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Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





I want to see Ghislaine in a cat suit

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Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
I last checked the thread when someone posted the bill clinton painting from the daily mail and I thought "I mean...nahh come on" and now here we are, another day, another brave new world

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.


lol

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Jose posted:

robert mueller was the person who said epstein was an intelligence asset which is part of why his first sentence was such a joke

Is this confirmed because everything i'm finding on this in google says the original source is alex jones

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
haha yes ive been looking for this song because its been playing in my head

https://twitter.com/yungchomsky/status/1161035847421968384

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Is this confirmed because everything i'm finding on this in google says the original source is alex jones

It was on a sworn statement wrapped around jimmy hoffas dead dick

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Mariana Horchata posted:

haha yes ive been looking for this song because its been playing in my head

https://twitter.com/yungchomsky/status/1161035847421968384



Yesssssss, excellent detective work, I have wanted to hear the whole thing for days

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1161974095040405504?s=20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
is that really the first time mueller has come up in the thread lol

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
Question: have any non-white people been implicated in this ring?

Could this be the reason Michael Jackson changed his skin color? So that he'd be accepted into the Inner Circle of this pedophile group?

*crack ping*

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

MeatwadIsGod posted:

The funny part of this is that Pod Save America - who has dedicated 30+ minutes of coverage per day to Mueller stuff for a year or more - basically handwaved everything surrounding the Epstein death except the reporting consensus that it was suicide (even though the medical examiner hasn't ruled it a suicide yet)

lol


completely baseless speculation incoming, I'm just vibing at elite level epstein brain and communing with the spheres while levitating:

max clifford in that video said that weird poo poo about the clintons. bill is obviously a predator. hillary knows this too. aand trump is trump.

theory: seth rich DID discover something about the cabal. who knows what.

item: pizzagate is a confirmed psyop imo and rexall that it started around the same time as things were going bad for the clinton campaign.

item 2: the clinton campaign waited for a while until deciding russians lost them the election. then when they reported it to the feds they refused to let them check their computers. facts.

item 3: insider accounts from the campaign report the DNC wouldn't release crucial campaign funds at certain points. quote: "sometimes it felt *like thet were trying to lose*."

conclusion: russiagate was a psyop just the same as pizzagate, the clintons threw the election to trump, a co-conspiritor shameless and independently wealthy enough to shake off charges of rape and molestation, unlike the clintons who are tied into a web of shady philanthropic hedge funds and stock deals. they threw it in exchange for silence around their depraved moloch rituals. a protracted investigation in which nothing of note is discovered but which grips the imaginations of feverish shitlibs. the last 4 years have been a loving psyop.

j'accuse, mrs clinton! j'accuse!

gh0stpinballa has issued a correction as of 13:44 on Aug 15, 2019

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
Anyway here's my current Epstein Brain Theory:

Epstein was murdered . . . but just by the cops

If (likely) he was paying off the NY cop hierarchy for years to cover for him

then it's relatively easy for cop hierarchy to have him killed in prison to cover it up

and that doesn't require any big convoluted conspiracy just thin blue line

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



Lol this would be tacky in a movie

HELLO LADIES
Feb 15, 2008
:3 -$5 :3
Wheee Tom Hanks is a blatant pedo who gets off on hiding in plain sight and runs the world's creepiest instagram, reality is all Robert Anton Wilson poo poo, and Hillary Clinton eats children or whatever.

crack, ping, etc.

Here is something I legitimately don't get, even as my brain zooms around past a mere shrug at the idea that Queen Elizabeth's adorable corgis are probably so famously ornery because they've been fed on the pineal glands of First Nation kids from loving Kamloops, or maybe all the vibrational universe fabric of reality poo poo really is true and science is not as we know it because blah blah Atlantis and those kids brains were put in the corgis, or whatever, and also huh I guess the Jews really do run the entire world and George Soros is indeed Satan, but...

... why Brexit? Like, I'm willing to buy so much of this poo poo, and I can accept that they basically get away with it because people are pretty passive and will only look so far into things and just would rather not know, etc. But like, gently caress. I mean, seemingly unaided by Deep State shenanigans, the Republican party basically straight up stole Bush vs Gore. Like, I watched that poo poo happen, no one really gave a poo poo. Trump lost the popular vote by a pretty insane margin, and there's no real serious political movement towards abolishing the Electoral College or whatever. loving with the Brexit vote seems like it should be pretty trivial with like, all the loving money in the world at your disposal and massive amounts of pedo blackmail. Like, we literally already knew that David Cameron hosed a dead pig. So if they" want Brexit, why do they want it? If "they" don't want it, why do all the EU poo poo in the first place?

Also, if this goes back to like, around the 1950s if not much earlier, why the massive self-own of Nixon? And not just Nixon, but China? Like Henry Kissinger is like a Known Lizard Person or whatever, he is in all the completely unsecret secret clubs like the Bohemian Grove and Bilderberg and he's best buds with Hillary (oh god should I call her Shillary now? is that reality?) and is a million years old and seemingly whirring along just fine, and idk maybe Dr Strangelove is just the Bill Clinton Dress Painting of another era, but like, why all the constant self-owning with China? Will this all fall apart in like, fifty years or whatever, simply because the secret elite that's like enslaved mankind since the Napoleonic Wars basically decided to contract out all all of their manufacturing and seemingly most of the actual fundamental science research these days to ~the inscrutable East~, secure in the knowledge they wouldn't pose a threat because no matter how many pineal glands they chow down on or toddlers they rape and then vaguepost about on Instagram, they are all fundamentally racist grandpas and they legit do not know how the internet works?

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

Lol this would be tacky in a movie

the only good marvel/punisher movie opens with an absolute and total massacre of deranged millionaire crimelord perverts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkxLWWiz5O8

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

HELLO LADIES posted:

Wheee Tom Hanks is a blatant pedo who gets off on hiding in plain sight and runs the world's creepiest instagram, reality is all Robert Anton Wilson poo poo, and Hillary Clinton eats children or whatever.

crack, ping, etc.

Here is something I legitimately don't get, even as my brain zooms around past a mere shrug at the idea that Queen Elizabeth's adorable corgis are probably so famously ornery because they've been fed on the pineal glands of First Nation kids from loving Kamloops, or maybe all the vibrational universe fabric of reality poo poo really is true and science is not as we know it because blah blah Atlantis and those kids brains were put in the corgis, or whatever, and also huh I guess the Jews really do run the entire world and George Soros is indeed Satan, but...

... why Brexit? Like, I'm willing to buy so much of this poo poo, and I can accept that they basically get away with it because people are pretty passive and will only look so far into things and just would rather not know, etc. But like, gently caress. I mean, seemingly unaided by Deep State shenanigans, the Republican party basically straight up stole Bush vs Gore. Like, I watched that poo poo happen, no one really gave a poo poo. Trump lost the popular vote by a pretty insane margin, and there's no real serious political movement towards abolishing the Electoral College or whatever. loving with the Brexit vote seems like it should be pretty trivial with like, all the loving money in the world at your disposal and massive amounts of pedo blackmail. Like, we literally already knew that David Cameron hosed a dead pig. So if they" want Brexit, why do they want it? If "they" don't want it, why do all the EU poo poo in the first place?

Also, if this goes back to like, around the 1950s if not much earlier, why the massive self-own of Nixon? And not just Nixon, but China? Like Henry Kissinger is like a Known Lizard Person or whatever, he is in all the completely unsecret secret clubs like the Bohemian Grove and Bilderberg and he's best buds with Hillary (oh god should I call her Shillary now? is that reality?) and is a million years old and seemingly whirring along just fine, and idk maybe Dr Strangelove is just the Bill Clinton Dress Painting of another era, but like, why all the constant self-owning with China? Will this all fall apart in like, fifty years or whatever, simply because the secret elite that's like enslaved mankind since the Napoleonic Wars basically decided to contract out all all of their manufacturing and seemingly most of the actual fundamental science research these days to ~the inscrutable East~, secure in the knowledge they wouldn't pose a threat because no matter how many pineal glands they chow down on or toddlers they rape and then vaguepost about on Instagram, they are all fundamentally racist grandpas and they legit do not know how the internet works?

Sometimes stupid poo poo just happens.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/DRusso97/status/1161983161150201857?s=20

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

HELLO LADIES posted:

the 1950s if not much earlier

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilles_de_Rais

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
check the third entry

it's real

Noobicide
Sep 12, 2007

HELLO LADIES posted:

Wheee Tom Hanks is a blatant pedo who gets off on hiding in plain sight and runs the world's creepiest instagram, reality is all Robert Anton Wilson poo poo, and Hillary Clinton eats children or whatever.

crack, ping, etc.

Here is something I legitimately don't get, even as my brain zooms around past a mere shrug at the idea that Queen Elizabeth's adorable corgis are probably so famously ornery because they've been fed on the pineal glands of First Nation kids from loving Kamloops, or maybe all the vibrational universe fabric of reality poo poo really is true and science is not as we know it because blah blah Atlantis and those kids brains were put in the corgis, or whatever, and also huh I guess the Jews really do run the entire world and George Soros is indeed Satan, but...

... why Brexit? Like, I'm willing to buy so much of this poo poo, and I can accept that they basically get away with it because people are pretty passive and will only look so far into things and just would rather not know, etc. But like, gently caress. I mean, seemingly unaided by Deep State shenanigans, the Republican party basically straight up stole Bush vs Gore. Like, I watched that poo poo happen, no one really gave a poo poo. Trump lost the popular vote by a pretty insane margin, and there's no real serious political movement towards abolishing the Electoral College or whatever. loving with the Brexit vote seems like it should be pretty trivial with like, all the loving money in the world at your disposal and massive amounts of pedo blackmail. Like, we literally already knew that David Cameron hosed a dead pig. So if they" want Brexit, why do they want it? If "they" don't want it, why do all the EU poo poo in the first place?

Also, if this goes back to like, around the 1950s if not much earlier, why the massive self-own of Nixon? And not just Nixon, but China? Like Henry Kissinger is like a Known Lizard Person or whatever, he is in all the completely unsecret secret clubs like the Bohemian Grove and Bilderberg and he's best buds with Hillary (oh god should I call her Shillary now? is that reality?) and is a million years old and seemingly whirring along just fine, and idk maybe Dr Strangelove is just the Bill Clinton Dress Painting of another era, but like, why all the constant self-owning with China? Will this all fall apart in like, fifty years or whatever, simply because the secret elite that's like enslaved mankind since the Napoleonic Wars basically decided to contract out all all of their manufacturing and seemingly most of the actual fundamental science research these days to ~the inscrutable East~, secure in the knowledge they wouldn't pose a threat because no matter how many pineal glands they chow down on or toddlers they rape and then vaguepost about on Instagram, they are all fundamentally racist grandpas and they legit do not know how the internet works?

same

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

HELLO LADIES posted:

Wheee Tom Hanks is a blatant pedo who gets off on hiding in plain sight and runs the world's creepiest instagram, reality is all Robert Anton Wilson poo poo, and Hillary Clinton eats children or whatever.

crack, ping, etc.

Here is something I legitimately don't get, even as my brain zooms around past a mere shrug at the idea that Queen Elizabeth's adorable corgis are probably so famously ornery because they've been fed on the pineal glands of First Nation kids from loving Kamloops, or maybe all the vibrational universe fabric of reality poo poo really is true and science is not as we know it because blah blah Atlantis and those kids brains were put in the corgis, or whatever, and also huh I guess the Jews really do run the entire world and George Soros is indeed Satan, but...

... why Brexit? Like, I'm willing to buy so much of this poo poo, and I can accept that they basically get away with it because people are pretty passive and will only look so far into things and just would rather not know, etc. But like, gently caress. I mean, seemingly unaided by Deep State shenanigans, the Republican party basically straight up stole Bush vs Gore. Like, I watched that poo poo happen, no one really gave a poo poo. Trump lost the popular vote by a pretty insane margin, and there's no real serious political movement towards abolishing the Electoral College or whatever. loving with the Brexit vote seems like it should be pretty trivial with like, all the loving money in the world at your disposal and massive amounts of pedo blackmail. Like, we literally already knew that David Cameron hosed a dead pig. So if they" want Brexit, why do they want it? If "they" don't want it, why do all the EU poo poo in the first place?

Also, if this goes back to like, around the 1950s if not much earlier, why the massive self-own of Nixon? And not just Nixon, but China? Like Henry Kissinger is like a Known Lizard Person or whatever, he is in all the completely unsecret secret clubs like the Bohemian Grove and Bilderberg and he's best buds with Hillary (oh god should I call her Shillary now? is that reality?) and is a million years old and seemingly whirring along just fine, and idk maybe Dr Strangelove is just the Bill Clinton Dress Painting of another era, but like, why all the constant self-owning with China? Will this all fall apart in like, fifty years or whatever, simply because the secret elite that's like enslaved mankind since the Napoleonic Wars basically decided to contract out all all of their manufacturing and seemingly most of the actual fundamental science research these days to ~the inscrutable East~, secure in the knowledge they wouldn't pose a threat because no matter how many pineal glands they chow down on or toddlers they rape and then vaguepost about on Instagram, they are all fundamentally racist grandpas and they legit do not know how the internet works?

thsi is precisely what i, as well as many others, have been saying

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
Trying to connect Mueller to Epstein seems pretty silly

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

old.flv posted:

Trying to connect Mueller to Epstein seems pretty silly

i want to know who told acosta to back off because epstein was agency. why would the feds be privy to that.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Leave my perfect, sinless Daddy Mueller out of this

Stickfigure
Sep 4, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Is this a pro- or anti-Epstein demonstration?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/ldrinkh20/status/1161960553465700352?s=19

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


you think that's Jeffrey Epstein you're breathing right now?!?

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

gh0stpinballa posted:

i want to know who told acosta to back off because epstein was agency. why would the feds be privy to that.

Epstein testified against Bear Stearns the following year, he may have been referring to him as an FBI asset rather than a CIA or NSA asset.

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011





hey in case anyone missed it this lines up with that blind item that was posted a few days ago https://medium.com/@TheHimmmm/nasty-business-a-himmmm-blind-item-story-6fc0c8147f5a

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

HELLO LADIES posted:

So if they" want Brexit, why do they want it? If "they" don't want it, why do all the EU poo poo in the first place?

If you break up the EU while promoting far-right nationalism I give us less than a generation before we go back to the good ol' days of constant war with each other.

Then America repeats the golden age of WW2 selling everyone guns I guess?

Freelancefogy
Mar 31, 2010

Reality Sinner posted:

Rich people: Flags, fake greek architecture, call daughter Ghislane, pedos, lots of weird religious decorations.

People living in trailers: Flags, fake greek architecture, call daughter Jilly-ayne, pedos, lots of weird religious decorations.

Normal people: Don't have a flag, don't paint their outdoors to look like greek architecture, call daughter Gillian, aren't pedos, no religious decorations.

Rich people are just turbocharged trailer trash.


Is this what an epiphany looks like?

Freelancefogy has issued a correction as of 16:26 on Aug 15, 2019

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

gh0stpinballa posted:

i want to know who told acosta to back off because epstein was agency. why would the feds be privy to that.

I have a suspicion that it's a misread of Acosta being told a criminal investigation would interfere with an ongoing counterintelligence investigation, which is pretty much exactly the kind of dumbass fed slapfights over turf that caused a 9/11 sized blind spot :tinfoil: according to the official report :tinfoil: - the CIA was loving the FBI over on going after al qaeda despite ample knowledge and opportunity to roll them up in the years prior.

Epstein turning out to have fuckloads of foreign government connections and all the blackmail poo poo and dark money would fit with the feds seeing him as a foreign agent being funded by other governments to compromise high-level officials and public figures either by directly implicating them in kid-loving or indirectly via association with him/maxwell (i.e. 'you know what I'm going to be famous for if I'm ever busted so it's on you to make sure that doesn't happen since I have your name in my book') or at the very least a valid investigation target for counterintelligence due to the very obvious risk. If the guy was a US intelligence asset it's weird for him to have kept any kind of evidence of US figures doing gross poo poo.

Unless, of course, and it all fits the narrative perfectly so you know it's true, Epstein was a US asset who was running a decades-long honeypot to collect kompromat on foreign officials but kept evidence of people like Clinton and Trump being associated with him and his teenage harem as an insurance policy. Once that got uncovered, They had him killed so he couldn't burn Them as revenge.

A Spherical Sponge
Nov 28, 2010

pancake rabbit posted:

hey in case anyone missed it this lines up with that blind item that was posted a few days ago https://medium.com/@TheHimmmm/nasty-business-a-himmmm-blind-item-story-6fc0c8147f5a


yeah, but one who knows how reliable that medium article is, and two:

Perry Mason Jar posted:

That former Colombian president is Andres Pastrana Arango, who was part of The Americas Group (http://theamericasgroup.net/bios/andres-pastrana-arango)


http://theamericasgroup.net/about/the-americas-group-mission-statement

He has a real vested interest in anti-communism and it should surprise no one that capitalists of this sort will make baseless accusations against communist leaders

EDIT: and if you look at the first reply to that tweet, Andres Arango's name is in the black book, but not Castros, so who's to say Arango isn't trying to deflect?

A Spherical Sponge has issued a correction as of 15:01 on Aug 15, 2019

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

the cia love having dirt on anyone in power, just like the feds, tbf. hoover kept files on everyone. i think its fair to say the cia is aware of the network and at the very least protects it.

i reckon acosta may well be being misread but the above is still true.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
When ever I try and explain anything even slightly past the "accepted narrative" of Epstein people think I'm insane or looking too much into things

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bulgakov posted:

semi lol because yeah y'all might underestimate the damage easily done by suicide via hanging because its a pretty simple thing and why outside of the usa its super common :negative:

but as someone who found someone who did this its brutal :negative: :negative: :negative:



imo there's better mysterious circumstances to question

There's nothing in the cell to drop from, hanging yourself in there takes dedicated force of will and almost definitely wouldn't break multiple bones

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Hot Karl Marx posted:

When ever I try and explain anything even slightly past the "accepted narrative" of Epstein people think I'm insane or looking too much into things

yeah lol

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

it’s pretty cool how everything is true and we never have to watch a movie ever again (and shouldn’t because all content is made by pedophiles)

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

they’re trying to make you crazy by making you think you’re the only one who doesn’t gently caress kids. dont let them gaslight you. there are at least dozens of non-pedophiles out there

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gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

i tried to write a summary email complete with all the weird poo poo around it for a friend who is yet to crack ping, and i gave up because "devil mask with nambla triangle in maxwell's mansion" following on the heels of "everyone is connected to mossad, mi5 or the cia" is something a crazy person would write. the fact that it's real somehow makes you look even crazier.

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