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quote:To anybody who likes exploring abandoned/rundown places, what was the scariest thing that has ever happened to you on your adventures? (self.askreddit) quote:Finding ~150 barrels of toxic waste illegally dumped in the Packard Plant in Detroit. quote:That was your penance for disturbing the ol' factory.
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Kanine posted:lmao as if my corpse is even going to be intact enough to be used for science after im done with it I carry a donercard ironically.
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Aug 16, 2019 11:49
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Fumble posted:I carry a donercard ironically. Do you get a free doner with every tenth purchase?
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Aug 16, 2019 12:15
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I'm going out like D. B. Cooper. With a sack of cash and a harebrained scheme.
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Aug 16, 2019 14:18
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The Packard Plant could have been on fire at the time, which probably contributed.
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Aug 16, 2019 15:14
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Aug 16, 2019 15:59
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Wait, does that ladder slide out?
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Aug 16, 2019 16:01
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Platystemon posted:ol' factory  
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Aug 16, 2019 16:19
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Glagha posted:Wait, does that ladder slide out? Looks like it. Have a lock on the wall that secures the ladder and it provides some level of access control too.
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Aug 16, 2019 16:41
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Aug 16, 2019 17:29
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I'm in awe of your pun mastery.
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Aug 16, 2019 17:40
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Craptacular posted:Looks like it. Have a lock on the wall that secures the ladder and it provides some level of access control too. So if you're stuck on the roof and the building is on fire you need some kind person to go fetch the keys before you can get down? Or would you only be on the roof if you'd climbed up that ladder to start?
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Aug 16, 2019 17:48
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Yeah that's not a fire escape, it's a maintenance access ladder.
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Aug 16, 2019 17:52
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Have some Finnish truckfuckling accident involving a boom lift. The lift was being loaded on the truck when the truck started rolling downhill, with the operator in the lift's basket. He jumped down onto the asphalt from 1 metre and wasn't badly hurt. The lamp post and tree that got on the truck's way got hurt more, though, before it jack knifed.  Could have been a lot worse. Nenonen fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Aug 16, 2019 |
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Aug 16, 2019 18:01
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Perkele!
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Aug 16, 2019 18:19
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"scaffolding"
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Aug 16, 2019 20:16
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Bring the bamboo back plz
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Aug 16, 2019 20:40
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PostNouveau posted:"scaffolding" I'm the middle ladder that appears to be leaning against nothing.
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Aug 16, 2019 20:46
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When I die, my life insurance money is going to be used to buy gold bars and I will be buried with them.
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Aug 16, 2019 20:48
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Nenonen posted:Finnish truckfuckling Looks like that truck Finnished, alright
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Aug 16, 2019 20:54
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Icon Of Sin posted:Looks like that truck Finnished, alright Boo I chuckled
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Aug 16, 2019 22:08
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PostNouveau posted:"scaffolding" I certainly expect it to fold.
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Aug 16, 2019 22:16
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PainterofCrap posted:I'm going the medical donation route, to the university hospital that performed my life-saving surgery. Is her first husband living off of all the donated organs?
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Aug 16, 2019 22:29
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wesleywillis posted:When I die, my life insurance money is going to be used to buy gold bars and I will be buried with them. Sure Grampa, we'll bury the gold bars with you as far as you'll ever know
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Aug 16, 2019 22:41
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wesleywillis posted:When I die, my life insurance money is going to be used to buy gold bars and I will be buried with them. Are you expecting to get shot to death by four colorful bounty hunting cowboys?
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goatsestretchgoals posted:no matter how bad you gently caress up as a mortuary, if you dont have a frankenstein corpse attached to your wall and/or a bucket of genitalia, you're not the worst mortuary ever Eat a bucket of dicks.
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Aug 16, 2019 23:01
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Mortuary Aunt posted:Eat a bucket of dicks.
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Aug 16, 2019 23:26
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I would like my remains to be spread around Walt Disney World. I also don't want to be cremated.
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Aug 17, 2019 02:16
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Zipperelli. posted:I would like my remains to be spread around Walt Disney World. How do you feel about sky burial?
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Aug 17, 2019 02:33
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I'll be honest, that doesn't quite live up to the exciting airborne possibility I imagined.
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Aug 17, 2019 02:35
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I was expecting “launched to space and getting cremated by the fires of reentry” which is probably about the most  way to dispose of your corpse.
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Aug 17, 2019 02:39
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wdarkk posted:How do you feel about sky burial? I dont want me corpse to be eaten by birds, I want to terrify children
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Aug 17, 2019 03:06
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Zipperelli. posted:I dont want me corpse to be eaten by birds, I want to terrify children Why wait until death, when you can go to clown school now?
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Aug 17, 2019 03:15
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Icon Of Sin posted:I was expecting “launched to space and getting cremated by the fires of reentry” which is probably about the most Sounds a bit like a Viking funeral?
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Aug 17, 2019 03:16
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I want the literal least amount of resources spent on my burial as possible. Row me out into the middle of the bay and push my naked meatsack overboard for the fish to eat.
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Aug 17, 2019 03:31
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PostNouveau posted:"scaffolding" Quit being such a pussy. Hand me that bundle of shakes you loving little girl. Gimme the gun......
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Aug 17, 2019 03:32
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Memento posted:I want the literal least amount of resources spent on my burial as possible. Row me out into the middle of the bay and push my naked meatsack overboard for the fish to eat. Just leave me in a front yard
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Aug 17, 2019 03:59
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I just want to die in my sleep, peacefully. Not screaming, like everyone else in the car (before we go over the cliff).
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No one's mentioned it yet, so I will. Cremation isn't very good for the environment, and unless you're OK with giving nature a gently caress you as your last possible act, there's always Aquamation! Instead of burning your fat ugly sack of meat, stick it in a pressure cooker full of lye! It takes about 6 hours and turns you into an alkaline green-brown liquid with bones so brittle they can be crushed by hand. The liquid can then just be flushed into the sewer system, or you could use it as fertilizer. Uses about a quarter of the energy of a cremation. It's not legal everywhere, though. There are an increasing number of companies that offer it as an alternative to pet cremation.
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