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Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"
"Doc?"
"There's no time Jeffrey, we have to go to 2007!"

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A Spherical Sponge
Nov 28, 2010
I saw this awful comic and now you guys have to, too.

https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/1162057280851890176

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

WampaLord posted:

Someone earlier said Bezos seems like more of a "hunt poor humans for sport" type than a secret pedo type and I think that tracks pretty well.

if he's truly of middle-middle class means, then the torturous environment of Amazon's middle to upper-level management tacks pretty cleanly to his idea of a revenge served flaming hot

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



There was the time drake kissed a fan on stage, then she said she was 17, so he kissed her again and groped her

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010



Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ziv Zulander posted:

There was the time drake kissed a fan on stage, then she said she was 17, so he kissed her again and groped her

he is actually grooming millie bobby brown

big boi
Jun 11, 2007


This is an exceedingly cursed image holy poo poo

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Knitting Beetles posted:

What do you think the shrieking from his cell was about

Oh you know

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Victory Position posted:

if he's truly of middle-middle class means, then the torturous environment of Amazon's middle to upper-level management tacks pretty cleanly to his idea of a revenge served flaming hot

one would think he'd do more to improve warehouse conditions if this was the case, I think he just has a bit of Sears CEO brain where he wants corporate to be a nightmare world where people constantly compete with each other instead of collaborating

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Oh btw Drake is a Pedophile

coathat
May 21, 2007

big boi posted:

This is an exceedingly cursed image holy poo poo

Guys we found bill’s account

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

A Spherical Sponge posted:

I saw this awful comic and now you guys have to, too.

https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/1162057280851890176

never expected a "hire more prison guards" take from bors

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


A Spherical Sponge posted:

I saw this awful comic and now you guys have to, too.

https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/1162057280851890176

Welp, somehow bors is part of the cabal

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

A Spherical Sponge posted:

I saw this awful comic and now you guys have to, too.

https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/1162057280851890176

Lmao he's blocking people for criticizing the final frame and also being a giant dick about it good job moron

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

You had that dream, huh

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Siljmonster posted:

Lmao he's blocking people for criticizing the final frame and also being a giant dick about it good job moron

some people never learned how to just take the L and move on

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
I like Bors a lot but he's super petty on twitter. I guess with the Nib funding running out he's gunning for that sweet psyop cash

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

I like Bors a lot but he's super petty on twitter. I guess with the Nib funding running out he's gunning for that sweet psyop cash

he's in the black book

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiwtDoxHT2Y

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Siljmonster posted:

Lmao he's blocking people for criticizing the final frame and also being a giant dick about it good job moron

goddamn loving liberals

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

no u see, jepstein's jail cell was the one spot on earth that had unusual inconsistencies with space-time. Think bermuda triangle, oregon vortex

physics could be haywire, epstein probably slept on the ceiling at one point and didn't even realize it. he was lucky he didn't just vanish

it was possible he was possessed and rode wet and hard by a demon and his neck had already been broken, and someone came in to exorcise him, hence the reports of shrieking.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

lol that the popular media portrays prison violence as exclusively between prisoners, rather than a concentrated extrajudicial killing system for politically troublesome prisoners

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

what the gently caress I thought Bors was good

A Spherical Sponge
Nov 28, 2010
lol. getting kind of absurd

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Ruffian Price posted:

what the gently caress I thought Bors was good

never trust a liberal

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

A Spherical Sponge posted:

I saw this awful comic and now you guys have to, too.

https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/1162057280851890176

https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1162064646360064000?s=19

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
the most dangerous liberals are the ones that trick you into thinking theyr good because they have decent comedic sensabilities

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

A Spherical Sponge posted:

lol. getting kind of absurd


what a huge surprise a site called fatherly.com is defending pedophilia

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

I wouldn’t say the hyoid bone is particularly well protected but it’s a very soft and squidgy cartilaginous type bone and it’s a weird thing to break without abrupt force

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Lastgirl posted:

physics could be haywire, epstein probably slept on the ceiling at one point and didn't even realize it. he was lucky he didn't just vanish

That reminds me of the surrealist anarchist prison cells of the Spanish Civil War

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/jan/27/spain.arts

quote:

Beds were placed at a 20 degree angle, making them near-impossible to sleep on, and the floors of the 6ft by 3ft cells was scattered with bricks and other geometric blocks to prevent prisoners from walking backwards and forwards, according to the account of Laurencic's trial.

The only option left to prisoners was staring at the walls, which were curved and covered with mind-altering patterns of cubes, squares, straight lines and spirals which utilised tricks of colour, perspective and scale to cause mental confusion and distress.

Lighting effects gave the impression that the dizzying patterns on the wall were moving.

A stone bench was similarly designed to send a prisoner sliding to the floor when he or she sat down, Mr Milicua said. Some cells were painted with tar so that they would warm up in the sun and produce asphyxiating heat.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
patriarchy.com

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

A Spherical Sponge posted:

lol. getting kind of absurd



yes, pedophiles who kidnap kids and "charter them"(traffic) allover the world, covering up and distorting the truth about it is indeed harmful~ to the kids :sparkles:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Somewhere on this forum a goon posted that epstien truthers will be the ones who believe the official story. This will absolutely be the case. That's a lol

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/jayrosen_nyu/status/1162369055292108800

lmao their "expert" for "uhhh actually the hyoid bone breaks all the time!" is Sanjay loving Gupta

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
guards are so over worked they gotta fall asleep 2 at a time. it’s an epidemic of pair sleeping lol

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
every non conspiracy theory is dumber than any of the conspiracy theories

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I was just thinking about about the multiple broken neck bones and remembered this guy's arms

https://twitter.com/darylgibson/status/1161738645369286656?s=19

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





I wanna see it

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
im a hyoid expert

its the membrane that partially covers epstein's neck so of course it'd be ruptured with considerable force from penetration

poetic justice really

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