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Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
CIA External Human Resources Manager: Holy poo poo we hired a pedophile! Who the gently caress let that slip through?

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Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

hip culture insisting dipshit rich kid twee whimsy is actually cool, is way more insidious than any pedophile cabal

I mentioned when this came up in the Musk thread how I was actually pretty good friends with that guy in high school. His dad was a very well-off doctor, though he went to the same public school I did. The guy himself was actually a genuinely nice dude who came off as more confused than pretentious. It always seemed to me like he was just deeply confused about his own identity. I heard about the boat thing years ago before realizing that the other person was pre-fame Grimes and was not remotely surprised to hear he had done that.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


It's gonna own when a week from now Ghislaine turns up in Brazil giving an expose with Glenn Greenwald

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
they weren't prison guards, they were outside people brought in, if you buy anything about the official story you're a rube

Musk get involved through Amber Heard, Johnny Depps ex

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
raft guy owns

gently caress the police

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

raft guys good

raft girls bad

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Gonna rule when two weeks from now the autopsy finally is finished and Epstein died of poladium poisoning

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋



:yikes:

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

oh cool 700 new posts did they find ghislaine maxell buried in the clintons backyard

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981


okay, so they do have camera footage. well,

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


comedyblissoption posted:

also if you care about sexual harassment and sexual exploitation and #metoo and poo poo, you should reject the hierarchies that encourage it

peoples' lives and careers should not be beholden to corporate bureaucrats and sex pests and HR departments that cover it up and poo poo or you're gonna get the sexual assaults endlessly over and over again since these same assholes are going to use their control over the economy to also control the government. there's no milquetoast reform here that's gonna solve it you need another system

demand democratic control of the workplace and government instead of taking orders in a dictator-like fashion from a group of self-serving assholes who don't give a poo poo about you

that’s what i’m sayin, if we get a bit more info bernie should use this poo poo to show how absolutely hosed the rich are

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Karl Barks posted:

okay, so they do have camera footage. well,

i guess they haven’t gotten to the part in the video yet where assassins enter the cell and murk him? staying tuned

Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747
The only group to be found guilty will be Antifa for disrupting vital ICE human tracking policing.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Mr. Dick posted:

The only group to be found guilty will be Antifa for disrupting vital ICE human trafficking policing.


Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN
Jeffrey Epstein's Death Was On 4Chan Before Officials Announced It — And Authorities Had To Look Into It

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


It looks like one of the paramedics was a poster

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

welp that ems worker should prob find a new line of work

pieuvre armement
Feb 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What's crack ping

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
the sound of a billionaire being guillotined

Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

Inspector Hound posted:

It looks like one of the paramedics was a poster

Or...

:tinfoil:

The people who killed Epstein planted this for some reason or other

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
what does the phrase "crack, ping" even mean anyway????

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




lol they've found their scapegoats

https://twitter.com/cliffordlevy/status/1161477999671304192

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
If it was on 8chan we could assume it was epstein himself posting about committing suicide

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

puve posted:

What's crack ping

Keith Stack
Nov 5, 2008

Everyone is saying crack this and ping that, but no one is saying worship this! And Jericho that!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

"fell asleep" = was tranq darted with a windurger pistol

Christoph
Mar 3, 2005
I just remembered that a year or two ago Bill Maher bemoaned in an Esquire article how people always judge older men who go for younger women

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Its :catdrugs:

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Bill Mahers company is literally named "Kid Love"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
im sick of getting all these crazy fw: fw: fw: fw: conspiracy theory emails from my parents, claiming that epstein committed suicide...............does anyone have any youtube videos that debunk this wacky theory once and for all?

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005


Mission complete - and how! They'll tell stories about this one, Boss!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Helsing posted:

Or...

:tinfoil:

The people who killed Epstein planted this for some reason or other

Maybe it was the warden and it's why he got transferred

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

love to take group naps with my coworkers for 3 hours

quote:

The guards discovered Mr. Epstein, 66, dead in his cell in at the Metropolitan Correctional Center at 6:30 a.m. on Saturday, officials said. He had apparently hanged himself with a bedsheet, likely fastening the sheet to a top bunk and pitching himself forward, law-enforcement and prison officials said
he... broke his own neck? hardcore.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
This story only keeps getting better.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Atrocious Joe posted:

love to take group naps with my coworkers for 3 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICGwfkAYwr0

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

i'm sorry for reviewing basics again, but this doesn't make sense. it seems like he did choke to death according to media reports?

NYPost says
https://nypost.com/2019/08/12/jeffrey-epstein-hanged-himself-with-prison-bedsheet-source/

quote:

Jeffrey Epstein was found hanging in his lower Manhattan jail cell with a bedsheet wrapped around his neck and secured to the top of a bunk bed, The Post has learned.

The convicted pedophile, who was 6 feet tall, apparently killed himself by kneeling toward the floor and strangling himself with the makeshift noose, law enforcement sources said Monday. He hadn’t been checked on for several hours, sources said.

Have other people ever killed themselves this way. It seems pretty hard to pull off

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Atrocious Joe posted:

love to take group naps with my coworkers for 3 hours

he... broke his own neck? hardcore.

Medical examiner removed an egg-shaped object from his throat

inferis
Dec 30, 2003

there’s that article from the former mcc inmate about how the sheets are super lovely and will tear with any body weight

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



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