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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Honestly the stock market seems like it's just a casino for the rich that is funded by money from our pockets, also imaginary money that seems to be created and destroyed depending on the time of the day

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Hot Karl Marx posted:

Honestly the stock market seems like it's just a casino for the rich that is funded by money from our pockets, also imaginary money that seems to be created and destroyed depending on the time of the day

Just saw that my monthly automatic Roth contribution went in, excited to throw more money at the altar of the market

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Honestly the stock market seems like it's just a casino for the rich that is funded by money from our pockets, also imaginary money that seems to be created and destroyed depending on the time of the day

Thats exactly what it is.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Its because the media desperately wants to get back into his good graces so they can continue having dinners with war criminals

Also because the media corporations make more money by selling the narrative that everything is fine and normal and not on fire.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

Thats exactly what it is.

Yup. Also it is another argument to tax capital gains as income. The stock market is nothing but gambling and shouldn't be treated any different than other gambling winnings. If I make a wager that takes more than a year to come to fruition, it shouldn't suddenly be taxed at less than half the rate it would have if I had just earned the money via regular compensation.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
The stock market is both the least important and the most important thing depending on where you are in your life.

I have to calm my mom down on a regular basis when her portfolio takes a hit because it's all she has and the total value of her portfolio determines how much money she can spend per month. She's terrified of running out of money before she dies and having to depend on me to support her. Considering she's 71 and in excellent health and my grandma is 96 and still kickin' it's a valid concern. It's all money from my dad's life insurance payout + her selling her house and downsizing so it's nowhere near enough to do things like hedging.

In the meantime I haven't even glanced at my 401k since I got one almost 5 years ago. It doesn't matter to me right now and managing it doesn't change anything in a significant enough way. I probably have a lot in there just considering the raw percent of my salary + employer match, I don't know and I don't care.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Plastic_Gargoyle posted:

Apartheid, sure, but "illegal"?

Israel has basically spent decades trying to outlaw Palestine, how is their government any more legitimate? The lines in the sand are all hosed up colonial borders anyways.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Mr. Nice! posted:

Yup. Also it is another argument to tax capital gains as income. The stock market is nothing but gambling and shouldn't be treated any different than other gambling winnings. If I make a wager that takes more than a year to come to fruition, it shouldn't suddenly be taxed at less than half the rate it would have if I had just earned the money via regular compensation.

Yeah I think the secondary market specifically should be taxed as income. The primary market does add value through allowing companies to raise money, guy the secondary market basically does nothing except allow people to place bets.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Vasudus posted:

The stock market is both the least important and the most important thing depending on where you are in your life.

I have to calm my mom down on a regular basis when her portfolio takes a hit because it's all she has and the total value of her portfolio determines how much money she can spend per month. She's terrified of running out of money before she dies and having to depend on me to support her. Considering she's 71 and in excellent health and my grandma is 96 and still kickin' it's a valid concern. It's all money from my dad's life insurance payout + her selling her house and downsizing so it's nowhere near enough to do things like hedging.

In the meantime I haven't even glanced at my 401k since I got one almost 5 years ago. It doesn't matter to me right now and managing it doesn't change anything in a significant enough way. I probably have a lot in there just considering the raw percent of my salary + employer match, I don't know and I don't care.

Aren’t olds always advised to take their money out of stocks and put them into more stable investments?

Sacrist65
Mar 24, 2007
Frunnkiss

Mr. Nice! posted:

Yup. Also it is another argument to tax capital gains as income. The stock market is nothing but gambling and shouldn't be treated any different than other gambling winnings. If I make a wager that takes more than a year to come to fruition, it shouldn't suddenly be taxed at less than half the rate it would have if I had just earned the money via regular compensation.

its gambling but with the house edge at 5-7% in your favor. Servicing that 5-7% for the last 100 years has and will continue to destroy all current ecosystems on earth.

Basically what casinos did to Atlantic City but globally.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Fallom posted:

Aren’t olds always advised to take their money out of stocks and put them into more stable investments?

It's almost entirely in low-risk, stable things like index funds and such rather than individual stocks. But if the whole market takes a poo poo then it gets hit enough to radically alter her spending.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

psydude posted:

Yeah I think the secondary market specifically should be taxed as income. The primary market does add value through allowing companies to raise money, guy the secondary market basically does nothing except allow people to place bets.

It doesn't matter if it adds value to the company or not - it is still gambling and should be taxed as regular income. The special treatment of capital gains is on of the biggest drains on our economy and is nothing more than a massive handout to the wealthiest among us.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
$1.1 trillion dollars was spent on stock buybacks last year.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Proud Christian Mom posted:

$1.1 trillion dollars was spent on stock buybacks last year.
Which need to go back to being illegal.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Vasudus posted:

It's almost entirely in low-risk, stable things like index funds and such rather than individual stocks. But if the whole market takes a poo poo then it gets hit enough to radically alter her spending.

They usually mean stuff like CDs when they talk about low risk investments, not index funds. That’s assuming you make it to retirement age with a comfortable amount to cash out on, though, and aren’t dependent on an 8%+ return to stay alive.

Tiny Timbs fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Aug 15, 2019

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Union-Chat:

https://nypost.com/2019/08/13/nypd-union-boss-sent-members-overtly-racist-video-in-email/

quote:

The NYPD sergeants’ union urged members to “pay close attention to every word” of an overtly racist video that the group shared over the weekend — in which an unidentified narrator bemoans “Section 8 scam artists and welfare queens” — before quickly deleting it, The Post has learned.

“Pay close attention to every word. You will hear what goes through the mind of real policemen every single day on the job. This is the best video I’ve ever seen telling the public the absolute truth,” reads an email sent to union members Saturday and signed by Sergeants Benevolent Association president Ed Mullins that contained an embedded version of the video.

The roughly 15-minute video kicks off with footage from a fatal Los Angeles police shooting as someone raps, “Don’t make the blacks kids angry.”

“One of the most astonishing aspects of police work in an urban environment is that almost literally no one has a job,” the unnamed narrator says, descending into one of several racist rants during the nearly 15-minute video.

“A presidential administration succeeded in forever vilifying its nation’s police while simultaneously granting blacks crime as their new entitlement,” the narrator says later.

The video, which was also posted to social media Saturday, was quickly taken down and the union president apologized for the gaffe.

Mullins told The Post he had gotten the video from a retired sergeant who was a “pretty good guy” and hadn’t listened to the narration before sending it out.

Mullins said he had seen footage of the shooting before — without narration — and thought it would be a “good tactical video” to share for training.

It was taken down about two hours later, according to Mullins, after someone sent him an email asking, “Did you listen to this thing?”

“There is no one to blame but me for the video that was distributed,” Mullins wrote in a follow-up email to the union members apologizing for the video’s content. “For those members who may have been offended by the video, I sincerely apologize.”

This union dude seems pretty bad.

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Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Fallom posted:

They usually mean stuff like CDs when they talk about low risk investments, not index funds. That’s assuming you make it to retirement age with a comfortable amount to cash out on, though, and aren’t dependent on an 8%+ return to stay alive.

Yeah I don't know what her portfolio breakdown is proper. I should look next time I'm over there. She does have an asset manager so I'm assuming they're not total morons.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

nOt ALl pIGs

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Vasudus posted:

Yeah I don't know what her portfolio breakdown is proper. I should look next time I'm over there. She does have an asset manager so I'm assuming they're not total morons.

In my casual perusing of financial advice stuff over the years the prevailing opinion seems to be that asset managers are sharks and rarely worth their fee. It might be worth shopping around for a new one that isn’t going to leave her in a state where her quality of life is tied so directly to the market.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Vasudus posted:

Yeah I don't know what her portfolio breakdown is proper. I should look next time I'm over there. She does have an asset manager so I'm assuming they're not total morons.

It's also not an all or nothing deal. The longer your outlook the more you should have in stocks, the more you need stable income the more you should have in less risky assets. For most people this means a gradual shift as they approach retirement age and then during retirement - as you've noted, she could easily have 25 years left and leaving the potential gains from stocks off the table in that timespan is historically a losing move. But by 71 her portfolio should definitely be substantially in fixed income and other lower risk holdings. And if the day to day swings of the market are having any impact on her, the portfolio is poorly put together or she is stressing herself out. Or possibly both.

To the other point, the asset manager can absolutely be a total moron. And a self-serving moron if you're especially unlucky.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
She's definitely stressing herself out more than anything. Because that's what my mom does, with everything in the universe.

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

Chichevache posted:

Huh. Your states are loving weird.

His description matches my recollection from taking courts and sentencing but that was years ago so YMMV.

Relatedly I think I remember someone mentioning yesterday I was a lawyer and I never got around to correcting that I'm not. I have studied a bunch of law (specifically criminal law) because I was on that track on undergrad before I changed majors and from personal interest but I'm not actually a lawyer.

I mean I've got more criminal law coursework then most lawyers and I've "passed" the criminal law section of a practice MA Bar exam, but I don't want to misrepresent myself as a practicing attorney. As a side note most attorneys don't know poo poo about criminal law and only crammed enough of the subject to get through the Bar. It used to be you could graduate law school with a 1L Crim Pro class as your only criminal law study, now that's not even a requirement anymore.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
The police union is all about protecting the ruling class and that's it. gently caress them

(This is as far as I'm going down this route)


Edit:
Recession is a made up word to make trump look bad

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...ingawful.com%2F

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Aug 15, 2019

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009


Heres what i dont get about the thin blue line, does the rope care what color it is as long as theres a cop swinging from it its done its job right?

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT


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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

If you fill in the blue to the bottom the flag is a graph of the percentage of cops who beat their spouses.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Jarmak posted:

His description matches my recollection from taking courts and sentencing but that was years ago so YMMV.

Relatedly I think I remember someone mentioning yesterday I was a lawyer and I never got around to correcting that I'm not. I have studied a bunch of law (specifically criminal law) because I was on that track on undergrad before I changed majors and from personal interest but I'm not actually a lawyer.

I mean I've got more criminal law coursework then most lawyers and I've "passed" the criminal law section of a practice MA Bar exam, but I don't want to misrepresent myself as a practicing attorney. As a side note most attorneys don't know poo poo about criminal law and only crammed enough of the subject to get through the Bar. It used to be you could graduate law school with a 1L Crim Pro class as your only criminal law study, now that's not even a requirement anymore.

For some reason I thought you were one of our jags. Nevermind then.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Donald Trump is a colossal loving moron.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I would like to lower Donald Trump head first into a vat of pig poo poo via some sort of Rube Goldberg contraption.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



every time I see one of his tweets i think of this

quote:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNing

except not as cool and much more racist

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EBB posted:

Israel has basically spent decades trying to outlaw Palestine, how is their government any more legitimate?

They have an army that usually wins.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

So how does the anti BDS thing work? If I want to go to Israel do I have show a receipt for a soda stream?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/sta...ingawful.com%2F

NPR is owned or funded by the Koch's now right?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Funded, yes, not owned.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/popehat/status/1161860424469377024?s=21

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002

Hot Karl Marx posted:

https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/sta...ingawful.com%2F

NPR is owned or funded by the Koch's now right?

Unless the point of that article is that he technically isn't because he is too dementia addled to be held responsible then yeah it's probably Koch funded.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Stravag posted:

Heres what i dont get about the thin blue line, does the rope care what color it is as long as theres a cop swinging from it its done its job right?

guys I appreciate acab and gently caress the police as much as the next guy but this is kinda pushing it ok.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


He is completely unhinged. However, he's gone to bat for several sergeants who have sued the department and kept them from getting fired, most notably Edwin Raymond.

So union good, Mullins insane.

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Ah gently caress, detainment thread, right? See everyone ont hebother side.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Smiling Jack posted:

guys I appreciate acab and gently caress the police as much as the next guy but this is kinda pushing it ok.

Yeah, that's a pretty gross thing to post.

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