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Loxbourne
Apr 6, 2011

Tomorrow, doom!
But now, tea.
I get that it's probably meant to be a brothel, but the sheer bucolic atmosphere and that silly little sign makes me imagine there's a carnival kissing booth just around the corner.

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hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





:nws: https://i.imgur.com/07Z4RPg.jpg:nws:

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

Loxbourne posted:

I get that it's probably meant to be a brothel, but the sheer bucolic atmosphere and that silly little sign makes me imagine there's a carnival kissing booth just around the corner.

It's called "The Shady Side of the Shire" sooo, but yeah, perfectly innocent by the standards of this thread


Unlike that. In case anyone doesn't remember, that is not some pervert's private conversion, that there was a Kingdom Death staple sold in however many 1000's of copies.

Edit: our hobby, summarised:



Should this be a gang tag?

PoontifexMacksimus fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Aug 18, 2019

Brock Samsonite
Feb 3, 2010

Reality becomes illusory and observer-oriented when you study general relativity. Or Buddhism. Or get drafted.

PoontifexMacksimus posted:




Should this be a gang tag?

yea

Brock Samsonite
Feb 3, 2010

Reality becomes illusory and observer-oriented when you study general relativity. Or Buddhism. Or get drafted.

edit: goddamn double post

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell

Loxbourne posted:

I get that it's probably meant to be a brothel, but the sheer bucolic atmosphere and that silly little sign makes me imagine there's a carnival kissing booth just around the corner.

It's like the diorama cousin of the obligatory tiny nude in the shower/people loving behind a coal shed/bloke having a wank in the woods on a model train layout. It's still a bit pervy but there's a distinction to be drawn between it and the usual tittydemon stuff.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

smug jeebus posted:

Imagine doing all that fine painting and then ruining it with a bunch of cotton balls

There's so many techniques to make cotton look better with miniatures, as well. Alas, next time.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Loxbourne posted:

I get that it's probably meant to be a brothel, but the sheer bucolic atmosphere and that silly little sign makes me imagine there's a carnival kissing booth just around the corner.

I assumed it was a kissing booth, and they were paying to kiss the fellow with the pipe.

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING


Should be an interesting Kickstarter.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Ugleb posted:



Should be an interesting Kickstarter.

Of course it was fully funded in 5 hours

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Ugleb posted:



Should be an interesting Kickstarter.

excellent, it's been awhile since we've had a successful kickstarter funding free speech

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

Ugleb posted:



Should be an interesting Kickstarter.

At least they're oversized diorama pieces, so creeps won't be plonking them down on the table come game night?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
those models will look especially sexy when they're hastily assembled and poorly painted

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Improbable Lobster posted:

those models will look especially sexy when they're hastily assembled and poorly painted

That's not glue on them!

moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.



PoontifexMacksimus posted:

At least they're oversized diorama pieces, so creeps won't be plonking them down on the table come game night?

They'll be spray-painted as grey statues, monuments to boobies and free speech.

Mugaaz
Mar 1, 2008

WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SOME JUSTICE WARRIOR ON EVERY FORUM
:qq::qq::qq:

Improbable Lobster posted:

those models will look especially sexy when they're hastily assembled and poorly painted

Eh? Most suprising thing to me is that a lot of these shameless titty models get incredible paint jobs. It is a shame, but many of the creepy pastas are talented painters.

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Mugaaz posted:

Eh? Most suprising thing to me is that a lot of these shameless titty models get incredible paint jobs. It is a shame, but many of the creepy pastas are talented painters.

I'm sure we don't see the majority of these paintjobs, many of which are likely poo poo.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

TotalHell posted:

I'm sure we don't see the majority of these paintjobs, many of which are likely poo poo.

Yeah, if I do a mediocre paintjob on space marine or whatever I might still show it off as part of my army, and it still serves a purpose as a game piece even if it looks bad. If I do a lovely job on a model that has no purpose but looking sexy showing it off is just sort of saying "Hey look I suck and am also creepy lol".

Brock Samsonite
Feb 3, 2010

Reality becomes illusory and observer-oriented when you study general relativity. Or Buddhism. Or get drafted.

The Moon Monster posted:

Yeah, if I do a mediocre paintjob on space marine or whatever I might still show it off as part of my army, and it still serves a purpose as a game piece even if it looks bad. If I do a lovely job on a model that has no purpose but looking sexy showing it off is just sort of saying "Hey look I suck and am also creepy lol".

"I also spent a lot of money to tell you all this fact about me."

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
"I don't know how to Google porn but my parents own a sports team."

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe
Speaking of cotton wool.



Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes
Those flying dinosaur men do not have giant dongs. 0/10

although I am the flying dinoman reclining on the sidewinder missile.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
This definitely one of the best uses of cotton as smoke/dirt I've ever seen.

Brock Samsonite
Feb 3, 2010

Reality becomes illusory and observer-oriented when you study general relativity. Or Buddhism. Or get drafted.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

This definitely one of the best uses of cotton as smoke/dirt I've ever seen.



def wrong thread. I like that you can kind of see where the windshield wiper tried to unsmear that poo poo

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Brock Samsonite posted:

def wrong thread. I like that you can kind of see where the windshield wiper tried to unsmear that poo poo

The "windshield clearing the window" effect is super popular in vehicle modelers.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The "windshield clearing the window" effect is super popular in vehicle modelers.
I did it on my last WW2 vehicle. It turned out OK.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Same

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

i'm glad they put a small naked baby front and center in their jerkoff tableau.

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



was looking through my old minis and came across this. it has everything you want in an uninspiration piece: cotton wool, unbelievably stupid conversion, a paint job that's far too good for what it is...


Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

was looking through my old minis and came across this. it has everything you want in an uninspiration piece: cotton wool, unbelievably stupid conversion, a paint job that's far too good for what it is...




I have no idea what this is supposed to be but I love it and will accept financial advice from the head on the right.

Mugaaz
Mar 1, 2008

WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SOME JUSTICE WARRIOR ON EVERY FORUM
:qq::qq::qq:

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

was looking through my old minis and came across this. it has everything you want in an uninspiration piece: cotton wool, unbelievably stupid conversion, a paint job that's far too good for what it is...




Wrong thread.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'd say Chorf bull centaur with a second head, but they don't get mutation access and the body appears to be a... dire wolf?

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008
It's an Argus, a two headed-wolf from Hordes

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

was looking through my old minis and came across this. it has everything you want in an uninspiration piece: cotton wool, unbelievably stupid conversion, a paint job that's far too good for what it is...




Currently painting this exact model (minus your excellent conversions) and now I’m just disappointed in myself.

Nebalebadingdong
Jun 30, 2005

i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

was looking through my old minis and came across this. it has everything you want in an uninspiration piece: cotton wool, unbelievably stupid conversion, a paint job that's far too good for what it is...




someone who can earn their redwings and smoke a pipe at the same time

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

was looking through my old minis and came across this. it has everything you want in an uninspiration piece: cotton wool, unbelievably stupid conversion, a paint job that's far too good for what it is...




I mean.... a dwarf cerberus is like the best kind of stupid.

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal
Regarding cotton balls in modeling: https://imodeler.com/2017/11/1350-u-boat-viic-the-beginning-of-the-end/

Look upon these works ye mighty and tremble

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

SavageMessiah posted:

Regarding cotton balls in modeling: https://imodeler.com/2017/11/1350-u-boat-viic-the-beginning-of-the-end/

Look upon these works ye mighty and tremble

:aaaaa:

That's incredible. I want one.

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Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

SavageMessiah posted:

Regarding cotton balls in modeling: https://imodeler.com/2017/11/1350-u-boat-viic-the-beginning-of-the-end/

Look upon these works ye mighty and tremble

My phone doesn't want to show it. Must be pretty threadworthy.

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