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Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rated PG-34 posted:

recall that elon musk and child grimes were/are an item lmao and that musk was able to scrounge up some thai kid torpedos (heh) on short order

so what you’re saying is, let me get this straight here:

Epstein’s accomplice and her submarine were shooting child sex slaves out of torpedo tubes onto the island of the rape temple.

...buddy, I need a freakin’ drink!!!!

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A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

why is my nose bleeding all of a sudden

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Ruby Rhod was almost certainly a sex pest

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

https://theswamp.media/the-epstein-associate-nobody-s-talking-about-the-idf-linked-bond-girl-infiltrating-the-uk-nhs

the mossad connection confirmed in this article imo

gh0stpinballa has issued a correction as of 22:03 on Aug 13, 2019

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
wow, i just looked it up and grimes is 31 and i would never ever have guessed she was that old

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Did anyone crack ping over this video being released yesterday which features a Bill Clinton bit where the actor portraying him says "he has a way with children?!?!?!"

https://www.vulture.com/2019/08/conan-obrien-late-night-kids-audience.html

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I hereby disavow any affiliation with any spurious and/or conspiratorial claims regarding the suicide of scandal-plagued financier Jeffrey Epstein, and deny any allegations that I believe anything other than the series of events as it has been and shall be presented in official channels and DOJ press releases. Furthermore I encourage all of my fellow posters to consider the unfortunate conditions in the American prison system which may have contributed to this unfortunate miscarriage of justice.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

wow, i just looked it up and grimes is 31 and i would never ever have guessed she was that old

I think you typed that number backwards

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


LMAO that full quote just got released it's "breath Epstein breath, Pokemon go to sleep"

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

Echo Chamber posted:

What if it was Chris Tucker who killed Epstein?

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT WON'T BE COMING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?"

Chris Tucker was also very good friends with Michael Jackson. Make of that what you will.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

twoday posted:

I think you typed that number backwards

I would also have thought this before looking it up after the post last page about her looking 13

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Failson posted:

Chris Tucker was also very good friends with Michael Jackson. Make of that what you will.

don jr used to play nintendo with michael jackson in trump tower as a kid

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Is that ghiswell with musk

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
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twoday posted:

I hereby disavow any affiliation with any spurious and/or conspiratorial claims regarding the suicide of scandal-plagued financier Jeffrey Epstein, and deny any allegations that I believe anything other than the series of events as it has been and shall be presented in official channels and DOJ press releases. Furthermore I encourage all of my fellow posters to consider the unfortunate conditions in the American prison system which may have contributed to this unfortunate miscarriage of justice.
Thunks and prayers

tylersayten
Mar 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Kurtofan posted:

Is that ghiswell with musk

You got more info or sumthin?

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


crack, ping ping ping

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

tylersayten posted:

You got more info or sumthin?

I dinno my brain wants to crack but i dont know who these people with musk are

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tylersayten
Mar 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Taintrunner posted:



crack, ping ping ping

The Bill Maher show this Friday should be interesting

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Taintrunner posted:



crack, ping ping ping

Are these real if so how is this legal

And not woody come on

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

Remember when you used to be able to look at the possibility of an afterlife and be like "well there is probably nothing but ha ha I'm open to being surprised!" and now in 2019 it's like "please be oblivion, please be oblivion, anything but reincarnation holy poo poo this planet is cuuuuursed"

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Taintrunner posted:



crack, ping ping ping

Woody nooo

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Kurtofan posted:

Are these real if so how is this legal

And not woody come on

He's talking about Jeff Ross, presumably

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Hate to see one of my faves in this

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Taintrunner posted:



crack, ping ping ping

AW HELL YEAH :w00t:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Spergin Morlock posted:

He's talking about Jeff Ross, presumably

Phew
Still woody harrelson touching bill maher is not a pretty sight

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

twoday posted:

I hereby disavow any affiliation with any spurious and/or conspiratorial claims regarding the suicide of scandal-plagued financier Jeffrey Epstein, and deny any allegations that I believe anything other than the series of events as it has been and shall be presented in official channels and DOJ press releases. Furthermore I encourage all of my fellow posters to consider the unfortunate conditions in the American prison system which may have contributed to this unfortunate miscarriage of justice.

Yes of course. Unrelated, did you ever finish stringing up the blue lights in Ottowa? November is coming soon and I don't need the stamps.

THS
Sep 15, 2017

not completely related other than my brain is already broken but remember that the government assassinated a bunch of BLM activists and it never became a major news story

THS
Sep 15, 2017

anyway this is a normal country

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

Taintrunner posted:



crack, ping ping ping

Russophobia and Putin Bad in 2013? Man's a visionary.

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016

RobattoJesus posted:

Remember when you used to be able to look at the possibility of an afterlife and be like "well there is probably nothing but ha ha I'm open to being surprised!" and now in 2019 it's like "please be oblivion, please be oblivion, anything but reincarnation holy poo poo this planet is cuuuuursed"

Lmao if you aren't hoping for hell to be real just so these people can go to it

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

AnEdgelord posted:

Lmao if you aren't hoping for hell to be real just so these people can go to it

I'm terrified that if there is a hell these fuckers will be running it

tylersayten
Mar 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Bill Maher’s silence on Epstein’s death is pretty telling

He usually tries to make a joke about any big event

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Victory Position posted:

you gormless bastards



THIS ONLY WAS LACKING, NOW COMES THE NIGHT!

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
the crack ping thing sucks

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

tylersayten posted:

Bill Maher’s silence on Epstein’s death is pretty telling

He usually tries to make a joke about any big event

https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?companies=co0093906

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


uhhh wtf

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

whaley posted:

the crack ping thing sucks

look at this smooth brained normie who refuses to believe

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Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F4r-skq_mA

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