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Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Smart Pipe Inc. is a registered sex offender.

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


The absolute last loving thing I want from my toilet is an "immersive experience" :stonk:

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Bertrand Hustle posted:

The absolute last loving thing I want from my toilet is an "immersive experience" :stonk:

What could the "personalized preset" possible do other then program for mid use flushing when you've filled the bowl with your violent explosive shits?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Belongs, museum

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bertrand Hustle posted:

The absolute last loving thing I want from my toilet is an "immersive experience" :stonk:

I just want a toilet to which my dirty dump rear end sprays don’t stick.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Bertrand Hustle posted:

The absolute last loving thing I want from my toilet is an "immersive experience" :stonk:

It's called a "bidet"

godogg
Dec 29, 2008
Bidet to you, sir

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

soy posted:

I just want a toilet to which my dirty dump rear end sprays don’t stick.

You don't know your rear end [could benefit] from a hole in the ground.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

godogg posted:

Bidet to you, sir

M'lavatory

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

soy posted:

I just want a toilet to which my dirty dump rear end sprays don’t stick.

Do you not keep a can of Pam (whoa black Betty) next to your toilet? Weirdo.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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soy posted:

I just want a toilet to which my dirty dump rear end sprays don’t stick.

Dig a trench like the rest of us you hoity-toity, fancy-bowl-making GBS threads dolt.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Captain Hygiene posted:

It's called a "bidet"

If you're getting immersed in your bidet I'm not sure you're using it right.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008


Mods please, change name to Dickgirl Nationalism

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Sandwich Anarchist posted:



Mods please, change name to Dickgirl Nationalism

Big Tits, Solo Male

:hmmyes:

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Sandwich Anarchist posted:



Mods please, change name to Dickgirl Nationalism

Futanari/dickgirls is the funniest cognitive-dissonance for liking trans without saying you like trans

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Sandwich Anarchist posted:



Mods please, change name to Dickgirl Nationalism

Futanari Ethnostate has a good ring to it too

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Sandwich Anarchist posted:



Mods please, change name to Dickgirl Nationalism

I actually looked this up (it's the only result if you google "dickgirl nationalism satanic orgy"), and tragically it's just a channer being spectacularly racist and spamming tags.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Besesoth posted:

I actually looked this up (it's the only result if you google "dickgirl nationalism satanic orgy"), and tragically it's just a channer being spectacularly racist and spamming tags.

To absolutely nobody's surprise. Dumb bigoted channers are literally the only people who use the word "dickgirl".

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Sandwich Anarchist posted:



Mods please, change name to Dickgirl Nationalism
I wouldn’t have, but I wish I screenshotted it - once I saw a video labeled “orphan”.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Hey, I know that robot!

It's an rear end in a top hat that totally deserved it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


First item on the parts list seems suspect

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.

The Bloop posted:



First item on the parts list seems suspect

Do you expect me to handle 40 Shart Tubes AS WELL as touch ctoth?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

soy posted:

I just want a toilet to which my dirty dump rear end sprays don’t stick.

The Bloop posted:



First item on the parts list seems suspect

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

SLOSifl posted:

I wouldn’t have, but I wish I screenshotted it - once I saw a video labeled “orphan”.

Have you ever known what it is to be one?

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


^^ sounds hot??

Coward posted:

Do you expect me to handle 40 Shart Tubes AS WELL as touch ctoth?
Hi, yeah, so I only have 39 shart tubes

Customer Service: sir...

Oh wow it fits

SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 05:14 on Aug 15, 2019

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Besesoth posted:

Have you ever known what it is to be one?

No, but I too love my G&S.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


I don’t get this one because I guess I don’t understand what it’s pretending to say nor what it really means

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



those bags look like they have goofy robot faces :3:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

freeedr posted:

I don’t get this one because I guess I don’t understand what it’s pretending to say nor what it really means

Congrats on never leaving your parent's basement.

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


freeedr posted:

I don’t get this one because I guess I don’t understand what it’s pretending to say nor what it really means
Christian girls cover their pregnancies with loose-fitting clothing until they can get an abortion.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


https://twitter.com/postlocal/status/1161663438969593857?s=19




E: image, to keep with da rulez

gbut has a new favorite as of 07:22 on Aug 15, 2019

Jim DiGriz
Apr 28, 2008

Maybe there is no room for guys like us.
Grimey Drawer

Doc Hawkins posted:

those bags look like they have goofy robot faces :3:

come on man, it's just too much makeup.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/_F_B_G_/status/1161413870482857984?s=19

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

It's real! And you can listen to it.

https://www.amazon.com/Modest-Proposal-Jonathan-Swift-yonabooks-com/dp/B07BHWMT42

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Bertrand Hustle posted:

The absolute last loving thing I want from my toilet is an "immersive experience" :stonk:

If you're a dude it's only a matter of time until the boys take an unexpected dip. Gravity is unrelenting.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Picnic Princess posted:

Congrats on never leaving your parent's basement.

Wow, seems uncalled for.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Jim DiGriz posted:

come on man, it's just too much makeup.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

I mean, if you want to really galaxy brain it, those could be rich British people?

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Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!

They bonded over their shared love of children :3:

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