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Hentai Jihadist posted:twoday please post your great secret history theory itt Quoting to second, holy hell your Caananite post grabbed me by the Epstein lobe so hard I snapped my hyoid.
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i heard from someone who would definitely know that the romans were probably also lying about the extent to which they destroyed carthage, including the salting the earth bit, because archeological evidence has found that people remained and farmed in the area even after rome supposedly made it uninhabitable
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Aug 17, 2019 23:42
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Ancient history is 40% razzmatazz.
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Aug 17, 2019 23:44
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Hell yeah let's get Graham Hancock up in here
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Aug 17, 2019 23:54
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smarxist posted:Ancient history is 40% razzmatazz. nah that'd be less razzmatazz than current events
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https://twitter.com/JeremyMonjo/status/1162810275067596801?s=20
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Aug 17, 2019 23:55
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Taintrunner posted:the official story being he killed himself via MMA moves is actually pretty funny tbh
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Aug 18, 2019 00:06
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frankenfreak posted:Wait, what? I haven't even given it attention. Are they saying he killed himself by putting himself into a rear naked choke or what? like he had to do some weird knee stretch to get the blankets to strangle himself
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Aug 18, 2019 00:07
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Regulus74 posted:Were you referring to whoever made Göbekli Tepe? No! I guarantee that nobody will ever just guess it, it took me years of research to figure this out. Im not really sure how much I can share without doxxing myself since I want to write a book about this in the future perhaps Jose posted:twoday please make a gbs history thread for all this stuff they're usuyally v popular GBS isn't ready for this poo poo and I'm not ready for them, and I refuse to leave my c-spam lair where the vibe is nice, and I'd rather chat with 3 people on the same wavelength than 50 quippy assholes who have no idea what I'm talking about. Regulus74 posted:(I agree that this would be a great topic for a thread btw) I could just hijack the c-spam history thread, where they mostly talk about modern stuff. However, I think that ancient history is really a totally different topic than modern history, and I personally believe that it is worthy of its own discussion and would suffer if it's interspersed with random posts about the Russian Uprising of 1905 or whatever. And since this is c-spam you can just make whatever threads you want, and nobody will really complain that it overlaps slightly with another thread that already exists somewhere on page 3, so gently caress it I will make a thread about ancient history now and post the link here in a sec
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Aug 18, 2019 00:11
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smarxist posted:Ancient history is 40% razzmatazz. Sir,
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Aug 18, 2019 00:13
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Al! posted:i heard from someone who would definitely know that the romans were probably also lying about the extent to which they destroyed carthage, including the salting the earth bit, because archeological evidence has found that people remained and farmed in the area even after rome supposedly made it uninhabitable yeah, they just absorbed it into their empire and built another city there, but it's easy to unsalt the earth when you have 50k slaves too so who knows save it for the next thread, which I am now going to write the OP for in a sec
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Aug 18, 2019 00:15
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ooh this my poo poo all the brains crack and ping like this few times guards skipped their checks so a neck's not just gonna break like that and where is ghislaine maxwell where is ghislaine maxwell barr and dyncorp, leslie wexner dershowitz, alex acosta van went to the medical examiner, but maybe there's more than one?! so take a flight on the lolita express to new mexico with an egg shaped penis every conspiracy is real, a billionaire pedo sex cabal let me hear you say, the clintons murdered epstein, E-P-S-T-E-I-N! the clintons murdered epstein, E-P-S-T-E-I-N!
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Aug 18, 2019 00:22
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mycomancy posted:Quoting to second, holy hell your Caananite post grabbed me by the Epstein lobe so hard I snapped my hyoid. it was nice that someone smart read all that info and then distilled it into an easily accessible and funner format that a dumbo like me could read 
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Aug 18, 2019 00:34
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same, looking forward to the new thread
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Aug 18, 2019 00:53
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Al! posted:i heard from someone who would definitely know that the romans were probably also lying about the extent to which they destroyed carthage, including the salting the earth bit, because archeological evidence has found that people remained and farmed in the area even after rome supposedly made it uninhabitable
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Al! posted:i heard from someone who would definitely know that the romans were probably also lying about the extent to which they destroyed carthage, including the salting the earth bit, because archeological evidence has found that people remained and farmed in the area even after rome supposedly made it uninhabitable they literally built new carthage right where the old one was because they ruined the harbor at the nearby city of utica by over farming in the hills above the city causing silt to clog up the river and the site of carthage had the best natural port. salting the earth makes little sense in the context of salt being expensive, the romans having killed, enslaved and shipped away any carthaginian that could ever benefit from things growing there, and the dearth of arable land in north africa. if it occurred it was likely ceremonial and not an actual practical program of desertification. given that the site became the second largest city in the western med and a major grain exporter by the first century it seems like any salting did nothing. modern scholars feel that salting was added to the story in the 19th century as earlier sources only describe carthage being plowed over. romans often used the image of the plow to describe conquest and the ceremonial marching of captives under a makeshift ox yoke formed from soldiers spears was meant to symbolize the captive becoming a beast of burden to work the plow for roman masters (sub iugum = under the yoke = subjugate)
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Aug 18, 2019 00:58
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Real hurthling! posted:https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1162724969035567104?s=20 it mentions epstein hogged the legal room for 12 hours a day, but omitted the detail that he was alone with a young woman for at least 2 hours in that room in what seemed like a conjugal sex visit it mentions epstein had a fractured hyoid, but does not mention that epstein had other neck bones fractured it mentioned epstein looked disheveled but omitted that his legal team before he died said he was in high spirits
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Aug 18, 2019 01:03
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smarxist posted:I like the bit that tries to make it sound like he was in the belly of a slave ship with standing water, feces, and vermin everywhere.
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Aug 18, 2019 01:06
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comedyblissoption posted:what's more interesting is what this article leaves out business insider is not a great publication
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Aug 18, 2019 01:08
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every mainstream publication sucks rear end i've yet to see a single publication question the circumstances that led to epstein having the tools to allegedly kill himself in a facility that has resources to prevent giving people tools to kill themselves right after an alleged suicide attempt
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Aug 18, 2019 01:12
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obi-wan voice:] those hyoid fracture points... too accurate for hitpeople
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Aug 18, 2019 01:22
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comedyblissoption posted:every mainstream publication sucks rear end The explanation I hear for this part is that he had been taken off suicide watch again and I guess that means he regained access to the noose and toaster bathtub room or whatever E which is in itself suspicious, etc.
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Aug 18, 2019 01:24
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GOD IS BED posted:same, looking forward to the new thread here u go https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3896504 ANCIENT HISTORY THREAD HERE, GET YOUR ANCIENT HISTORY THREAD stop posting about the sea peoples here and leave these poor epstein-brained souls in peace
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So like do we have any idea what happened?
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CODChimera posted:So like do we have any idea what happened? Probably murdered, if I had to guess it was the CIA but it could have been any other member of the conspiracy as well
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Aug 18, 2019 02:37
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CODChimera posted:So like do we have any idea what happened? Officially, despite using his lawyers to be out of his cell 12 hours a day including some private time with a girl of indeterminate age, being imprisoned was just too much for Epstein to bear, so he used MacGuyver skills and superhuman strength to kill himself at the exact time the guards were slacking off and falsifying their schedules.
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Aug 18, 2019 03:12
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AnEdgelord posted:Probably murdered, if I had to guess it was the CIA but it could have been any other member of the conspiracy as well CIA at the behest of the conspirators or simply the CIA bc that’s what they do. the media manipulation campaign has all the markings of the CIA as they have such a total lockdown on the MSM
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Aug 18, 2019 03:21
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sleeptalker posted:Officially, despite using his lawyers to be out of his cell 12 hours a day including some private time with a girl of indeterminate age, being imprisoned was just too much for Epstein to bear, so he used MacGuyver skills and superhuman strength to kill himself at the exact time the guards were slacking off and falsifying their schedules. apparently Epstein had a convenient window from which he could see the sleeping guards
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Aug 18, 2019 03:22
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Aug 18, 2019 03:23
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Rated PG-34 posted:CIA at the behest of the conspirators or simply the CIA bc that’s what they do. the media manipulation campaign has all the markings of the CIA as they have such a total lockdown on the MSM every journo on earth mentioning bland in their article on the death is some powerful epstein brain stuff like they all got the same memo from somewhere..,
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Al! posted:i heard from someone who would definitely know that the romans were probably also lying about the extent to which they destroyed carthage, including the salting the earth bit, because archeological evidence has found that people remained and farmed in the area even after rome supposedly made it uninhabitable The area around Carthage was very fertile and was rebuilt pretty quickly. Was an important part of the Roman Empire.
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Aug 18, 2019 03:27
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Real hurthling! posted:every journo on earth mentioning bland in their article on the death is some powerful epstein brain stuff like they all got the same memo from somewhere.., Yes. "Like"
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Aug 18, 2019 03:29
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Aug 18, 2019 04:12
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comedyblissoption posted:paper sheets cant crack hyoid bones
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Aug 18, 2019 04:35
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While one of the guards was having a bout of diarrhea, Epstein used a ketchup bottle as fake blood and laid down on the floor pretending to be dead. When the guard returned, he ran in and Epstein quickly got up and knocked him out so he could escape
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He also managed to withstand Hillary’s torture sequence so he’ll get the good ending where Ghislaine Maxwell lives.
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