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MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Daztek posted:

Looks like they hired CIG to make their game and that's why Star Citizen and Squadron 42 barely had any progress this year

:boom:

e:

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Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Daztek posted:

Looks like they hired CIG to make their game and that's why Star Citizen and Squadron 42 barely had any progress this year

Well they both are UK based so maybe.

But yeah :boom:

Pixelate
Jan 6, 2018

"You win by having fun"
They make it look so easy...

quote:

Chairs may now be sat upon.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Star Citizen: Sofas may now be shat upon

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Pixelate posted:

They make it look so easy...

not pictured: the rest of the universe winking out of existence around chairman and his chair, due to the physical impossibility of actually sitting in a chair in a Real Universe

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development


:catholic:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

it's not a cult though

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Jesus patch was fine up until it wasn't.

Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug
Will that bellend try to parody a verse from the Koran I wonder?

Dooguk fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Aug 14, 2019

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

big nipples big life posted:

it's not a cult though

No, that would require fealty, handing over money for a promise in the future and unquestioning loyalty to the message.

Totally different things.

It's not like they're crafting a narrative through selection, assuming that dissent is attack and sheltering people that normal society would shun. You'd literally have to move your communications away from public gaze to do that.

And Chris is independently wealthy; no reason to dip into the money, like Trump.


Dooguk posted:

Will that bellend try to parody a verse from the Koran I wonder?

I did a riff on Sura 9:5, but it wasn't funny.


I know this normally doesn't stop me, but I don't need another fatwah.

Hav fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Aug 14, 2019

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Pixelate posted:

They make it look so easy...

quote:

Tamed creatures may also be peacefully harvested for a variety of cooking ingredients, such as milk, eggs, or ‘edible clusters’.

Hmmmm.....edible clusters.....

I'm sure that Star Citizen will have this feature. After they fix doors.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010




Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

Alan Smithee posted:

what's the SJW thread title referencing

It's the end part of someones slur filled "You don't understand game development" meltdown a few pages back.


Look through Mirificus' post history if you want the main body of the meltdown.

Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Jesus patch was fine up until it wasn't.

The Jesus patch died, but will be resurrected on the third day in current patch +2

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Alan Smithee posted:

what's the SJW thread title referencing








The 'caving to SJWs' has already been linked.

(All glory to Mirificus)

Edit: I quite like how every metaphor and simile is an opportunity to yell, "I'm a loving horrible person". Not one goes by without being gross.

Hav fucked around with this message at 16:40 on Aug 14, 2019

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Star citizens really are just a cornucopia filled with diarrhea

JugbandDude
Jul 19, 2016

Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun

Shine on you crazy diamond!
The NMS Beyond patch notes are pretty good, I will check it out with a new char.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development


:drat:

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Agony Aunt posted:

gently caress me, that's sad.

Now you know where the Calder's marketing money is going.
Do you even understand marketing development?

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/ShrimpsyKate/status/1161673558743048192

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler
Glad they’ve got people working on that cave system in MineCitizen.

SPERMCUBE.ORG
Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...




:thunk:

SPERMCUBE.ORG
Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Drunk Theory posted:

Glad they’ve got people working on that cave system in MineCitizen.

I'm calling it that the only cave that ever makes it into Star Citizen will be when they cave into the SJWs, bro!

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/Wiborg1978/status/1158125592065249281
https://twitter.com/Wiborg1978/status/1158129446261538816
https://twitter.com/Wiborg1978/status/1158462852258324481
https://twitter.com/Wiborg1978/status/1158790812110655488
https://twitter.com/Wiborg1978/status/1159180518291857410
https://twitter.com/Wiborg1978/status/1159500266032508931
https://twitter.com/Wiborg1978/status/1159953916647399425
https://twitter.com/Wiborg1978/status/1160669162592714752
https://twitter.com/Wiborg1978/status/1161385441754566659
https://twitter.com/Wiborg1978/status/1161391235417944064

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

Mirificus posted:

CIG not making a pc game, one piece of merch at a time.

Haha, and the citizens still trust cig

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/wtfosaurus/status/1161346537449877505

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Haha.. Do you follow the game whose fans threatened your family?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Imagine being in development for so long you have to rehash old merch and pass it off as new merch

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






Ah hah! It seems the RES is now on the other foot!

SoftNum
Mar 31, 2011


So Cymelion is trying to brag by.... saying he's really bad with money?

Even if he only dropped a grand on the game that means he has 10k in liquid assets just sitting around doing nothing? That's not wise.

monkeytek
Jun 8, 2010

It wasn't an ELE that wiped out the backer funds. It was Tristan Timothy Taylor.

https://twitter.com/StuartGTLeaver/status/1161698317795041280?s=20

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
All I want is a chance to play classic WOW again.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

You will go back to SC like you always have.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

LOL I love how Star Citizen is always crazier than the worst I can imagine.

Theotus
Nov 8, 2014

Any of you guys pick up the new Rebel Galaxy?

Sandepande
Aug 19, 2018

Meridian posted:

Any of you guys pick up the new Rebel Galaxy?

I did. It's solid, if Privateer 2019 is your thing.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:
I only play the best drat space sim ever, Star Citizen

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

After watching some streams of it RGO is firmly in the 10 bucks or less category for me. Seems like you've seen everything the game has to offer in an hour but that hour looks pretty cool.

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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

They were cashing out lovely merch longer than they've been pretending to make a game

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