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silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
I'm putting cork in my bedrooms and office. It's warm, soft, easy to clean, and durable. Easy to install as well. Most of it is click lock and floats like a dream. And it sound dampens!

The people who lived in my house before me didn't have kids or pets for 30 years and the carpet was only a decade old when we moved in and it looked immaculate on top but god almighty when I ran a steam cleaner over it, came out black.
Carpet is gross.

edit: Also, beating the dust out of rugs is like the best dumb kid activity. I used to legitimately enjoy taking a baseball bat to a big rear end runner rug as a kid. Beat it till no more dust!

silicone thrills fucked around with this message at 23:22 on Aug 13, 2019

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Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


I've spent the last year in a house with bare subfloor, so I'll take whatever I can get.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


B-Nasty posted:

if it's vacuumed frequently, steam cleaned occasionally, replaced every decade or two, and you're not a filthy person or don't have filthy animals

this describes no houses I've entered in the US

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

wolrah posted:

I think the problem is that too many people want to think one thing is best for everything.

IMO it's pretty simple. Areas that are likely to end up with liquids dripping/spilling on the floor (bathrooms, kitchens, entry areas, laundry rooms, etc.) get hard flooring with a few rugs or foam pads scattered around in the areas people are likely to stand. Maybe a high traffic hallway. Everywhere else gets carpet. Bedrooms, living rooms, dens, anywhere people are likely to be relaxing should be comfortable to be barefoot. The trend of putting hard floors in bedrooms in particular needs to loving stop. No one wants to get out of bed and step on a cold, hard floor.

This is a good post.

I learned that at one point in the US a hardwood floor was required to get an FHA or VA loan, up until 1966. There were a lot of people using those loans at the time so hardwood was in nearly every new home built. After that away carpet became offered more and was probably cheaper and became popular because its what was everywhere.

Which helps explains why people were covering hardwood with carpet, they didn't want their houses to look dated. I don't think of this time in America as being terribly sentimental towards old design, very oriented to the future. Obviously the overcorrected by putting it in the drat kitchen though.

Like anything though I'm sure those of you who love hardwood and hard surface floors will live to see a time when carpeting is desirable again. Maybe we'll invent a new fiber that won't mat or stain and vacuums easily.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

StormDrain posted:

This is a good post.

I learned that at one point in the US a hardwood floor was required to get an FHA or VA loan, up until 1966. There were a lot of people using those loans at the time so hardwood was in nearly every new home built. After that away carpet became offered more and was probably cheaper and became popular because its what was everywhere.

Which helps explains why people were covering hardwood with carpet, they didn't want their houses to look dated. I don't think of this time in America as being terribly sentimental towards old design, very oriented to the future. Obviously the overcorrected by putting it in the drat kitchen though.

Like anything though I'm sure those of you who love hardwood and hard surface floors will live to see a time when carpeting is desirable again. Maybe we'll invent a new fiber that won't mat or stain and vacuums easily.

My first house was a fifties row house, we pulled up the carpet and found fantastic oak floors, with a sander applied.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Burt Sexual posted:

My first house was a fifties row house, we pulled up the carpet and found fantastic oak floors, with a sander applied.

Sounds like the house my friends are looking to buy. You can open the closets and see the original oak flooring, but the rest of the house is carpet (and no pad, so just low-ish pile on wood, for the least comfort possible). There's even laminate over the kitchen floor. I told him if he doesn't pull that poo poo up and refinish the floor upon owning the house, we're no longer friends.

This place is an effortpost unto itself, but I haven't had time to edit out identifying info in the photos yet. Apparently the owner was a DIY electrician, and hooo BOY, he made CHOICES. If my friends end up with this place, I have a feeling the phrase, "Oh, Murray," is going to be said aloud very, very frequently.

The best part was chatting with the realtor, and I happened to glance at her tote bag full of paperwork, and the sheet on top was all about asbestos from Libby, MT. "Oh hey, vermiculite? Yeah, my dad used to mine that poo poo. :v:"

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Some wonderful replies to this
https://twitter.com/SJSchauer/status/1160336040189710336



https://twitter.com/babyyppeach/status/1160465433037660160

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015


oh god the kerning

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I imagine that's actually new and they used black grout to make it look like a filthy 1950s soviet brutalist concrete apartment building shower on purpose

Alternatively, that someone thought it'd be a good idea to use drop ceiling tiles to line their shower with, somehow

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Scarodactyl posted:

Carpet feels nice and rugs usually don't.

You must buy some lovely rugs.......

I've been happy for most of my life in old rear end homes with hardwood floors and rugs where they make sense.

YerDa Zabam
Aug 13, 2016



Slightly OT, bit relevant to the carpets in kitchens chat. Here's a loving restaurant carpet.
How anyone looked at that and though "this is fine, lets eat" is beyond me
Gross af, yet so, so satisfying. There's a whole subreddit too https://www.reddit.com/r/carpetcleaningporn/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-8xVNxia5Q

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Iron Crowned posted:

I feel like carpeting everything was a reaction to hardwood floors and the constant need to sweep/mop/polish them. With a carpet you just vacuum the poo poo and call it good.

I have a dust mop and it takes me less than two minutes to do my entire 3 bedroom house.

It helps that it's almost 1m across and fits perfectly across the hallway.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Also the only difference between carpet and hard floors in terms of the "need to sweep and mop them" is that you *can't* mop a carpet. All a hard floor does is give you the ability to get it cleaner more easily. If you're happy with "vacuum it and call it done" then you can do that with hard floors too.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Acoustically, carpet is better.

I think that's really all I can think of as a benefit over hard floors.

I have a rug in my living and bedrooms so that I have a nice socks pad in our chill rooms.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


It's comfier for sure, but I don't think it can win out on an argument of being easier to clean.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Whenever l had a sleepover at a friend's house I'd wake up feeling really nasty, it took us far too long to figure out that it was the old dusty carpet his parents kept.
gently caress that noise, only go for a carpet if you can handle the cleaning, don't make your houseguests feel sick.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

By popular demand posted:

Whenever l had a sleepover at a friend's house I'd wake up feeling really nasty, it took us far too long to figure out that it was the old dusty carpet his parents kept.

Like the feeling you get after sleeping in a room that’s been smoked in?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That never happened, my family aren't smokers.
It just felt like I developed a bad case of influenza overnight.🤧🤒

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

By popular demand posted:

That never happened, my family aren't smokers.
It just felt like I developed a bad case of influenza overnight.🤧🤒

I get it in some hotel rooms, even supposedly non‐smoking ones.

It passes pretty quickly in the morning, but goddamn does it feel bad upon waking.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
When I was a student I used to sometimes help a friend set up for big second-hand book sales for a bit of extra cash. One morning I was unpacking boxes of books that came from the estate of a deceased mechanic, with 30+ years of workshop soot and dust on them. Within an hour of starting I felt like I was dying of turbo-influenza and went home sick, where the symptoms slowly wore off over the rest of the day.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.
'Liquid slurry rinse'

Jaded Burnout posted:

Also the only difference between carpet and hard floors in terms of the "need to sweep and mop them" is that you *can't* mop a carpet. All a hard floor does is give you the ability to get it cleaner more easily. If you're happy with "vacuum it and call it done" then you can do that with hard floors too.
Switching to hardwood, I often moan that I'm having to sweep the floors every few days - they seem to get dirtier much faster than carpets.

Then I realise that there is the same amount of dirt, you just don't see it so well on the carpets and it's ground-in instead.

Jaded Burnout
Jul 10, 2004


Shut up Meg posted:

Then I realise that there is the same amount of dirt, you just don't see it so well on the carpets and it's ground-in instead.

'xactly

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


loving dust mites just hiding in the thick brush like the Viet Cong, waiting for your unsuspecting nasal airways to suck them in.
:zaeed:

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

After running the cleaner over a superficially "not visibly dirty" carpet:



And that's the really short tight carpet in my camping trailer, imagine what's hiding in your luxury deep pile carpet...

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

cakesmith handyman posted:

And that's the really short tight carpet in my camping trailer, imagine what's hiding in your luxury deep pile carpet...

Three stud earrings from a former tenant in the basement of the house I was renting

Glad none of them stuck my foot

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.


Here is a dump of them all:

https://imgur.com/gallery/S0Twc17

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Devor posted:

Three stud earrings from a former tenant in the basement of the house I was renting

Glad none of them stuck my foot

If we're playing this game, can we include things found under a fitted carpet?

I found a used condom under my bedroom carpet and I am still purplexed why. Were they laying the new carpet, saw the old condom and thought 'shall we get rid of that? Nah, why bother?' Or was the act of laying the carpet so erotically charged that they had to give into their passion there and then?

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

Adolf Glitter posted:

Slightly OT, bit relevant to the carpets in kitchens chat. Here's a loving restaurant carpet.
How anyone looked at that and though "this is fine, lets eat" is beyond me
Gross af, yet so, so satisfying. There's a whole subreddit too https://www.reddit.com/r/carpetcleaningporn/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-8xVNxia5Q

You know, I never would have guessed that one of the results of being able to take and share video was that we'd end up with tons of clips of people cleaning their floors and reviews of office elevators.

What's even weirder is that is probably the best content we've gotten from it, there is so much that is so much worse.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
https://gfycat.com/apprehensivewhirlwindcatbird

Here's a gif you can smell :barf:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
xpost from scoodyfroode thread

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Close call there buddy.

are you even supposed to ever use a chainsaw in that high an angle?

topenga
Jul 1, 2003

Adolf Glitter posted:

Slightly OT, bit relevant to the carpets in kitchens chat. Here's a loving restaurant carpet.
How anyone looked at that and though "this is fine, lets eat" is beyond me
Gross af, yet so, so satisfying. There's a whole subreddit too https://www.reddit.com/r/carpetcleaningporn/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-8xVNxia5Q

This is one of my favorite videos. No lie. That dirty "water" is almost a solid. Ew.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

canyoneer posted:

xpost from scoodyfroode thread

You can see the moment he realizes this is a bad idea and he needs to get down.

YamiNoSenshi
Jan 19, 2010
When all you have is a chainsaw, every problem looks like an opportunity to bisect your own head.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

canyoneer posted:

xpost from scoodyfroode thread

:allbuttons:

I was having a hard time getting the pic to load in there and maybe it was better that way.

Holy gently caress he almost loving died gruesomely.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Baronjutter posted:

You can see the moment he realizes this is a bad idea and he needs to get down.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

cakesmith handyman posted:

And that's the really short tight carpet in my camping trailer, imagine what's hiding in your luxury deep pile carpet...

There could be a whole world in there.

TheMadMilkman
Dec 10, 2007

StormDrain posted:

This is a good post.

I learned that at one point in the US a hardwood floor was required to get an FHA or VA loan, up until 1966.

Which helps explains why people were covering hardwood with carpet, they didn't want their houses to look dated.

It's even simpler then that. They didn't want to look poor. Buying a tract home post-WW2 and not installing wall-to-wall carpeting immediately implied that you were a not middle class.

Source: Every old person I've talked to ever.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

TheMadMilkman posted:

It's even simpler then that. They didn't want to look poor. Buying a tract home post-WW2 and not installing wall-to-wall carpeting immediately implied that you were a not middle class.

Source: Every old person I've talked to ever.

Yep, that was absolutely generational thing. My last house was bought from someone like that. I really appreciated that they kept the beautiful hardwood floors protected by their ugly tan wall to wall carpet.

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Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


By popular demand posted:

Close call there buddy.

are you even supposed to ever use a chainsaw in that high an angle?

He's literally trying to cut with the kickback zone at the upper tip of the saw. The tip grips instead of cutting, tries to move like a tank track and flicks the chainsaw back in the direction of your face. That's exactly what the big fender thing (the chain brake) between your front arm and the bar is intended nullify. When the saw kicks back your arm pushes it forward and applies the brake.

Jaguars! fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Aug 14, 2019

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