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Johnny Aztec posted:You take a gun, you take an onion  Looks like you used a bit too much gun there.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Random note, it looks like Picard's likely to be embarassed by a Captain Picard Day from grown-up Enterprise kids, I do wonder which Star Trek characters are best with kids. Picard is obviously awkward around them, the Sisko is a great dad, Worf is a terrible dad, Quark strikes me as a bit of a cool uncle type you could probably trust them with for the weekend, though you wouldn't trust him with their pocket money. Lwaxana is everybody's cool aunt. Kira strikes me as someone who's decent around kids if not entirely the maternal type, and will absolutely murder anyone who threatens them. Riker is a cool uncle but you wouldn't really trust him with your newly-18 daughter
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EvilTaytoMan posted:
I always loved how bad that gun prop looked.
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Baronjutter posted:I always loved how bad that gun prop looked. Trek has a weird history with weapon props. There's the bit where Kira is doing the M16-to-AK47 speech demonstrating the Federation phase rifle and the battery falls out of the prop halfway through. Still love that Klingon disruptor pistols are basically space flintlocks.
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EvilTaytoMan posted:
i never understood why the gently caress she has a carbine and not just a handheld she gonna dome someone with that thing? oh poo poo thats exactly why. lmao guinan rules
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Aug 14, 2019 18:14
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FuhrerHat posted:i never understood why the gently caress she has a carbine and not just a handheld Doesn't poo poo like this come up a few times to where it def looks like the federation has some pretty loose gun laws
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shovelbum posted:Doesn't poo poo like this come up a few times to where it def looks like the federation has some pretty loose gun laws A phaser isn't a "gun" !!!! It's a sophisticated multi-functional tool!!!!
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Aug 14, 2019 18:29
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Every time a Fed comes to tell her she cant have a gun, she helps them resolve their deepest insecurity and leave the ship, forgetting about the gun
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Baronjutter posted:A phaser isn't a "gun" !!!! It's a sophisticated multi-functional tool!!!! This is actually true though. Disruptors are much much more prominent in the universe outside of the federation because they're conceptually simpler, the federation invested in phaser tech for it's multitool purpose
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Danaru posted:Every time a Fed comes to tell her she cant have a gun, she helps them resolve their deepest insecurity and leave the ship, forgetting about the gun Either that or she vaporizes them. I like to think that she uses the tool for the occaision.
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shovelbum posted:Doesn't poo poo like this come up a few times to where it def looks like the federation has some pretty loose gun laws A gay communist space utopia doesn't need gun laws because there aren't any reasons to commit a crime.
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Aug 14, 2019 19:04
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LURSA DIED. RIP Klingon lady. You lived with HONOR!
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B'ETOR LIED, LURSA DIED e: oh you meant in real life RIP you shinging star 
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Today was a good day to die, apparently.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:All the good engineers are out making passion projects, they have infinite space and resources. Nobody is going to buckle down to the routine of Utopia Planitia unless they're a loving loser with no imagination. Seriously, without the economic reason why wouldn't all the genius weirdos just be out in some unnamed uninhabited solar system on the Federation side of the Romulan/Cardassian/Klingon border building weird poo poo for the fun of it? because in the 23rd century, history still remembers the horror of completely unmoderated minecraft server 2b2t.net
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alexandriao posted:Riker is a cool uncle but you wouldn't really trust him with your newly-18 daughter I mean, he wouldn't Neelix her, anything that happened would be all consensual and stuff, but...
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Aug 14, 2019 22:04
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* walks up to replicator * "Gun, earl grey, hot."
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alexandriao posted:This is actually true though. Disruptors are much much more prominent in the universe outside of the federation because they're conceptually simpler, the federation invested in phaser tech for it's multitool purpose Yeah they had pretty good restrictions on that transporter gun that shoots through walls. Not perfect, but pretty good.
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shovelbum posted:Doesn't poo poo like this come up a few times to where it def looks like the federation has some pretty loose gun laws
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I enjoy all the grey super thin plastic lunch pails attached to the walls that contain phasers. Like yeah they make a boop noise indicating they’re probably locked but there’s no way one solid tug wouldn’t free the guns from their prison
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Gutcruncher posted:I enjoy all the grey super thin plastic lunch pails attached to the walls that contain phasers. Like yeah they make a boop noise indicating they’re probably locked but there’s no way one solid tug wouldn’t free the guns from their prison Yeah, they were literally Rubbermaid container lids.
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FuhrerHat posted:i never understood why the gently caress she has a carbine and not just a handheld It's a barman's shotgun; It needs presence to make a point to a bunch of drunken assholes in the middle of a fight and make a big loud noise when it goes off.
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Sounds about right.
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lmbo
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My friend co-wrote a thing https://twitter.com/StarTrek/status/1162082398986625024?s=19
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Neddy Seagoon posted:It's a barman's shotgun; It needs presence to make a point to a bunch of drunken assholes in the middle of a fight and make a big loud noise when it goes off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu2I35ReZ5A
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Aug 15, 2019 21:51
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 The Broken Link dilemma
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mango sentinel posted:My friend co-wrote a thing Gene was a goddamn weirdo but kinda seems like he had his heart in the right place most of the time. I suppose it takes weirdos to do so decades before it becomes acceptable. Worf as a trans metaphor is surprising to me, but y'know what, I can see it. The dude's whole arc is trying to come to terms with contradictory ideals of morality and masculinity in a way that doesn't outright threaten the people he cares about. Ghost Leviathan fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Aug 16, 2019 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:It's a barman's shotgun; It needs presence to make a point to a bunch of drunken assholes in the middle of a fight and make a big loud noise when it goes off. Yeah like if a Phaser can vapourize a 43m³ size square on a mid-range setting (From memory? Might be wrong, I don't remember the tech manual's list v well), that gun could probably blast a fair-sized hole in the hull (esp since I don't think there's shielding from the inside?? Would be cool to see it happen I guess)
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alexandriao posted:Yeah like if even the tiny pissy palm-sized Phasers can vapourize a 43m³ size square on a mid-range setting (From memory? Might be wrong, I don't remember the tech manual's list v well), that gun could probably blast a fair-sized hole in the hull (esp since I don't think there's shielding from the inside?? Would be cool to see it happen I guess)
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Data: Captain, a weapon has been discharged in Ten Forward. Hull breach. Emergency shields have activated. Four casualties. Captain Picard(browsing Twitter in his chair): You hate to see it!
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*cbs execs frantically making notes* people wanna see picard shoot a hole int he enterprise with guinan's rifle huh
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AlBorlantern Corps posted:Data: Captain, a weapon has been discharged in Ten Forward. Hull breach. Emergency shields have activated. Four casualties. That's just a particularly rowdy Saturday night.
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Is Bashir a changeling by the time he asks The Cheif if "he looked" when he helped Kira out of the bath? Or is that all Julian.
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changeling unless you can innately do it with your bio-brain
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FuhrerHat posted:*cbs execs frantically making notes* Opening of the first episode, we fade in to see Picard, sitting in a lawn chair with a beer, casually "plinking" with a phaser at something offscreen. Pull back to reveal the crashed Enterprise-D saucer section. Picard is shooting out the windows, one by one. Picard's dog comes up to him and receives a friendly head scritch. Fade out to opening credits.
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object-a posted:no, not really Speak for yourself
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