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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Hatebag posted:

If i wanna do crimes i'll wrap my phone in foil. Bing bong so simple

they put antennae in all the rolls of foil

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


punchymcpunch posted:

jeffs last meal was spinach pancakes

:skeltal:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

FAUXTON posted:

Booker/Buddha XIV

The Dalai Lama is not the reincarnation of the first Buddha but rather the 14th reincarnation of Chenrezig, the bodhisattva of compassion; The Shakyamuni was a Buddha rather than a bodhisattva and thus is incapable of reincarnation, instead having entered into a state of paranirvana upon his death
:goonsay:

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Siljmonster posted:

https://twitter.com/designomatt/status/1161240355016192000?s=20

Please post all the racist slurs against Italians please

🍆

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Eyyyy I'm an Italian I come from Italy I live in New Jersey and my kids a white supremacists school shooter but big woop you want some gabagool?

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004


don't they usually cancel or counter-programmed these ad buys?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


ow! where's the sfogliatella??

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Imagine being upset someone called you "Craig" from Friday.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Siljmonster posted:

Eyyyy I'm an Italian I come from Italy I live in New Jersey and my kids a white supremacists school shooter but big woop you want some gabagool?

someone needs to just tweet joe pesci clips at coumo

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


punchymcpunch posted:

they put antennae in all the rolls of foil

Then i will build a big ole exoskeleton out of chicken wire and nobody will get my electromagnetic radiation! It's mine!

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1161267171932147713?s=19

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




going to be fun when all stories are written by bots that source from other bots

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


“HELP, HELP, I’M BEING MURDERED!!”

Headline: “Epstein Suicide Baffles Experts”

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Eyyy, I'm being a dumbass ova heah
It's funny that the italian yelling stereotype is from midnight cowboy, a movie about two gay men realizing they are gay and then one dies on a bus

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

okay, i have a few plans for a lot of the capitalism stuff. we're making headway on climate and eco technology, but i'm stumped at this particular apocalypse

can we loving buy a vowel or something?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

punchymcpunch posted:

ive never bought a phone that didnt have a removeable sim card, is that an american thing?

Balkanization and captive markets are always an American thing so of course it is. CDMA is as american as imperial measurements and childhood type 2 diabetes

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

MadJackal posted:

“HELP, HELP, I’M BEING MURDERED!!”

Headline: “Epstein Suicide Baffles Experts”

Screaming was heard from Epstein's cell, followed by a shout from A.G. Barr of "EVERYTHING'S FINE"

galenanorth
May 19, 2016


Imagine that we could be spending more time and resources studying things that matter but instead we have to spend all this energy combating Trump while he puts more resources into feeding THE WALL as if it's the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac entity which demands blood

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Hatebag posted:

Eyyy, I'm being a dumbass ova heah
It's funny that the italian yelling stereotype is from midnight cowboy, a movie about two gay men realizing they are gay and then one dies on a bus

Buses are great ways to move lots of people throughout a city

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



I was at a tech convention in Europe and they had "wifi police" (they say weefee lol) that patroled with RF scanners to bust booths for broadcasting their own networks instead of renting from the venue. They came into the booth where we were working and made us wrap a bunch of video equipment like switchers and matrix routers in tin foil because they didn't like whatever interference was radiating from it.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene



THE BATMOBILE LOST A WHEEL AND THE JOKER GOT AWAY AYYY

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Turns out capitalism is bad?? Who knew?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hiqb1cWiIM

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

UFOTacoMan posted:

LMAO my man has first hand knowledge
this might be a good don jr. tweet


https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/1161088827634704390

oh em gee

a legit great tweet by don jr.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


ChristsDickWorship posted:

I was at a tech convention in Europe and they had "wifi police" (they say weefee lol) that patroled with RF scanners to bust booths for broadcasting their own networks instead of renting from the venue. They came into the booth where we were working and made us wrap a bunch of video equipment like switchers and matrix routers in tin foil because they didn't like whatever interference was radiating from it.
Please tell me they were wearing tinfoil hats

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Siljmonster posted:

Buses are great ways to move lots of people throughout a city

so are trains~

golem nasai for reading my poast silj-sama *blushes and nods*

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



docbeard posted:

Screaming was heard from Epstein's cell, followed by a shout from A.G. Barr of "EVERYTHING'S FINE"

Epstein: AHHHHHHHHH!

Barr: .... uhhhh..... I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT

Guard: oh ok

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol i missed the 'take it from me' at first. a self-aware trump, the rarest of trumps

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

gonna just leave it as golem nasai

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
when a goon needs a rhyme
that fits cuomo prime time
thaaaat's a fredo

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Centrist... good?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1161267554377183233?s=20

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
I'm italian, callme whatever you want.. goomba, pizzafucker, Mario, 30 something dude that still lives with his parents.. it only makes my garlic filled balls stronger

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Take it from me, the dumbest TRUMP

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Vishass posted:

Mia Khalifa made about as much for her porn vids as Lowtax makes in one month on Patreon

I had a client who was an extremely well-known pornstar at one point who ended up with no money and a fuckload of tax debt because 1099 employment is a hell of a drug.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Siljmonster posted:

Buses are great ways to move lots of people throughout a city

That's true for low population density cities like cleveland or most of LA but you want something on tracks for a denser city like nyc or sf or you'll never get enough throughput for your money

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Louisgod posted:

I'm italian, callme whatever you want.. goomba, pizzafucker, Mario, 30 something dude that still lives with his parents.. it only makes my garlic filled balls stronger

Lmao you got lil garlic knots

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


sanders?

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Hey everybody get a load of this Italians lil garlic knots

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I’m very sad on a buss

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