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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Because they killed porn tumblrs. That's why it's sold so cheap. Yahoo stepped on their own balls with that policy change.

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stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Vasudus posted:

in tech bubble news, yahoo just sold tumblr to the makers of wordpress for...3 million dollars

they paid 1.1bn for it like what, two years ago

EFB^^^^^

Wasn't that when tumblr still had porn? Now it's just a lame instagram? Surprised its even worth 3 million.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Its cool tho cuz white supremacy is still ok on tumblr

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Vasudus posted:

in tech bubble news, yahoo just sold tumblr to the makers of wordpress for...3 million dollars

they paid 1.1bn for it like what, two years ago

Lmao, it lost that much value after millions of users left after Yahoo changed the TOS and stopped allowing porn.

Yahoo is so loving stupid.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Vasudus posted:

in tech bubble news, yahoo just sold tumblr to the makers of wordpress for...3 million dollars

they paid 1.1bn for it like what, two years ago

loving LOL

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

These things are all great examples to pull up when somebody claims that you can't criticize large companies for making these decisions because they're working with more information and smarter support than you have.

Back when they were first talking about banning porn every Cletus on the internet knew it would be ruinous.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
The Efficient Free Market™️

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
The porn on tumblr was apparently worth $1.097 billion.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i was hoping pornhub was gonna buy tumblr

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

also im shocked that yahoo still exists somehow

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
They make a killing in Japan.

NAPALM STICKS TO
Jun 22, 2005

Wait so uh does anyone actually not think Epstein was Mossad or some other intelligence service asset and the whole thing was a honeypot designed to get blackmail material on powerful people?? Zero explanations of where his money actually came from. Zero explanations of how his one man operation continued to do well despite him going to jail in 2008, the most turbulent financial year ever. Zero financial filings related to his company. Not to mention Acosta (the prosecutor who originally cut the Epstein deal in 2008):

"He’d cut the non-prosecution deal with one of Epstein’s attorneys because he had “been told” to back off, that Epstein was above his pay grade. “I was told Epstein ‘belonged to intelligence’ and to leave it alone,” he told his interviewers in the Trump transition."

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

holocaust bloopers posted:

They make a killing in Japan.

That's a different company that just happens to have the same name.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

oh yeah


i was crawling the yahoo japan auctions a while back, never put it together. I ended up finding what I wanted from ebay anyways.



shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

also im shocked that yahoo still exists somehow

They're owned by Verizon.

And hey, its only a 99.7% loss :v:

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

The quo vadis argument would lead us to suspect that Verizon's shareholders are also heavily invested in pay porn sites, but that's assuming it's a rational decision, and not a "Well we can't have Our Good Name associated with This Sort of Thing, harrumph harrumph" which seems vastly more likely.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

:lol: Countdown until the Mooch announces his candidacy?

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Yahoo is a holding company for a bunch of Ali Baba stock I thought.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://mobile.twitter.com/slaur_marius/status/1160945290951692288?ref_url=http%3a%2f%2fforums.somethingawful.com%2f

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Stravag posted:

Its cool tho cuz white supremacy is still ok on tumblr

That's cuz more people are ok with it

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

Mr. Nice! posted:

The porn on tumblr was apparently worth $1.097 billion.

With this value set, I was looking for a GB of porn on tumblr stat for valuation purposes, but no dice.

Really, it's not porn itself, it's a complete market loss to Insta, which they were gambling to try and unseat with no competitive advantage. IG has the data and the algorithm. They happen to also have owned the under 18 demographic. Yahoo made the choice to follow the IG lead in the third category, with no potential to take a lead in the first two. But then again, Yahoo bought their swing at a twentieth of what Facebook paid for IG, so maybe they thought there was room in the market for a modest competitor. Hindsight shows they were wrong.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Vasudus posted:

in tech bubble news, yahoo just sold tumblr to the makers of wordpress for...3 million dollars

they paid 1.1bn for it like what, two years ago

It was like eight months ago. Or maybe that was when Tumblr banned all the weird (and oh good Lord do I mean weird) pornography that made up most of their userbase.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i was hoping pornhub was gonna buy tumblr

For $3 million they should have easily been able to afford it. They'd probably keep a SFW/NSFW side too.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Did you know that horny gamers will pay beaucoup bucks via Patreon for images of female characters from fighting games being hosed by anything you can imagine as long as they could rip the model data from another video game? I mean, of course you knew it in your heart, but I can confirm that it was all over Tumblr.

That's what awaits you as a dude trying to find funny video game rants on Tumblr in the hopes it would make a funny article. I saw things nobody should ever see.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

um yes and you can totally get character mod files with huge muscles and big ol flopping dicks too

sfv abigail nude mod, go ahead and google

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Desperately trying to convince the guys that I was looking for funny video game rants on tumblr

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Tumblr taught me everything is someone's fetish.
Any possible loving mundane poo poo you can think of is someone's hardcore poo poo.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1161081413120090113

https://twitter.com/mdornic/status/1161089892115288069

https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/1161095537744998400

This timeline is loving weird.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

That dude Rafiq legit looks like an old-timey movie star

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

The far right versus CNN feels like a pro wrestling beef, both in promotional intent and authenticity

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Chris Cuomo's an rear end in a top hat and so is his brother, NY Gov Andrew Cuomo.

However, I thought all these Chud fucks liked guys that think they're tough and puff out their chest and make threats? Thought they liked the BIGLY MANLY MEN that need to puff out their chest to reassure themselves that they're masculine tough guys.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I would watch a show with Cuomo and James Oddo traveling around theatening to throw hands

Edit: there was a time in this country where if you walked into a republicans office and insulted Obama or the Clintons he would threaten to throw you out a fuckin window

https://youtu.be/a1iNH7W9SC8

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

That dude Rafiq legit looks like an old-timey movie star

rafiq is my fuckin homeboy

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Radical 90s Wizard posted:

That dude Rafiq legit looks like an old-timey movie star

Rafiq should guest star in a fast and furious film and completely school some young punk


Well, again

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Rafiq should guest star in a fast and furious film and completely school some young punk


Well, again

hells yes


dude fuckin rocked that chuds face

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Bored As gently caress posted:

Chris Cuomo's an rear end in a top hat and so is his brother, NY Gov Andrew Cuomo.

However, I thought all these Chud fucks liked guys that think they're tough and puff out their chest and make threats? Thought they liked the BIGLY MANLY MEN that need to puff out their chest to reassure themselves that they're masculine tough guys.

The problem is that he was able to run home and post it on the internet.

Arven
Sep 23, 2007

Best Friends posted:

The far right versus CNN feels like a pro wrestling beef, both in promotional intent and authenticity

I'm convinced that CNN literally only exists to be a heel to fox news at this point. The questions asked during the last debate kind of tipped their hand imo.

Any time I argue about my dad with politics anymore, he drops a "Where did you hear that, CNN?". It's their go-to boogeyman.


Related to that, has anyone figured our a way to explain to older relatives the news source that is this forum/reddit/direct sources on twitter? These people wanted to buy bitcoin at its peak and fell for the guy calling them from Microsoft to remove viruses for their computer for 300$, but when it comes to using a verified twitter account as a reliable source you suddenly can't believe everything you read online.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Arven posted:

Related to that, has anyone figured our a way to explain to older relatives the news source that is this forum/reddit/direct sources on twitter? These people wanted to buy bitcoin at its peak and fell for the guy calling them from Microsoft to remove viruses for their computer for 300$, but when it comes to using a verified twitter account as a reliable source you suddenly can't believe everything you read online.

They won't listen, but try talking about primary sources (immediate, first-hand accounts) versus secondary sources (one layer removed, generally they quote the primary source).

A good example is the nuclear explosion. A lot of the researchers have been posting on twitter and other places way before the news organizations had enough information to go on, then the news orgs ended up quoting the researchers. It's been a few days since the explosion and the nightly news shows are just now getting to reporting about it now.

Your relatives won't listen because they won't see the differences between a bellingcat and a COUNTRYMAGALOVER1776 or a Charlie Kirk making up random bullshit. Or, when it's an on-the-ground reporter for the NYT/WaPo making a tweet with information before the full story write-up, they'll just default to THEY'RE JUST SHILLS FOR KILLARY.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
There's also a loving brick wall of motivated ignorance in this country. A whole big god drat lot of people want to hear about how 'the racism' is over and they're not the bad people that did it, and at the same time they want to hear about how everything is the fault of anyone that fails the paper bag test. Anything that goes counter to the simple pablum they get spoon fed to them by their preferred media sources is something they're emotionally motivated against understanding.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
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