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Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

# ? Aug 17, 2019 05:33

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# ? May 28, 2024 02:10

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

A CHUD letting Trump take his right of prima nocta

https://twitter.com/MiriamElder/status/1162421706419507202?s=19

# ? Aug 17, 2019 05:49

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Is using the name of the broadway playwright instead of Frank, the architect, intentional?

The prooooooblems of the Fallingwater house
Inside your mind

# ? Aug 17, 2019 06:49

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Though strikingly designed
It's full of mold
It's very damp inside
And getting old

Its cantilevered decks
Are unrefined

CannonFodder posted:

The prooooooblems of the Fallingwater house
Inside your mind

# ? Aug 17, 2019 07:13

ulex minor: Apr 30, 2018

Krankenstyle posted:

i watched Wolf Hall and enjoyed it, but that was entirely on the strength of Mark Rylance et al

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kT2lMkhldc

Tbh I very much doubt the real Cromwell was even half as likable, very little indeed

lol how the hell do you watch Wolf Hall and still not realize that Oliver Cromwell and Thomas Cromwell are two different people

calling Oliver Cromwell English Hitler is silly too, people respect the Parliamentarian aspect and it's not like the other side was pro-Irish in any way at all.

ulex minor has a new favorite as of 08:13 on Aug 17, 2019

# ? Aug 17, 2019 08:06

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Imagined posted:

Fake, sadly, if anyone wondered. Of course it set off my bullshit detector, but so does a lot of reality nowadays.

Reality is about 90% fake on the internet

# ? Aug 17, 2019 08:14

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Phy posted:

# ? Aug 17, 2019 10:09

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

Zopotantor posted:

... have you tried LSD?

https://twitter.com/YogiJoshKenobi/status/1162437474720915457

# ? Aug 17, 2019 10:21

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

If I am remembering my apocryphal history right, Oliver Cromwell is also the man who first used the phrase "warts and all".

I mean it doesn't fully make up for his horrific deeds which caused death and suffering on a vast scale, but you know. Swings and roundabouts.

And because the above is not a funny picture, have this photo of some cabbages heading to jail.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 10:24

Puntification: Nov 4, 2009; Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic; Fun Shoe

Tenebrais posted:

In schools here he's only really taught for his role in the civil war, so he's just known as a democratic republican rather than for anything he did when actually in power.

I feel like we were told that he cancelled christmas as the main reason we brought the monarchy back but the english tactic for not having to feel bad about our legacy of terrible atrocities in ireland, and around the globe, is just to not teach it in schools. I dunno if it's changed since the 90s but I cannot remember a single instance when the empire was even mentioned, I'm sure the gove's of the world blame loony lefties for that but it's an incredibly convenient way of avoiding all sense of responsibility about it.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 10:25

ol qwerty bastard: Dec 13, 2005; If you want something done, do it yourself!

BrigadierSensible posted:

# ? Aug 17, 2019 10:44

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

BrigadierSensible posted:

All Cops Are Bloody Bastards And Grift Enforcers

# ? Aug 17, 2019 10:58

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Nenonen posted:

All Cops Are Bloody Bastards And Grift Enforcers

# ? Aug 17, 2019 11:00

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Nenonen posted:

All Cops Are Bloody Bastards And Grift Enforcers

# ? Aug 17, 2019 11:02

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

ol qwerty bastard posted:

# ? Aug 17, 2019 12:45

Eighties ZomCom: Sep 10, 2008

# ? Aug 17, 2019 13:00

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

BrigadierSensible posted:

And because the above is not a funny picture, have this photo of some cabbages heading to jail.

The police are once again bringing slaw and order to the streets.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 13:09

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

BrigadierSensible posted:

I've heard of coppers, but brassicers?

# ? Aug 17, 2019 15:01

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Nenonen posted:

All Cops Are Bloody Bastards And Grift Enforcers

# ? Aug 17, 2019 15:32

WaffleStomper: Nov 21, 2010

# ? Aug 17, 2019 15:37

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

bike tory posted:

It still shocks me that Cromwell is held up as a hero in England. People have pictures of him on their wall and poo poo. The dude was basically English Hitler

??? the gently caress kind of houses have you been visiting?

# ? Aug 17, 2019 16:16

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

You really think high of gen pop, don't you?

# ? Aug 17, 2019 16:44

Watermelon Daiquiri: Jul 10, 2010; I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Samovar posted:

I've heard of coppers, but brassicers?

ok this is v good

# ? Aug 17, 2019 16:49

BrianBoitano: Nov 15, 2006; this is fine

WaffleStomper posted:

In a world where One Wish Wells exist, there will be countless trolls getting super powers, so no rest for superman. Same for trolls who wish for a better fighter than an xwing, so that guy is doomed. Also I already built my guillotine for money bags.

~True love was always the correct choice~

# ? Aug 17, 2019 17:04

Nalesh: Jun 9, 2010; What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

??? the gently caress kind of houses have you been visiting?

English ones, obviously.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 17:05

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

UKIP houses?

# ? Aug 17, 2019 17:13

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Bertrand Hustle posted:

UKIP houses?

I tried to visit a UKIP house but they insisted I leave

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 17:34 on Aug 17, 2019

# ? Aug 17, 2019 17:28

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

BrianBoitano posted:

In a world where One Wish Wells exist, there will be countless trolls getting super powers, so no rest for superman. Same for trolls who wish for a better fighter than an xwing, so that guy is doomed. Also I already built my guillotine for money bags.

~True love was always the correct choice~

What about the woman? Why didn't she get a wish?

# ? Aug 17, 2019 18:01

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

I was gonna say she had no money, but the true power move would be to grab one of the bills in the last panel, wish into another superhero, and fly away.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 18:03

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Fister Roboto posted:

What about the woman? Why didn't she get a wish?

Because that dude's conception of true love is a woman who adores him, obeys him, and never speaks. Why do you think he's immediately dissatisfied?

# ? Aug 17, 2019 18:36

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Bertrand Hustle posted:

UKIP houses?

UKIP's don't have houses they live under bridges and in damp caves.

# ? Aug 17, 2019 18:36

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

BrianBoitano posted:

In a world where One Wish Wells exist, there will be countless trolls getting super powers, so no rest for superman. Same for trolls who wish for a better fighter than an xwing, so that guy is doomed. Also I already built my guillotine for money bags.

~True love was always the correct choice~

You wish that no wishes will be granted again. Masterwish

# ? Aug 17, 2019 18:59