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Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


LifeSunDeath posted:

I've never seen a dessert sold by weight.

You’ve never been to a frozen yogurt place?

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Ziv Zulander posted:

You’ve never been to a frozen yogurt place?

Why would you freeze yogurt

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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LifeSunDeath posted:

Why would you freeze yogurt


Colder that way

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

Why would you freeze yogurt





Because I can't tell what's real anymore. Thanks, 2019.

Lawen
Aug 7, 2000


“Why frozen yogurt? Why not ice cream?”

“Humans love to take something really great and make it a little bit worse so that they can have a lot more of it.”

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Detective Thompson posted:

Did he make it or did she make it for him? At least the cake looks real and not that spongy store-bought cup stuff.

He's helping at least. And I'm glad that someone recognized it.

https://twitter.com/ewarren/status/1161092947347148800

It's still the wettest cake I have ever seen.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



That's a sloppy rear end cake

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

That's a sloppy rear end cake
Sloppy rear end cake would also be AFP

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

That's a sloppy rear end cake

How do you like your rear end cake?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

How do you like your rear end cake?

Freshly waxed

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

How do you like your rear end cake?

Paging yea i eat rear end to the thread.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Zil posted:

Freshly waxed

Yes, I prefer more of a well-to-do rear end cake

An rear end cake you'd be proud to take home to mother

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
pulls pants down off of the rear end

Ewwwww, fondant?

Stink Terios
Oct 17, 2012


Presented without comment.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywTOBOFqOss

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


LifeSunDeath posted:

Why would you freeze yogurt
To ruin it.

The thing that often seems to be overlooked about frozen yoghurt is that it's not just worse than ice-cream, it's also worse than yoghurt. There is literally no reason for it to exist.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

I should watch more of the Food Crime YouTube genre.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
frozen yogurt is delicious

thanks for coming to my TED talk

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Sandwich Anarchist posted:

How do you like your rear end cake?

I prefer syrup.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/rosebudblues10/status/1159741093459767296

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Is that flaming gravy? Would.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
It looks like they covered it in sterno

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZchLr3JT5aE


Might do a taste report considering I'm a Malaysian living in Malaysia and so am least likely to keel over dead.

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

Ibblebibble posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZchLr3JT5aE


Might do a taste report considering I'm a Malaysian living in Malaysia and so am least likely to keel over dead.

I'm an American living in China, they've got it here too. It's not that bad. It's got a cream sauce instead of tomato and if you like durian it pairs reasonably well with cheese and cream. Of course if you don't like durian you're not going to like it but it's definitely not the worst pizza I've had in China (that honor goes to a chicken cartilage pizza).

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008




The Kitchn posted:

Pasta with creamy Parmesan and black pepper might seem an unlikely candidate for an upgrade — it is already so simply delicious — but having two kids who loathe black pepper will get you to try nearly anything to bring the dish back into your life.

Who the gently caress loathes black pepper?

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

RoastBeef posted:

Who the gently caress loathes black pepper?

It says kids, kids are weird about food

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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When I was a kid I wouldn't eat anything without black pepper, and my daughter is the same.

Anything that's good is even gooder with pepper

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


RoastBeef posted:

Who the gently caress loathes black pepper?

Pliny the Elder posted:

It is quite surprising that the use of pepper has come so much into fashion, seeing that in other substances which we use, it is sometimes their sweetness, and sometimes their appearance that has attracted our notice; whereas, pepper has nothing in it that can plead as a recommendation to either fruit or berry, its only desirable quality being a certain pungency; and yet it is for this that we import it all the way from India! Who was the first to make trial of it as an article of food? and who, I wonder, was the man that was not content to prepare himself by hunger only for the satisfying of a greedy appetite?

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester


Whiny the Elder

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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"Who needs spices when you can just get really hungry"

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

stereobreadsticks posted:

chicken cartilage pizza

Is the topping the chicken feet you can get at dim sum? Or is it a crunchy topping?

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

.Z. posted:

Is the topping the chicken feet you can get at dim sum? Or is it a crunchy topping?

It's that little bit of cartilage sticking out of the end of the keel bone.

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Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

RoastBeef posted:

Who the gently caress loathes black pepper?

It's too spicy for my old mum

.Z.
Jan 12, 2008

stereobreadsticks posted:

It's that little bit of cartilage sticking out of the end of the keel bone.

Sorry, I should rephrase that. I was wondering if the cartilage topping was being served was pre-cooked to be soft or being served still crunchy.

stereobreadsticks
Feb 28, 2008

.Z. posted:

Sorry, I should rephrase that. I was wondering if the cartilage topping was being served was pre-cooked to be soft or being served still crunchy.

Ah, I got you. It's cooked but it definitely still has crunch to it, the texture is sort of the point of the dish for people who like it but it's one of the few foods I just can't stomach.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


I found a bone in some takeout recently that looked like a prison shiv, and the restaurant assured me they only buy boneless chicken. They said I was the second person to bring a bone back to the store that day, and thought it was “quite a coincidence”.



You think I dipped into my bone reserves and drove back there as a joke?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

SLOSifl posted:

You think I dipped into my bone reserves and drove back there as a joke?

I would have said that verbatim at the restaurant.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

SLOSifl posted:

I found a bone in some takeout recently that looked like a prison shiv, and the restaurant assured me they only buy boneless chicken. They said I was the second person to bring a bone back to the store that day, and thought it was “quite a coincidence”.



You think I dipped into my bone reserves and drove back there as a joke?

Sounds like they got a bad batch of "boneless" chicken, then.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


chitoryu12 posted:

I would have said that verbatim at the restaurant.
I pretty much did, yeah. The manager asked if I was sure the shard came from my order and I said yes, it’s not one of mine.

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

SLOSifl posted:

I pretty much did, yeah. The manager asked if I was sure the shard came from my order and I said yes, it’s not one of mine.

Personally I eat all of my food off of a giant pile of bone shards, so I can understand his confusion

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