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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/1161745251507277824 Imagination is good for lots of things, not so much for hoping what your poo poo game will one day be.
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A Star Citizen haiku: Sitting on the john Jellybeans stuck to my foot Contemplating death
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Imagine there's no refunds It's easy if you try Chargebacks are bank fraud You're invested till you die
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monkeytek posted:Imagination is good for lots of things, not so much for hoping what your poo poo game will one day be. Imagine a playable game. That's actually hard to do.
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Agony Aunt posted:Star Citizen: Imagine Listen to some John Lennon while reading his tweets. Works well.
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So that Banu defender they are teasing. There's two Banu ships. The Merchantman and the Defender. Straightforwardly a nomadic trade vessel and a fighter meant to escort it. But according to Chris Roberts Vision of the Space Future, large ships are both much faster and longer ranged than small ships. So even though the fighter has literally one job, and even though its faster and longer ranged than average fighters, it cant remotely keep up with the one ship it is meant to protect. My personal bugaboo with this project is stupid game design like this where they can't seem to look forward to how the own poo poo theyve established is actually going to play out. See also having like 6 landing pads (or w/e) at Grim Hex for every pirate in the entire star system... there's supposed to be hundreds of thousands of people spread over like a hundred systems, and this is among the more piratey... how the gently caress is this supposed to work?
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Zazz Razzamatazz posted:A Star Citizen haiku: 
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Dogeh posted:Imagine a playable game. I did. It was poo poo. Derek Smart called it.
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TheDeadlyShoe posted:So that Banu defender they are teasing. See, the Citizens say that FUD goons want the game to fail, but I genuinely want it to come out as designed because I want to see the fallout from the thousands of stupid decisions like this one. Currently they can explain everything away as "ALPHA!!!!" but when it's finally in a finished, working-as-intended game? There will be no denying how hosed it is.
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https://twitter.com/_JR_DF_/status/1110300264924409857 https://twitter.com/_JR_DF_/status/1110299693454708737 https://twitter.com/_JR_DF_/status/1110298188932677637 https://twitter.com/_JR_DF_/status/1110298861661245441
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That is A) a colossal, pointless waste of backer money, and B) actually really cool.
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XK posted:Remember when serializing variables was the big thing going on? There is always the next big thing that will solve everything. Until it isn't and it doesn't.
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TheDeadlyShoe posted:So that Banu defender they are teasing. Two options: 1) Instancing 2) Massive traffic jams for landing pads Since 2 isn't an option because for that to happen, 1 can't happen, and 1 will happen because CIG won't get thousands of player instances.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:See, the Citizens say that FUD goons want the game to fail, but I genuinely want it to come out as designed because I want to see the fallout from the thousands of stupid decisions like this one. Currently they can explain everything away as "ALPHA!!!!" but when it's finally in a finished, working-as-intended game? There will be no denying how hosed it is. The goalposts can be moved. Then it will simply be "Its only tier 1, tier 2 will make it better. Its a game in development!" Its a far cry from the early days though, when CIG were taking their time to release a completely polished product, and not a buggy unfinished mess like other games, because CR is a perfectionist, yadda yadda. Some backers even these days still try and play the CR is a perfectionist card, which is hilarious to say the least when you look at what he is releasing. Unless it being a perfect mess counts.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:See, the Citizens say that FUD goons want the game to fail, but I genuinely want it to come out as designed because I want to see the fallout from the thousands of stupid decisions like this one. Currently they can explain everything away as "ALPHA!!!!" but when it's finally in a finished, working-as-intended game? There will be no denying how hosed it is. What is release anyway?
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/_JR_DF_/status/1110300264924409857 It's made from left over plywood and an old garage opener guys, it didn't cost much at all. On a completely unrelated note the JR Fabs has a pc desk for only $2500!
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The reward will actually be 200 faction rep points and cold weather clothing will cost 40.000 (or 150$) points, the cold weather clothing will only help you do this one mission a little bit faster and will have no other function.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:That is A) a colossal, pointless waste of backer money, and B) actually really cool. true! it IS a cool desk cant disagree.
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/_JR_DF_/status/1110300264924409857 I'm still laughing that these idiots are running plywood through a cnc for radius work and THEN adding gallons of bondo filler. Idiots.
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DapperDon posted:I'm still laughing that these idiots are running plywood through a cnc for radius work and THEN adding gallons of bondo filler. Idiots. You talking about construction methods or coding?
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Colostomy Bag posted:You talking about construction methods or coding? Both. The way that group has been cobbling together Star Citizen themed furniture by reaching across their elbow to finger their own assholes is just mind numbing and stupid. Do they not sell MDF or bendyply where they live? 
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DapperDon posted:Both. The way that group has been cobbling together Star Citizen themed furniture by reaching across their elbow to finger their own assholes is just mind numbing and stupid. Do they not sell MDF or bendyply where they live? Sounds like stuff only amateurs would use
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Daztek posted:Sounds like stuff only amateurs would use I know right?
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BoredGamer: Star Citizen - Should You Get a Subscription? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJaeUeKANf8 What a shill. I don't believe that the only kickback(s) he received was a new PC. There is just too much corporate agit-prop.
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DapperDon posted:Both. The way that group has been cobbling together Star Citizen themed furniture by reaching across their elbow to finger their own assholes is just mind numbing and stupid. Do they not sell MDF or bendyply where they live? It wouldn't surprise me if What Crobbers knew about "construction" is that MDF is "cheap" and so they shouldn't use it and insisted on plywood.
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wtf finally caught up after long hiatus and this scam is still going strong. reddit sub is BAU, obliterating anything that is outside of cult thinking and incel commando culture. 10 for the chairman, ( given the legal context then ), was the best thread title ever. loling as i type this. genious. devastated that crytek vs cig discovery findings, ( cc all IANALS in the thread ), will probably remain in the dark. unban derek. c'mon. ps: looking forward to wtfosaurus return, complete new setup / theme / decor with a massive raffle for rebel galaxy keys, posters and swag. Nellistos fucked around with this message at 00:17 on Aug 16, 2019 |
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DapperDon posted:I'm still laughing that these idiots are running plywood through a cnc for radius work and THEN adding gallons of bondo filler. Idiots. Clearly, you don't understand desk development
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I saw a lot of Star Citizen poo poo on ebay today and decided to check in here and ask what the state of things is. Are they actually getting those sold? Have the die-hards eroded away in the last couple of years?
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new phone who dis posted:I saw a lot of Star Citizen poo poo on ebay today and decided to check in here and ask what the state of things is. Are they actually getting those sold? Have the die-hards eroded away in the last couple of years? If you've ever played a fantasy RPG you've probably come across some kind of quest or other that takes place in ancient ruins populated with the ghosts of inhabitants long past, who don't know they're dead or what happened to them. They still go through the motions of life even though everything they thought they knew is long gone. Sometimes you can save one here or there, but predominantly if you try to explain their situation you just wind up getting attacked. Star Citizens are like that. Except in the prior example the ruins actually exist.
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I actually followed this thread for a long time so I know how deep the hole goes, I was just wondering if anything had happened in the last 2 years or so that was significant. I think the last time I was here an employee was dishing dirt and there was tickle porn.
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Strangler 42 posted:is he tweeting out fan fiction? Please don't bother him, he's busy playing Star Citizen Agony Aunt posted:Star Citizen: Imagine You are like little baby, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJJ9TcGxhNY
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