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Heather Papps: hello friend

Goons Are Great posted:

Wait is that the underlying Meta discussion going on in your sex thread??

i think it is funny that every living thing fucks, but then somehow people take pride in the fact that they gently caress and dudebros talk about this poo poo in such a strange way that discussing biologyfacts in the same tenor is doubly funny to me.

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# ? Aug 15, 2019 14:34

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# ? May 24, 2024 05:52

Goons Are Gifts

Everyone should be proud about having sex, it's achieving a very important goal in life and you are rewarded with insane feelings and chemicals for doing so, too, it's win win for both you and your biology and hopefully also for your partnership

# ? Aug 15, 2019 15:33

Goons Are Gifts

That depends on your kinks actually

# ? Aug 15, 2019 15:33

Heather Papps: hello friend

Goons Are Great posted:

Everyone should be proud about having sex, it's achieving a very important goal in life and you are rewarded with insane feelings and chemicals for doing so, too, it's win win for both you and your biology and hopefully also for your partnership

i had sex today

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# ? Aug 15, 2019 15:36

Goons Are Gifts

You absolute madman

# ? Aug 15, 2019 15:50

nut

every living thing do not gently caress i for one bud and sometimes spore

# ? Aug 15, 2019 15:54

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

Everyone should be proud about doing drugs, it's achieving a very important goal in life and you are rewarded with insane feelings and chemicals for doing so, too, it's win win for both you and your biology and hopefully also for your partnership

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# ? Aug 15, 2019 16:41

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

# ? Aug 15, 2019 17:31

Harold Fjord

I just had sex
And it felt so good
A bee brought pollen to my pistil

# ? Aug 15, 2019 18:38

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

got any sevens posted:

Everyone should be proud about doing drugs, it's achieving a very important goal in life and you are rewarded with insane feelings and chemicals for doing so, too, it's win win for both you and your biology and hopefully also for your partnership

What if we do drugs and have a sex?

# ? Aug 16, 2019 02:54

alnilam

Sir MiGs-a-Lot

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 16, 2019 20:26

alnilam

I like
Big
Thrust and I cannot lie
You lighter fighters can't deny
When a jet goes by
In a clear blue sky
Pullin 3 Gs on a curve you get faint

# ? Aug 16, 2019 20:28

Goons Are Gifts

alnilam posted:

I like
Big
Thrust and I cannot lie
You lighter fighters can't deny
When a jet goes by
In a clear blue sky
Pullin 3 Gs on a curve you get faint

# ? Aug 16, 2019 23:21

manero

i detect.... *rolls pizza around in mouth* ... a hint of pepperoni

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

manero posted:

i detect.... *rolls pizza around in mouth* ... a hint of pepperoni

nope make this a thread right now this is beyond good enough please

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# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:46

google THIS

manero posted:

i detect.... *rolls pizza around in mouth* ... a hint of pepperoni

(swirling liquid in glass) Hmm, I'm getting notes of concord.. (takes a long, overly noisy sniff) ...from concentrate. (takes a tiny sip, sucks air through teeth and smacks lips) 10% juice. (spits into bucket) With other natural flavors.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 02:55

nut

google THIS posted:

(swirling liquid in glass) Hmm, I'm getting notes of concord.. (takes a long, overly noisy sniff) ...from concentrate. (takes a tiny sip, sucks air through teeth and smacks lips) 10% juice. (spits into bucket) With other natural flavors.

*brings tour group to bucket* and here the liquid refuse will age, tamping down the bitter tang of nitrates

# ? Aug 17, 2019 03:00

Heather Papps: hello friend

google THIS posted:

(swirling liquid in glass) Hmm, I'm getting notes of concord.. (takes a long, overly noisy sniff) ...from concentrate. (takes a tiny sip, sucks air through teeth and smacks lips) 10% juice. (spits into bucket) With other natural flavors.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 17, 2019 03:06

Manifisto

subtly demure . . . yet playfully articulate . . .

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 17, 2019 04:33

mountaincat: The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.

I saw a TV special where Guy Fieri finally found a restaurant he liked.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 04:38

Escape From Noise

Huge if true.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 05:08

Goons Are Gifts

Manifisto posted:

subtly demure . . . yet playfully articulate . . .

lol

# ? Aug 17, 2019 12:54

alnilam

make rthe thrad

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 17, 2019 14:54

Heather Papps: hello friend

alnilam posted:

make rthe thrad

yes make it make the threadd

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# ? Aug 17, 2019 14:54

Goons Are Gifts

POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Aug 17, 2019 15:20

manero

Heather Papps posted:

yes make it make the threadd

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3896474

# ? Aug 17, 2019 15:22

Heather Papps: hello friend

Goons Are Great posted:

POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to the tune of "Shots" by little jonathan
POST POST POSTPOSTPOST POST POST POST POSTPOST POST POST POST POSTPOSTPOST
EVERYBODY!

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# ? Aug 17, 2019 15:23

nut

a gluten-free diet taken by recovering rear end eaters

# ? Aug 17, 2019 16:53

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

bee eater posted:

a gluten-free diet taken by recovering rear end eaters

i know it limits my dating pool but its just not worth it to eat this hot rear end if im going to feel like poo poo the next day

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# ? Aug 17, 2019 17:04

Fenrir: I found my kendo stick, bitch!

You know what's 12 inches and makes women scream?

*grabs junk* 4 of these

# ? Aug 17, 2019 17:09

TheShrike: You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

Mormon dating app: Mormingle

# ? Aug 18, 2019 00:25

Heather Papps: hello friend

TheShrike posted:

Mormon dating app: Mormingle

this makes me get hot in my temple garments.

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# ? Aug 18, 2019 00:40

ghost emoji: oooOooOOOooh

king of the hill text adventure game

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# ? Aug 18, 2019 02:29

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

ghost emoji posted:

king of the hill text adventure game

> check urethra

# ? Aug 18, 2019 03:24

Twenty Four

ghost emoji posted:

king of the hill text adventure game

You are Bobby, your dad has a weird butt, your mom has big feet, and you want to be a clown, what do you do?

> Go left

# ? Aug 18, 2019 16:39

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

*Inventory*
You have a purse.

*Look*
Up ahead you see a person. You do not know them.

# ? Aug 18, 2019 16:44

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Whydon'twegocheckthedingdangwhohawhatchoomahcallitthingoverdereonyonder

Boomhauer always takes the longest to play through

# ? Aug 18, 2019 17:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

"that boy ain't right!"
critical damage

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# ? Aug 18, 2019 17:51

lost my old email

"unpretty" by tlc but it is "uncomfy"

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# ? Aug 18, 2019 19:15

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# ? May 24, 2024 05:52

Captain Billy Pissboy: by Nyc_Tattoo

a homeopathic drug dealer

a super bad off drug addict hooked on over the counter drugs. in a dark alley waiting to rob some poor bastard to get their fix of zyrtec

# ? Aug 18, 2019 20:18

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