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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Powershift posted:

There's a company making this bomb-rear end tractor, but i think the press shots on their website are farming simulator screenshots.

https://www.syn-trac.at/

"Das flexible dockingsystem"

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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


mobby_6kl posted:

Speaking of 1UZ, check out this guy swapping one into a lovely Russian jeep:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Ha8UR7k74

There's a whole series of videos of this project but this is one of the few with English subtitles. Unfortunately IMO he then makes it way too nice.

Ah, yeah, these guys also did a 600HP boosted ZIL130 truck (BMW running gear), and the Bentley tank.
Russian rear axles always give me a trip, the way they split down the middle into two halves.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Elviscat posted:

"Das flexible dockingsystem"

ein FAHRZEUGKONZEPT mit nahzezu unendlichen MOGLICHKEITEN IN ALLE RICHTUNGEN


I don't know what that means but i want to yell it at somebody who cuts me off in traffic and watch them poo poo themselves.

Dr Rocksalt
Oct 21, 2004

mobby_6kl posted:

Speaking of 1UZ, check out this guy swapping one into a lovely Russian jeep: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Ha8UR7k74

There's a whole series of videos of this project but this is one of the few with English subtitles. Unfortunately IMO he then makes it way too nice.

I hate to always just shamelessly self-promote here, but my Lemons team stuck a 1UZ in our Volvo 940 with our "unique" Five Barrel Carb setup (previously double snowmobile carbs):

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoWt949HZdH/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx403ZqHTXc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx5nNnnnHNv/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

And of course the starter failed last race.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Powernation has started uploading old episodes of "Trucks!", the Stacy David episodes. They already have the whole copperhead buiild, and putting an LT1 into an S10.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgDo8z2IgBRWIlbMZL_jIPKJrGztj0VeO

Every sunday morning growing up

Remember the power block on TNN :allears:

e:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8mar9hesh0

Jessi Combs :swoon:

She Ironwomaned the Baja 1000 2 years ago.

Powershift fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Aug 11, 2019

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Powershift posted:

Powernation has started uploading old episodes of "Trucks!", the Stacy David episodes. They already have the whole copperhead buiild, and putting an LT1 into an S10.


Thanks. I'm not sure where to pick up from when it last aired.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

that era of TV seems so god damned quaint and honest compared to nowadays

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Bulgakov posted:

that era of TV seems so god damned quaint and honest compared to nowadays



Even in the same genre. modern car building TV shows are all about how big of a oval office the shop owner is.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Nothing will ever be ad good as High Rev Tunas.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Powershift posted:

Even in the same genre. modern car building TV shows are all about how big of a oval office the shop owner is.

Or literal half hour ads for some manufacturer of the week, where the talent only fake bullshits with a fake wrench monkey, then they read the ad copy for the product that's gonna solve this problem.

This show is shot in an eternal checker tile set completely outfitted with Snap On everything, hosted by two regular white dudes and a surprise third tier who gives a poo poo it's 2019 person.

Twangy/butt rock transition music cue. You know the ones. If it's an American muscle show, it's some 50's rock riff, if it's for Gen X it's all something numetal/post-grunge.

Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 09:33 on Aug 12, 2019

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Shade Tree Mechanic was the poo poo.

Sam Memollo and Dave Bowman.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Powershift posted:

Even in the same genre. modern car building TV shows are all about how big of a oval office the shop owner is.

And every build that "falls behind schedule" is going bankrupt the shop.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Well, ending up on a TV show isn't generally because the shop makes strings of good decisions.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Wasabi the J posted:

Or literal half hour ads for some manufacturer of the week, where the talent only fake bullshits with a fake wrench monkey, then they read the ad copy for the product that's gonna solve this problem.

This show is shot in an eternal checker tile set completely outfitted with Snap On everything, hosted by two regular white dudes and a surprise third tier who gives a poo poo it's 2019 person.

Twangy/butt rock transition music cue. You know the ones. If it's an American muscle show, it's some 50's rock riff, if it's for Gen X it's all something numetal/post-grunge.

You could've just said "all 'reality' TV is loving awful"

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


shoncook posted:

I hate to always just shamelessly self-promote here, but my Lemons team stuck a 1UZ in our Volvo 940 with our "unique" Five Barrel Carb setup (previously double snowmobile carbs):

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoWt949HZdH/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx403ZqHTXc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx5nNnnnHNv/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

And of course the starter failed last race.

Nice! (not the starter fail bit.)
Heh. "Try-power".

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


A v.good account

https://twitter.com/midnightdorifto/status/1160998030692233218

*edit: also this rules :3: Cat Interceptor, it's one of your lot

https://twitter.com/johnmcilroy/status/1160615260216287232

Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Aug 12, 2019

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckxlP60cnY

Modern engines are pretty awesome!

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I definitely don't like the timing chain next to the firewall. Is that an engine out repair? I don't see how it couldn't be. It's a closed deck forged block with rib and structural oil pan. Seems promising for big power, that valvetrain looks heavy though. It might be hard to coax higher RPM out of. Overall I don't think we're looking at 2JZ levels though. It's still an aluminum vs cast iron situation.

Frank Dillinger
May 16, 2007
Jawohl mein herr!

um excuse me posted:

I definitely don't like the timing chain next to the firewall. Is that an engine out repair? I don't see how it couldn't be. It's a closed deck forged block with rib and structural oil pan. Seems promising for big power, that valvetrain looks heavy though. It might be hard to coax higher RPM out of. Overall I don't think we're looking at 2JZ levels though. It's still an aluminum vs cast iron situation.

The position of the timing chain shouldn’t really matter, as long as the components are specced and engineered properly. Hell, depending on how it’s laid out, having a front timing chain is no guarantee of an easy(er) replacement.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

um excuse me posted:

I definitely don't like the timing chain next to the firewall. Is that an engine out repair? I don't see how it couldn't be. It's a closed deck forged block with rib and structural oil pan. Seems promising for big power, that valvetrain looks heavy though. It might be hard to coax higher RPM out of. Overall I don't think we're looking at 2JZ levels though. It's still an aluminum vs cast iron situation.

Well I dont really doubt the new BMW will be able to produce big power. It's more the question of how long it does it for.....

Kinda like the SR20 can certainly give you the power of a FJ20.... it... doesnt do it for very long.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Frank Dillinger posted:

The position of the timing chain shouldn’t really matter, as long as the components are specced and engineered properly.

Lol this is BMW, take google at N47 Timing chain issues. Used in the 320d which is pretty much the biggest selling model 3 series in Europe.

Also located nicely at the back of the engine!

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
What in god's name is the motivation for putting it in the rear? Is it a performance thing? A cost thing?

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

um excuse me posted:

What in god's name is the motivation for putting it in the rear? Is it a performance thing? A cost thing?

The dreaded word

Packaging.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


It ensures that only dealers will do the job allowing them to charge over the odds for the work. You know no sane independent shop is going to look at that when they can be doing easy stuff...

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Really a timing chain *should* last the life of the engine. It's a bit weird but it wouldn't concern me in the least unless it turns out to be a common failure point. Engine looks like a pretty standard direct injected engine to me otherwise. The valvetrain is a little funky in execution but nothing else really jumps out at me.

Can't wait to see what they do in the quest for big power. I imagine it'll remove any cool new tech bits but hopefully I'm wrong. :v: However I don't see how aftermarket/racing companies have the budgets and what not to deal with newer engines (larger DI injectors vs. just putting in port injectors in, dealing with that turbo system/manifold setup, calibrating the very large combination of cam sweeps, etc.) without reverting to older tech and easier solutions.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Olympic Mathlete posted:

It ensures that only dealers will do the job allowing them to charge over the odds for the work. You know no sane independent shop is going to look at that when they can be doing easy stuff...

More like come up with a ridiculous quote for labor for the job and then point them towards a shiny new 3 series that you can have for only xxx per month instead!

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

track day bro! posted:

More like come up with a ridiculous quote for labor for the job and then point them towards a shiny new 3 series that you can have for only xxx per month instead!

This.

MrOnBicycle
Jan 18, 2008
Wait wat?
I watched some dude repair his snapped timing chain on a 5-series in his driveway and seem to remember it being at the back. Seem like a pig of job compared to front mounted ones, but still kinda impressed by this dude fixing it in his driveway.

Fake edit:
Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kGehF_7P3I

Dave Inc.
Nov 26, 2007
Let's have a drink!

Suburban Dad posted:

Really a timing chain *should* last the life of the engine. It's a bit weird but it wouldn't concern me in the least unless it turns out to be a common failure point. Engine looks like a pretty standard direct injected engine to me otherwise. The valvetrain is a little funky in execution but nothing else really jumps out at me.

Can't wait to see what they do in the quest for big power. I imagine it'll remove any cool new tech bits but hopefully I'm wrong. :v: However I don't see how aftermarket/racing companies have the budgets and what not to deal with newer engines (larger DI injectors vs. just putting in port injectors in, dealing with that turbo system/manifold setup, calibrating the very large combination of cam sweeps, etc.) without reverting to older tech and easier solutions.

Yeah unless something is wrong in the chain design then it shouldn't need to be touched. And engine removal isn't really that bad a job anyway.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Tell that to the Subaru dealer that wanted 20 hours for removal/install on my motor. I laughed and took it to a tuner who actually has a higher labor rate, but will charge ~8.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Dave Inc. posted:

And engine removal isn't really that bad a job anyway.

That's a loving absurdly overbroad statement.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Dave Inc. posted:

Yeah unless something is wrong in the chain design then it shouldn't need to be touched. And engine removal isn't really that bad a job anyway.

Maybe a better point is it's not a maintenence item and if it breaks the engine is coming out regardless.

um excuse me
Jan 1, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Godholio posted:

That's a loving absurdly overbroad statement.

I just did two in my garage, but what do I know. I'm agreeing with you

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


track day bro! posted:

More like come up with a ridiculous quote for labor for the job and then point them towards a shiny new 3 series that you can have for only xxx per month instead!

It didn't occur to me! Maybe I'm just not evil enough?

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Nice to see that BMW passed along the GDCS to Toyota :v:

Alarbus
Mar 31, 2010
The thing that bugged me about that video was that he's treating it like some unknown Toyota engine, when it's an existing BMW platform. He could have had all the tools on hand rather than taking the Roadkill route.

"I'm going to make a thousand horsepower! Right after I'm done loving things up with the wrong tools..."

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Here is a "contemplation" of Tom Slick Cartoons from the 60s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpiSxLlKijE

Outlaw Mailman
Jul 1, 2007
Two kinds of crazy
Never Lift


Edited for video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2loQcdLLcRM

Outlaw Mailman fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Aug 17, 2019

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
One Man Spent Eight Years Building This Insanely Detailed Jaguar E-Type Low Drag Coupe Clone





:stare:

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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


380 horses in that? Oh man, that has to be funnnnnnnn (and loving terrifying).

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