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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

bloom posted:

Also hasn't the crack ping catchphrase been run deep enough into the ground by now?

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/colincampbell/status/1161716396688064512

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



shyduck posted:

They will absolutely blame Krasner

kenney is a piece of poo poo who's in the pocket of the mob unions

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

i hear theres actually a lot of cops there right now

you got me there

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Nicetown lmao. now that's a euphronius (sp?)

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

i hear theres actually a lot of cops there right now

Yep. Target rich environment

Squinky v2.0
Nov 16, 2006

Behind you! A three headed monkey!

College Slice
oh no the markets have bottomed out

we’ve given back all the major economic gains we’ve made since *consults ticker* last Monday

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lemme clarify that many unions are good, but a lot of the philly unions are very bad

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

shyduck posted:

They will absolutely blame Krasner

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Kurtofan posted:

Why doesnt the prez end the fed

fed chair could just refuse to step down and go “lol nah” and truml would do nothing but tweet like a binch about it

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

triple sulk posted:

lemme assure you that there are very likely no nazis in that area

:wrong:

cops are responding

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Gringostar posted:

this reminds me of a story of an underaged girl that is serving time in prison for murder because cops killed her boyfriend and they linked her to illegal poo poo he was doing... so she pleaded out because they would have tried her as an adult for the murder of her boyfriend that the cops killed

the felony murder rule needs some serious adjustment

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


bloom posted:

Also hasn't the crack ping catchphrase been run deep enough into the ground by now?

tmurrunp

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

smarxist posted:

Probably some kinda mummy state with hella leather bits of skin rotting. Another 3-5 years for full skeletonification probably

Alas, poor Mav'rick
I knew him, Horatio

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



north philly is insanely impoverished. it's really sad.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/RetroNewsNow/status/1161745387675357186

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

docbeard posted:

Did you try flipping the Number switch from Go Down to Go Up?

They'll do it tomorrow

https://twitter.com/ClintMcInnes/status/1161662782531678209

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
trump going to tweet about this philly PD shooting

he'll blame it on *spins wheel* democrats

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


brandishing numchunks is going to get that guy more time than if he used a gun.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
lmao
https://twitter.com/elianayjohnson/status/1161748600814219264?s=19

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

I missed the initial thing that started the "crack ping" joke, and I'm worried it's too late to ask.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
remember the last time this happened the cops just blew up the shooter with a grenade

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

this is the most trump era thing ever

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Gringostar posted:

this reminds me of a story of an underaged girl that is serving time in prison for murder because cops killed her boyfriend and they linked her to illegal poo poo he was doing... so she pleaded out because they would have tried her as an adult for the murder of her boyfriend that the cops killed

I thought this was going to be about the underage girl who shot herself in the back of the head while her hands were handcuffed behind her back

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

triple sulk posted:

north philly is insanely impoverished. it's really sad.

its bad

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

triple sulk posted:

north philly is insanely impoverished. it's really sad.

North of that don't you get to the extremely not-poor suburbs? (I don't know philly well)

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



but for real, jim kenney loving sucks

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


i remember when trump praised the chinese for tianemen for their strength and courage in killing those protesters

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

thrawn527 posted:

I missed the initial thing that started the "crack ping" joke, and I'm worried it's too late to ask.

just roll with it

every man cracks

not every man really pings

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


The Alpha Centauri posted:

i love when krasner got elected

it pissed off the FOP so god drat much

billboards and advertisements saying he was anti-cop because he prosecuted dirty cops lol gently caress the FOP

We were gonna get a DA like that just an hour north in Allentown, but he dropped out after getting a cancer diagnosis :smith:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

bloom posted:

Also hasn't the crack ping catchphrase been run deep enough into the ground by now?
This is CSPAM. Memes here never stop being funny because they were never funny in the first place. In order for something to be run into the ground its emotional impact has to change.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

FactsAreUseless posted:

This is CSPAM. Memes here never stop being funny because they were never funny in the first place. In order for something to be run into the ground its emotional impact has to change.

sounds like someone's got a creased apricot!!!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
that describes like every part of sa

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
lmao one shooter in custody but one is still shooting at police :thunk:

every loving time

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Krasner himself is mass shooting the police and being caught in the fire as fated for a tragic hero

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

lmao one shooter in custody but one is still shooting at police :thunk:

every loving time

thats the good guy trying to stop the bad guys with the guns

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
apparently the shooter started with the police

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



emfive posted:

North of that don't you get to the extremely not-poor suburbs? (I don't know philly well)

if you go 5-10 minutes west of that neighborhood over to east falls there are homes going for half a million or more



manayunk is further west (mostly where younger people who like nightlife live), and north of there are mt airy and chestnut hill which are also extremely desirable

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Philly is trash

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

Krasner himself is mass shooting the police and being caught in the fire as fated for a tragic hero

he watched the skies :unsmith:

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