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Elon Musk: Well ummm this uhhhh interesting but my company, uh Neuralink has just the tech to work on this case which has been quite the tough egg hehe to uh crack hehe. Now if you just deliver his brain to me I think we can get this all uh figured out.
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comedyblissoption posted:also nobody but you have been assuming the assassin must have come outside the prison. this thread has rampantly speculated on the cops and a swole rear end corrupt cop prisoner lol yeah i pretty much assumed it was another inmate with the COs being paid to look the other way and assist in covering it up. probably got a heck of a bargain on it too.
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Dr. Killjoy posted:Elon Musk: Well ummm this uhhhh interesting but my company, uh Neuralink has just the tech to work on this case which has been quite the tough egg hehe to uh crack hehe. Now if you just deliver his brain to me I think we can get this all uh figured out.
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comedyblissoption posted:also nobody but you have been assuming the assassin must have come outside the prison. this thread has rampantly speculated on the cops and a swole rear end corrupt cop prisoner lol Or the guard who wasn't even a guard
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Is the only detail we have about the strangulation the hyoid bone? Apparently the other way to tell a strangulation from a hanging is that the break line / marks in a strangulation will be a circle around the neck, but a hanging will have a looping line that curls upward
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:Is the only detail we have about the strangulation the hyoid bone? But there's no way anyone but Top Men do the autopsy
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nyt notification just said the medical examiner ruled his death a suicide BULLSHIT!!
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im glad thats settled and the pedo cabal that worships an elder pagan god is finally defeated and we can all go back to work comfortably
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the dude who was still having young girls brought to him as part of his "legal team" in prison def killed himself
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Elon Musk: Well uh that didn’t go quite right. Apparently Jeffery’s brain turned to mush. Um reports that his brain actually hacked our systems and uh uploaded itself to the Internet hehe to prey on children forever are lies from the uh shortsellers trying to tar ummm my companies. I want to repeat, Jeff’s brain turned to mush in uh during transport, uh this happens all the time, FedEx and union labor what can you do.
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dirt rag new york times posted:Guards on their morning rounds found Mr. Epstein at about 6:30 a.m. on Saturday, prison officials said. He appeared to have tied a bedsheet to the top of a set of bunk beds, then knelt toward the floor with enough force that he broke several bones in his neck, officials said.
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Al! posted:the dude who was still having young girls brought to him as part of his "legal team" in prison def killed himself what’s the source on this one?
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Flat Daddy posted:what’s the source on this one? forbes https://www.forbes.com/sites/richardbehar/2019/08/15/jeffrey-epstein-spent-time-alone-with-young-female-prison-visitor/#1373f9c8185b
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ikanreed posted:But there's no way anyone but Top Men do the autopsy in chud states the coroner is usually an elected position lmao but I don't know about new york
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it's beyond shameless at this point, remember when they used to go the extra mile in a cover up. now they're like gently caress it let the new york times handle the hogs i need to go gently caress some kids for moloch.
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quote:Guards on their morning rounds found Mr. Epstein at about 6:30 a.m. on Saturday, prison officials said. He appeared to have tied a bedsheet to the top of a set of bunk beds, then knelt toward the floor with enough force that he broke several bones in his neck, officials said. COME ON!!!!!!!!
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this is closer to the wire than even i could have imagined
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:Is the only detail we have about the strangulation the hyoid bone? https://beta.washingtonpost.com/pol...l?noredirect=on quote:An autopsy found that financier Jeffrey Epstein suffered multiple breaks in his neck bones, according to two people familiar with the findings, deepening the mystery about the circumstances around his death.
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yeah has someone given the medical explanation for why the hyoid shouldn't have been broken yet cause i can if no one has
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ArmZ posted:in chud states the coroner is usually an elected position lmao but I don't know about new york I remember there was a big controversy because the state coroner of Mississippi was proved to have lied in his autopsy reports just so the state could secure convictions.
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Aug 16, 2019 21:39
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whomst amongst us hasn't knelt forward with enough force to break several bones
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Has anyone reported on the sheets used in the SHU and how they're supposedly designed specifically to prevent suicide by hanging?
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:Is the only detail we have about the strangulation the hyoid bone? lmaooo not if you’re the media and you claim that epstein didn’t hang himself *vertically*, he “pitched himself forward” conveniently making ligature marks shaped just like agent 47 garrotted him
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laugh all you want but i know for a fact epstein is a practitioner of the martial art of powerkneeling
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no one has answered why epstein had a bed bunk anchor or sheets strong enough that he could use to break his own neck bones after an alleged suicide attempt, especially when the mcc inmate said they don't give you sheets strong enough to do that lol @ the washington post and forbes printing articles contradicting the official narratives and making it more problematic while other news outlets are jumping up and down and screaming the wapo is making the coverup harder
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Al! posted:laugh all you want but i know for a fact epstein is a practitioner of the martial art of powerkneeling he trained in high gravity for kneeling levels over 9000
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comedyblissoption posted:the washington post claimed multiple neck bones were broken in addition to the hyoid Yeah I've got a family member who reviews suicide deaths professionally and she's been doing it for years and she's never seen a bone fracture in a suicide hanging, you only get them when there's a significant drop and this ain't that
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only the dumbest of dinguses could believe this poo poo. goddamn.
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a 30 minute dbz style fight scene of someone hanging themselves
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Karl Barks posted:whomst amongst us hasn't knelt forward with enough force to break several bones they had decades to pre-viz this poo poo and they couldn’t even think up believable physics
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Aug 16, 2019 21:46
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pictured: epstein getting his neck swole enough to shatter his hyoid at a moment's notice to be capable of shuffling off this mortal coil and escape justice on his own terms
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:Yeah I've got a family member who reviews suicide deaths professionally and she's been doing it for years and she's never seen a bone fracture in a suicide hanging, you only get them when there's a significant drop and this ain't that
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comedyblissoption posted:pictured: epstein getting his neck swole enough to shatter his hyoid at a moment's notice to be capable of shuffling off this mortal coil and escape justice on his own terms loving all those kids is what gave him the thigh strength to kneel with such bone-shattering force imo
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Case closed, goldmine I'd like to dedicate this thread to suicide awareness hahahahhaha ha hahhahahaha
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