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Trump has a misshapen little baby shrimp dick. Epstein has a weird egg shaped domer. Elliot Rodgers? Itty bitty wriggler. See all these sickos got hosed up dicks man. Maybe Bezos isn't a pedophile because he's got a normal, perhaps even beautiful, penis?
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Speaking of podcast intros, what's the source of the 'What the gently caress is a brain scientist, I said that's not a real job' from the Grubstakers Epstein Part 2 ep?
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Aug 16, 2019 13:15
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Knitting Beetles posted:What do you think the shrieking from his cell was about it was probably epstein shrieking as the cia/mossad/mi6/mob assassin came in to strangle the life out of him
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Aug 16, 2019 13:15
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Knitting Beetles posted:What do you think the shrieking from his cell was about he was probably having an orgasm
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Aug 16, 2019 13:17
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I can only speculate, based on his lawyer's comments: "In terms of size, shape, direction, whatever the devious mind wants to concoct, the President is a normal man. There are no blemishes, there are no moles, there are no growths." That Bill Clinton has a blemished mole dick covered in strange Moloch like growths. Edit: reports that Clinton's cock is ravaged by Peyronie's disease Perry Mason Jar has issued a correction as of 13:20 on Aug 16, 2019 |
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Aug 16, 2019 13:18
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jackhunter64 posted:Speaking of podcast intros, what's the source of the 'What the gently caress is a brain scientist, I said that's not a real job' from the Grubstakers Epstein Part 2 ep? I think it's the audiobook version of that Filthy Rich book ghostwritten by James Patterson
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Aug 16, 2019 13:20
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just learned that billionaire mohamad al-fayed still insists that diana and his son were murdered by MI6 at the request of prince phillip lmao
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Aug 16, 2019 13:23
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MeatwadIsGod posted:I think it's the audiobook version of that Filthy Rich book ghostwritten by James Patterson merci beaucoup
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Aug 16, 2019 13:23
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A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:just learned that billionaire mohamad al-fayed still insists that diana and his son were murdered by MI6 at the request of prince phillip lmao It's a pretty good conspiracy theory to be honest. Word is she got knocked up and the Crown couldn't bear the thought of an mixed-Arab baby.
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Aug 16, 2019 13:27
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Knitting Beetles posted:What do you think the shrieking from his cell was about lost another loan to ditech
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Aug 16, 2019 13:34
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A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:just learned that billionaire mohamad al-fayed still insists that diana and his son were murdered by MI6 at the request of prince phillip lmao lmao also the Max Clifford video someone posted earlier outed al-fayed as a pedo just incase anyone thought we had a billionaire who didn't need guillotining.
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Aug 16, 2019 13:35
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Perry Mason Jar posted:It's a pretty good conspiracy theory to be honest. Word is she got knocked up and the Crown couldn't bear the thought of an mixed-Arab baby. why would Diana's baby still be of royal blood? does it count even after she's been divorced?
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Aug 16, 2019 13:36
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What were Corey Feldman's accusations of paedophilia in Hollywood about?
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Aug 16, 2019 13:38
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Perry Mason Jar posted:It's a pretty good conspiracy theory to be honest. Word is she got knocked up and the Crown couldn't bear the thought of an mixed-Arab baby. That could have been the limited hangout story they put out. Could be that she knew about the cabal and was going to squeal https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7349879/Princess-Diana-named-court-documents-relating-paedophile-Jeffrey-Epstein.html
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Aug 16, 2019 13:40
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Agent Penis posted:What were Corey Feldman's accusations of paedophilia in Hollywood about? iirc it was the same thing elijah wood said. that basically all child actors are victims of sexual abuse and its an open secret in the industry.
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Aug 16, 2019 13:40
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twoday posted:That could have been the limited hangout story they put out. Could be that she knew about the cabal and was going to squeal craaaaack piiiiiing
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Aug 16, 2019 13:41
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Aug 16, 2019 13:43
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Kitty billionaires wanted to satisfy kitten lust But they needed a patsy to be the one that they'd bust So they invent kitty Epstein to be the limited hangout Then accidentally murdered him while staging a breakout But now who can they hire to fly the kitten sex plane? Don't even worry they've still got kitty Ghislane It's kitty history, and it's just like ours!
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Aug 16, 2019 13:46
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A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:iirc it was the same thing elijah wood said. that basically all child actors are victims of sexual abuse and its an open secret in the industry. Why's he still alive then
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Aug 16, 2019 13:46
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idk it sounds likes he too afraid to name names this interview from 2016 is especially hosed up  https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/corey-feldman-elijah-wood-hollywood-897403
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Aug 16, 2019 13:54
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Welp, time for some fresh air
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Aug 16, 2019 13:55
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twoday posted:Why's he still alive then Because if someone is seen as sufficiently crazy enough, it doesn't matter what they say. It'll either not matter, or actively help cover up what you're doing. That's why they let his lovely band perform on the today show, to make him look delusional (which, regarding his musical talent, he is).
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Aug 16, 2019 13:55
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Siljmonster posted:Yeah wtf didn't know In n Out had gone so far East it's the source of that mysterious burger found in Brooklyn not too long ago
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Aug 16, 2019 14:00
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Trump has a misshapen little baby shrimp dick. Epstein has a weird egg shaped domer. Elliot Rodgers? Itty bitty wriggler. See all these sickos got hosed up dicks man. Maybe Bezos isn't a pedophile because he's got a normal, perhaps even beautiful, penis?
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Aug 16, 2019 14:00
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https://twitter.com/CNNRGLDN/status/1161852143688699904?s=19 (not real)
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Aug 16, 2019 14:02
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Trump has a misshapen little baby shrimp dick. Epstein has a weird egg shaped domer. Elliot Rodgers? Itty bitty wriggler. See all these sickos got hosed up dicks man. Maybe Bezos isn't a pedophile because he's got a normal, perhaps even beautiful, penis? Penile Phrenology
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Aug 16, 2019 14:14
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Trump has a misshapen little baby shrimp dick. Epstein has a weird egg shaped domer. Elliot Rodgers? Itty bitty wriggler. See all these sickos got hosed up dicks man. Maybe Bezos isn't a pedophile because he's got a normal, perhaps even beautiful, penis? clearly we need to develop some sort of medical intervention to normalise hosed up dicks to reduce the incidence of sickos. it's probably because having a hosed up dick creates a combination of sexual frustration and insecurity which when mixed with misogyny and sociopathy results in being a sicko. Willeh posted:Penile Phrenology it's a legitimate science!
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Aug 16, 2019 14:17
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I'll donate my normal but disappointing hog to someone after I die if it will help cure pedophilia
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Aug 16, 2019 14:19
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Knitting Beetles posted:What do you think the shrieking from his cell was about He was screaming out: "I acted alone, and I can't take it anymore so I'm taking my own life"
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Aug 16, 2019 14:20
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Aug 16, 2019 14:23
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My Epstein Brain is so bad I dreamed I uncovered a pedo ring in a school I was working at. Since it was a dream I was teaming up with a rockstar to do it.
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Aug 16, 2019 14:31
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successfully crack pinged my coworkers brain with a slow drip of epstein factoids, he's now reading all of those mintpress articles
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Aug 16, 2019 14:31
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MonsieurChoc posted:My Epstein Brain is so bad I dreamed I uncovered a pedo ring in a school I was working at. All I ever dream about is sucking my own dick but this time my dick was an egg?????
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Aug 16, 2019 14:32
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Jose posted:"A high speed car accident can do it too. I could be wrong, but that’s possible in a jail cell?" Officials reveal that Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide with a car in his cell on Sunday morning. When questioned how Mr Epstein was in possession of an automobile, prison officials said they were looking into some irregularities about how parking works at the facility.
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Aug 16, 2019 14:40
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Well folks, Epstein got ahold of his keys in jail, summoned his Tesla to his location and well, love car but Epstein killed himself with it.
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Aug 16, 2019 14:43
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So what he's saying is they broke Epstein out, hit him with a car, and put him back in?
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Aug 16, 2019 14:45
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The shrieks people heard was the tires squealing as the accelerator spun up when the Tesla camera saw Epstein dressed as a fire engine
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The perfect crime
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Perry Mason Jar posted:Trump has a misshapen little baby shrimp dick. Epstein has a weird egg shaped domer. Elliot Rodgers? Itty bitty wriggler. See all these sickos got hosed up dicks man. Maybe Bezos isn't a pedophile because he's got a normal, perhaps even beautiful, penis? Someone earlier said Bezos seems like more of a "hunt poor humans for sport" type than a secret pedo type and I think that tracks pretty well.
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