn’t give it to him and he had to get it from me,” she says. She finally gave it to him on another occasion, but he lost the number. “Trump called Jeffrey trying to get it again, saying ‘She gave it to me! You know she gave it to me! You can give it to me now!’ but Jeffrey wouldn’t do it.” She laughs. “Donald was such a joke to all of the models back then—we all knew he was bankrupt and had no game. I remember Jeffrey once saying he was going to be late to pick me up because he had to drop off food for Donald—he was at home crying under the covers.”

Maxwell seemed to adore Epstein, who was a grinning grifter with the gift of gab, and always had a story to tell, even about his home. “He was obsessed with jewelry boxes and very detailed, ornate designs—he told me the Pope actually gave him artisans who teamed up with this one jewelry-box maker from Paris to make his dining room look like a giant version of the inside of a Parisian jewelry box,” says an ex-girlfriend. Epstein also said that his friend Lynn Forester, now married to billionaire Evelyn de Rothschild, needed his financial help during her 1990s divorce from politician Andrew Stein, and that he had graciously floated her. (“100% false,” says a spokesperson for Forester.) He claimed that the producers of The Apprentice had first approached him to make a show about a reclusive billionaire living an extravagant life, but he said no, and then introduced them to Trump. (A spokesperson for Mark Burnett denies this).

On the weekends in the 1990s, Maxwell would have her Rollerblades FedExed to Epstein’s island in the Caribbean, and said she got her helicopter’s license so she could transport anyone she liked without pilots knowing who they were. Maxwell also said the island had been completely wired for video; the friend thought that she and Epstein were videotaping everyone on the island as an insurance policy, as blackmail. A source close to Maxwell says she spoke glibly and confidently about getting girls to sexually service Epstein, saying this was simply what he wanted, and describing the way she’d drive around to spas and trailer parks in Florida to recruit them. She would claim she had a phone job for them, “and you’ll make lots of money, meet everyone, and I’ll change your life.” The source continues, “Ghislaine was in love with Jeffrey the way she was in love with her father. She always thought if she just did one more thing for him, to please him, he would marry her.”

Maxwell had one other thing to tell this woman: “When I asked what she thought of the underage girls, she looked at me and said, ‘they’re nothing, these girls. They are trash.’”

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

lots of hosed up stuff in the vanity fair article

Alright new goon project is to build Mother Base

Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747
Between Epstein this week and the shootings last week, Mr. Dick bets the fleet is almost within striking range of Iran.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

lots of hosed up stuff in the vanity fair article

im glad she's dead

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

look, there'd even be copious amounts of stock footage

https://twitter.com/VickyPJWard/status/1161067980798779392

A nice unexpected Trump lol in this article too:

quote:

“Trump called Jeffrey trying to get it again, saying ‘She gave it to me! You know she gave it to me! You can give it to me now!’ but Jeffrey wouldn’t do it.” She laughs. “Donald was such a joke to all of the models back then—we all knew he was bankrupt and had no game. I remember Jeffrey once saying he was going to be late to pick me up because he had to drop off food for Donald—he was at home crying under the covers.”

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Heres his unredacted black book 😁https://gofile.io/?c=O1RfIt

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Algund Eenboom posted:

Heres his unredacted black book 😁https://gofile.io/?c=O1RfIt

jimmy buffet lmao

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


ghislaine is just a boss bitch tryin to cut it in a man’s world!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i can believe jimmy buffett is a pedophile

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

Algund Eenboom posted:

Heres his unredacted black book 😁https://gofile.io/?c=O1RfIt

Lmao

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cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Cheese pizza in paradise

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