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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Lex Luther eats lead so superman can not see hin.

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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Telling people you can see through stuff is just a bad idea in general.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Lobok posted:

Telling people you can see through stuff is just a bad idea in general.

If he were actually Supersmart, he wouldn't ever appear publicly. Just do heroics at Flash-speed where nobody even knows he exists.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


prefect posted:

If he were actually Supersmart, he wouldn't ever appear publicly. Just do heroics at Flash-speed where nobody even knows he exists.

There's a good Elseworlds where he does that. The Justice League uses the invisible jet tech to fight crime in the shadows and send criminals into the Phantom Zone with no due process. They end up being opposed and exposed by FBI agent Bruce Wayne (obsessed with the mystery of how his parents' killer simply vanished off the grid without a trace) and tabloid reporter Lois Lane.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

prefect posted:

If he were actually Supersmart, he wouldn't ever appear publicly. Just do heroics at Flash-speed where nobody even knows he exists.

Wasn't that how he operated in Secret Identity?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Yeah I can see it now, he'd be some kind of Red Blue Blur

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Lobok posted:

Telling people you can see through stuff is just a bad idea in general.

I can see through glass, nitrogen, and oxygen.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Random Stranger posted:

I can see through glass, nitrogen, and oxygen.

...and now I'll use this information to destroy you. Bad idea, like I said.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
It’s why the best superhero is daredevil.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Golden Bee posted:

It’s why the best superhero is daredevil.

He sees through lies.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


You’d think it come up more often how hard it is to convey information to a blind super hero. How does he know what street he’s on? You can’t show DD pictures or give him a description of what the guy looks like.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

He's lived in Hell's Kitchen all his life and was walking around the city when he got blinded.

Also braille maps, which Daredevil has, because Matt Murdock owned the world's largest braille library in his lawyer firm

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Also, actual blind people without super powers are able to figure out what street they're on and get around town.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Sinners Sandwich posted:

He's lived in Hell's Kitchen all his life and was walking around the city when he got blinded.

Also braille maps, which Daredevil has, because Matt Murdock owned the world's largest braille library in his lawyer firm

I'm sure he has fully-fleshed out 3d maps of New York and San Francisco in his big lawyer brain. He's no dummy.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I really enjoy how he not only has a sight on his Billy club/walking stick/ rifle, that is completely only there for show, but he has the time to deploy it against a homing missile.

Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

"Electronic stimulator?"

Reed knows his priorities, I guess.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




prefect posted:

Just do heroics at Flash-speed where nobody even knows he exists.

That is exactly what the Flash does in Kingdom Come:

CityMidnightJunky
May 11, 2013

by Smythe

Alhazred posted:

That is exactly what the Flash does in Kingdom Come:


That's some good poo poo.

DC's strength, and it's difference from Marvel, has always been how mythical it's characters are. They're gods, and the marvel heroes are people. I wish the movies leaned more into that.

Unmature
May 9, 2008

CityMidnightJunky posted:

That's some good poo poo.

DC's strength, and it's difference from Marvel, has always been how mythical it's characters are. They're gods, and the marvel heroes are people. I wish the movies leaned more into that.



Fakeedit: I guess this is hotlinked from Breitbart

Claytor
Dec 5, 2011
What is the longest stretch of Good Teen Titans? I've only read a couple of issues of the Wolfman run and heard that it achieved some mythical level of quality, but I recently learned that Danny Chase was somehow part of the cast for four and a half years.

CityMidnightJunky
May 11, 2013

by Smythe

Unmature posted:



Fakeedit: I guess this is hotlinked from Breitbart


I never want to see Jesus imagery in a film ever again. It's so loving lazy.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

CityMidnightJunky posted:

I never want to see Jesus imagery in a film ever again. It's so loving lazy.

What if it's a movie about Jesus?

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice

Rhyno posted:

What if it's a movie about Jesus?

Then it better employ a whole lot of Superman imagery.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Phylodox posted:

Then it better employ a whole lot of Superman imagery.

Seems fair.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

CityMidnightJunky posted:

I never want to see Jesus imagery in a film ever again. It's so loving lazy.

That's just a T-pose from where the animation glitched out.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Gavok posted:

There was also a What If where it turned out that Cap was helping Wanda when Disassembled happened. When the heroes went after them, it was decided that Cyclops was the only one who could match Cap in terms of tactics.

I was all excited for that story beat but then Scott got chumped by Evil Cap pretty hard IIRC

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Phylodox posted:

Then it better employ a whole lot of Superman imagery.

Flipping tables in the temple
Moving the boulder from his cave mausoleum
Walking on Water

These seem like superman level feats

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012


CzarChasm posted:

Flipping tables in the temple
Moving the boulder from his cave mausoleum
Walking on Water

These seem like superman level feats

Jesus was well known for his super ventriloquism and for shooting tiny Jesuses (Jesi?) out of his fingertips.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



CzarChasm posted:

Flipping tables in the temple
Moving the boulder from his cave mausoleum
Walking on Water

These seem like superman level feats

World's Finest #165 had Superman and Batman time travel to biblical times where they had to replicate Jesus's feats because he got food poisoning from some bad figs.

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012


Random Stranger posted:

World's Finest #165 had Superman and Batman time travel to biblical times where they had to replicate Jesus's feats because he got food poisoning from some bad figs.

It says a lot about comics that I have no idea if this is a joke or not.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Random Stranger posted:

World's Finest #165 had Superman and Batman time travel to biblical times where they had to replicate Jesus's feats because he got food poisoning from some bad figs.

That's better than Plastic Man got when he had to murder Abraham Lincoln.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Alhazred posted:

That is exactly what the Flash does in Kingdom Come:


(sigh) Wally...

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Kingdom Come makes it where you can’t immediately tell who Green Lantern and Flash are.

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST

Mister Mind posted:

(sigh) Wally...

That's...not Jay?

I should sit down with Kingdom Come one day.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


SonicRulez posted:

That's...not Jay?

I should sit down with Kingdom Come one day.

It is Wally, but they make it ambiguous unless you read the back matter.

Read Kingdom Come. It’s some top tier stuff.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
But don't read the Kingdom as it really suffers from not having Ross on board.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Rhyno posted:

But don't read the Kingdom as it really suffers from not having Ross on board.

What the gently caress is even the point of a Kingdom Come sequel without Ross? Almost all the time I'm more willing to read a comic with good writing and bad art than a comic with bad writing and good art but that one is a hard no.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Skwirl posted:

What the gently caress is even the point of a Kingdom Come sequel without Ross? Almost all the time I'm more willing to read a comic with good writing and bad art than a comic with bad writing and good art but that one is a hard no.

The point was money, obviously.

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
If you can find the Comicology KC companion it's absolutely worth checking out. Ross had a better vision for a sequel but he and Waid had a falling out and he left the project. Some of those ideas made it into John's JSA run years later.

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