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Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

MariusLecter posted:

Junk food. Specifically, chips and carbonated soft drinks.

I was gonna say eggs. Seemed appropriate.

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Pastry of the Year posted:

PM me if the image of a brain with a big old vulva in the middle gets you helplessly horned up

Well as a sapiosexual,

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
Looking through the images on that Hotep twitter i found it fun to think of which ones would still work if you just slapped a Minion on them. I thought it was quite a few.

Also i got fired from my job at the "not looking at dicks covered in sprinkles" factory, discovered the term "MelaDom", which i'm guessing is for black specific BDSM, and developed an exciting new fetish for nude pregnant black women.

Technocrat
Jan 30, 2011

I always finish what I sta
https://twitter.com/rulesObeyer/status/1161820065773182976

A back-and-forth with Amazon's multiple totally real factory personnel who just want to tell everyone how great Amazon warehouses are

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Technocrat posted:

https://twitter.com/rulesObeyer/status/1161820065773182976

A back-and-forth with Amazon's multiple totally real factory personnel who just want to tell everyone how great Amazon warehouses are

Totally real.

https://twitter.com/sarah_maries/status/1161877297680355328

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Accidentally using the white lady under the “Rafael” account. Bezos now takes away their lone bathroom break.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



https://twitter.com/jinpayn/status/1161868107171815425

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/AmazonFCHannah/status/1161910397336768512

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
It always bears repeating that we live in the most boring cyberpunk future.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I just don't understand who this is for. Twitter is going to be the least receptive audience for this kind of poo poo

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

zoux posted:

I just don't understand who this is for. Twitter is going to be the least receptive audience for this kind of poo poo

Amazon is run by people who don't understand humans and may not view them as actual human beings as much as they are products to be used. They probably legitimately thought making fake accounts where sweatshop workers robotically talk about how amazing Amazon is and how much they love Amazon would sway public opinion.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I hope someone's screencapping those threads because those accounts are going to get removed as fake en masse, if not yanked by Amazon itself.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/countchrisdo/status/1161850895417643008

Now that's grifty

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

chitoryu12 posted:

Amazon is run by people who don't understand humans and may not view them as actual human beings as much as they are products to be used. They probably legitimately thought making fake accounts where sweatshop workers robotically talk about how amazing Amazon is and how much they love Amazon would sway public opinion.

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/875714916723826689


Edit: Krang is not an idiot here. Krang is funny and good.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Amazon employee: It was a boaking accident

Here's two Amazon employees on a date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt34eg-ate8

zoux has a new favorite as of 15:33 on Aug 15, 2019

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

You mean all this time I could have just chosen not to have depression?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/gavinmuellerphd/status/1161983003637223425

lmao

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

That one's a fake account if you check the replies.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Memento posted:

Apparently "rich hotep imagery" consists of "insanely bad comic book art of wall-to-wall titties and rear end"

I've had this comic book page in my image folder for years, it could be hotep. It could be a lot of terrible things. It could be cool, I'm afraid to find out.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Haha wow! I'd start sending her Fire Emblem spoilers just to spite the idiot.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/InstantSunrise/status/1161497427783954437

GreenMetalSun
Oct 12, 2012

MariusLecter posted:

Junk food. Specifically, chips and carbonated soft drinks.

Maybe TMI, but a few years ago I was obese, and I constantly ate like poo poo. A ton of chips and carbonated soda and almost no nutrition/vitamins/real food. I don't recall when it happened because I had been neglecting my health for years, but I stopped getting my period at some point. Recently, I lost a little over 140 pounds, and cut junk food/soda down to special treats, and one of the big things I noticed was that I started getting a regular period again. So let me tell you, it's 100% the opposite of this.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

GreenMetalSun posted:

Maybe TMI, but a few years ago I was obese, and I constantly ate like poo poo. A ton of chips and carbonated soda and almost no nutrition/vitamins/real food. I don't recall when it happened because I had been neglecting my health for years, but I stopped getting my period at some point. Recently, I lost a little over 140 pounds, and cut junk food/soda down to special treats, and one of the big things I noticed was that I started getting a regular period again. So let me tell you, it's 100% the opposite of this.

Losing 140 pounds is a hell of an accomplishment, congrats

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

GreenMetalSun posted:

Maybe TMI, but a few years ago I was obese, and I constantly ate like poo poo. A ton of chips and carbonated soda and almost no nutrition/vitamins/real food. I don't recall when it happened because I had been neglecting my health for years, but I stopped getting my period at some point. Recently, I lost a little over 140 pounds, and cut junk food/soda down to special treats, and one of the big things I noticed was that I started getting a regular period again. So let me tell you, it's 100% the opposite of this.
I've lost about 130, but I had a gastric bypass. It takes a lot of hard work and dedication to lose it the old fashioned way. Congratulations!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

GreenMetalSun posted:

Maybe TMI, but a few years ago I was obese, and I constantly ate like poo poo. A ton of chips and carbonated soda and almost no nutrition/vitamins/real food. I don't recall when it happened because I had been neglecting my health for years, but I stopped getting my period at some point. Recently, I lost a little over 140 pounds, and cut junk food/soda down to special treats, and one of the big things I noticed was that I started getting a regular period again. So let me tell you, it's 100% the opposite of this.

Nostradingus posted:

Losing 140 pounds is a hell of an accomplishment, congrats

^^^ this cannot be overstated

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npo-2WW3JQo

"Comments have been disabled for this video"

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

chitoryu12 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npo-2WW3JQo

"Comments have been disabled for this video"

If federal minimum wage had been stapled to inflation when it was first invented it'd be about $15 now

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

chitoryu12 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npo-2WW3JQo

"Comments have been disabled for this video"



Is the answer no one? I bet the answer is no one or maybe Hitler.

Recommends ruined forever.

Eschenique has a new favorite as of 18:56 on Aug 15, 2019

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/videoisvideo/status/1162025269181460480?s=21

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy
Poe's Law has gone the way of Godwin's.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It's literally impossible to distinguish

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
what if the bots are botting parody accounts

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Ancient Egypt was one of the most egalitarian civilizations humans have ever done, so it's pretty sadfunny hoteps are hard on patriarchy.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1162078627346964482

https://twitter.com/TPointUK/status/1161668858538844165

Is this cgi

zoux has a new favorite as of 20:23 on Aug 15, 2019

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

I was going to be surprised that they were being so open with their "anyone who disagrees with us isn't really a person" belief, but then I remembered the NPC meme.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Leavemywife posted:

I can't believe there's all this talk of Hoteps, but nobody has mentioned the one we most need to look out for:



Thank you, I was thinking about this every time I read "Hotep" and that was a goddamn lot.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

They dyed JFK black.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Byzantine posted:

Ancient Egypt was one of the most egalitarian civilizations humans have ever done, so it's pretty sadfunny hoteps are hard on patriarchy.

You got a link I can read on this? Sounds awesome.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Strom Cuzewon posted:

You got a link I can read on this? Sounds awesome.

It's really, really not true, at least according to the recent books on Ancient Egypt I've read.

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Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Builders were unionized for one: http://libcom.org/history/records-of-the-strike-in-egypt-under-ramses-iii

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