Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





breaking the hyoid

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

gradenko_2000 posted:

lmao their "expert" for "uhhh actually the hyoid bone breaks all the time!" is Sanjay loving Gupta

lmao

A Spherical Sponge posted:

lol. getting kind of absurd



How is little Billy gonna grow up to be a good & God fearing American when he knows rich people could pay to have you murdered in prison, if they wanted?

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Willeh posted:

Penile Phrenology

Has anybody said "frenumology" yet?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

lmao


How is little Billy gonna grow up to be a good & God fearing American when he knows rich people could pay to have you murdered in prison, if they wanted?

pfft, little billy will be fine and go into finance and become a pedo once he gets in good with a bunch of ivy leaguers who corrupt him and show him the veil

its sally who gets kidnapped and disappears into a wealthy pedophile's island, or maria who gets separated from her family at the US-Mexico border by the United government, who does state sanctioned kidnappings and sends them to a foster home where they're sexually abused too

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

A Spherical Sponge posted:

lol. getting kind of absurd



this, but the Santa myth

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Lastgirl posted:

pfft, little billy will be fine and go into finance and become a pedo once he gets in good with a bunch of ivy leaguers who corrupt him and show him the veil

its sally who gets kidnapped and disappears into a wealthy pedophile's island, or maria who gets separated from her family at the US-Mexico border by the United government, who does state sanctioned kidnappings and sends them to a foster home where they're sexually abused too

You forgot that little Billy gets raped in the trailer at the shoot.

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

WampaLord posted:

this, but the Santa myth

telling other parents that you arent going to raise your kids to believe in santa loving OWNS

they'd probably have a more restrained reaction if you talked about physical punishment lmao

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

You forgot that little Billy gets raped in the trailer at the shoot.

people who insist capitalism is still good after showing the extremes of its exploitative nature and power dynamic dysfunction should probably suffer a fate worse than death

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





A Spherical Sponge posted:

lol. getting kind of absurd



countdown to "if you had this man's life you would have been too!"

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

If I started only watching anime it would objectively be more ethical than watching tv or movies, because cartoon characters can't be raped.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1162375243777937408

Serf
May 5, 2011


my favorite thing is seeing armchair experts frantically googling papers on the hyoid bone to prove that it being broken is totally normal

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
Lmao Bors is really eating poo poo in the replies.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


Flat Daddy posted:

guards are so over worked they gotta fall asleep 2 at a time. it’s an epidemic of pair sleeping lol

I’ve got a night shift coworker who did that once. her and the other gal both lied down down on the floor and fell asleep for about an hour

Epstein was murdered and everything, but yeah people get tired when you’re working graveyard

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Serf posted:

my favorite thing is seeing armchair experts frantically googling papers on the hyoid bone to prove that it being broken is totally normal

From the WaPo article itself:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...af08_story.html





so it's not like they didn't also throw in mitigating commentary

Serf
May 5, 2011


gradenko_2000 posted:

From the WaPo article itself:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...af08_story.html





so it's not like they didn't also throw in mitigating commentary

imo the hyoid bone thing is just another flaw in the story, overshadowed by the fact that the sheets can't support weight

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
epstein's hyoid was calcified idiots, you'd have to heel stomp his neck like the elevator scene in Drive to even fracture it let alone break it~

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

A good way to describe the anatomy of the hyoid bone is to imagine a high value prisoner wrapped up inside a maximum security prison, it's extremely unlikely that

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Serf posted:

imo the hyoid bone thing is just another flaw in the story, overshadowed by the fact that the sheets can't support weight

Or how one can hang himself in a room designed to prevent that.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
someone with a healthy diet like epstein has big boy strong bones with multivitamins because rich people get the best food

can u even link those hyoid breaks in suicidal hangings by calcium deficiencies and poor diet?~

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Willing to bet all the guys who broke their hyoids while hanging themselves also had a drop to hang from, which Epstein didn't have.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Nothus posted:

Lmao Bors is really eating poo poo in the replies.

He deserves it he's usually way better than this

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

also hanging has built in connotations of an abrupt and violent fall, even the ops are saying it was a slow choke. a nice slow choke. no way it broke the hyoid. the choke was slow, sensual.

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


lul you idiots. you morons. when a man cumms the whiteness comes from the calcium of the bones being shot out(to make the babby sstrong) and so when a man cums as much as epstein did his bones become fragile and weak, like a child born through IVF

Serf
May 5, 2011


Nothus posted:

Or how one can hang himself in a room designed to prevent that.

unimportant. what you must understand is that there is absolutely nothing to see here. just another billionaire pedophile with connections to powerful people all over the world who sadly died due to america's deplorable prison system

Perry Mason Jar
Feb 24, 2006

"Della? Take a lid"

gradenko_2000 posted:

From the WaPo article itself:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...af08_story.html





so it's not like they didn't also throw in mitigating commentary

The key thing to remember is he didn't hang himself, the official story we have is that he didn't hang himself.

efb beaten so hard my egg shaped dick is scrambled

Perry Mason Jar has issued a correction as of 16:25 on Aug 16, 2019

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

ive bust a few hyoids in my time if you know waht i mean

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/benFranklin2018/status/1162321452860919809?s=19

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TeenageArchipelago posted:

lul you idiots. you morons. when a man cumms the whiteness comes from the calcium of the bones being shot out(to make the babby sstrong) and so when a man cums as much as epstein did his bones become fragile and weak, like a child born through IVF

huh tahts crazy i thought we were shooting out a million tiny little eggs

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/1162384975964123136?s=20

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Here's another new character

https://twitter.com/sporkette/status/1162385736672436224?s=19

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

https://twitter.com/ImJoseee/status/1162385826522771456?s=19

ffffuuuck

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
Definitely check out Whitney Webb's ongoing reports on this. Seems like she's the only reporter looking into the intelligence and mafia connections that have gone back generations and link most of the major figures implicated in all this

https://www.mintpressnews.com/shocking-origins-jeffrey-epstein-blackmail-roy-cohn/260621/

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008




quote:

Six suspects have been arrested, including a former government minister, Alain Van der Biest, who was a Socialist Party associate of Mr. Cools and a fellow Freemason. The police also recovered the murder weapon from a canal after one of the suspects told them where to look.

Ok, all freemasons and mafioso are pedophiles. Fuckin kill em all

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

WampaLord posted:

He deserves it he's usually way better than this

It's a neat little trap they've made for people like Bors whose lives depend on social media engagement, the whole "prison injustice" angle is nice and woke and lets you bandwagon on a good leftish cause. Meanwhile the other option looks like it'll tarnish your brand by associating you with conspiracy theorists, stereotypically the realm of hateful right-wing cranks.

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Probably it's something like Ghislaine Maxwell was the handler and Epstein was the asset. they bankrolled him and then used his finances to launder money. they enabled his sick sexual compulsions to get dirt on a lot of high powered people. Epstein was the face and front guy on this and thus also the fall guy as well, but still protected to a large extent due to being a major asset/accomplice.

after his bust in the 2000s they gave Maxwell a cushy retirement, and even after Epstein's re-arrest for some reason they never have raided Maxwell's residence despite her well-known heavy involvement in recruiting, even though she's been residing in the US all this time, earlier in Boston and now popping up in CA. Problem for epstein is he doesnt have the connections on the intelligence side but did have the dirt on a lot of powerful people, so when he got arrested again and very overexposed a former pal with too much to lose or just intelligence themselves knocked him off. this inspired ghislaine to send a message to make sure she has her own protection locked down.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

lol I post that whenever I get the opportunity

Freelancefogy
Mar 31, 2010

Oh my god who cares about his stupid hyoid bone thingy?!

Why was he allowed to even commit suicide? How did he do it exactly? Did he get special silk sheet custom made for pedophiles?

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Sleekly posted:

CRACK her reading that book and writing that review and then being sure to be photographed with a copy of it is def a message to someone

the review was probably a quieter sort of warning but obviously no one picked up on it so she arranged for the photo with the hardcopy PING
the review is obviously fake, someone on the internet changing their amazon name lmao

Fast Luck has issued a correction as of 16:40 on Aug 16, 2019

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

a second Brit has hit the hyoid

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply