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Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

I was thinking about the Epstein murder and then thought at least Pence only fucks horses and here I am.

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
neigh

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
holy poo poo I just remembered; pence fucks horses

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


the vice president fucks horses on the reg

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
saw this and suddenly remembered



mike pence hosed a horse

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Cowpocalypse posted:

saw this and suddenly remembered



mike pence hosed a horse

He must have investigated the power of every horse in the DMV at this point.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

mike pence fucks horses.... and somehow that's still not as depraved as the rest of the ruling elite

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Feranon posted:

mike pence fucks horses.... and somehow that's still not as depraved as the rest of the ruling elite

Compared to Trump raping minors Mike pence bottoming stallions seems almost wholesome

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
no he gets hosed by horses. toeing the line between pleasure and pain, life and death. no matter how depraved mike pence may be, I must applaud his bravery. I wonder if mother helps him what with the horse dicking

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Teal posted:

holy poo poo I just remembered; pence fucks horses

me too

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

my new dog posted:

no he gets hosed by horses. toeing the line between pleasure and pain, life and death. no matter how depraved mike pence may be, I must applaud his bravery. I wonder if mother helps him what with the horse dicking

I also remembered this

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Mayor Dave posted:

Compared to Trump raping minors Mike pence bottoming stallions seems almost wholesome

okay lets not get lost in poetry here, zoophilia is still statutory rape; the horse cannot do otherwise but to plug mike pence's puckered, gaping anus and it's still abuse to the animals at least in the sense that their primitive brain hopes to sire a beautiful stallion child while instead, they're just fulfilling the insatiable desire of a creepy old guy

that said, it's true that better horses than kids

that said, pence probably cares very little for wellbeing of the kids, it's just so that his need to get done by purebred stallions is stronger than the peer pressure to rape children

Poco
Jul 17, 2005

....I am a Tariff Man
NAPHLA (north american pence-horse love association)

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

my new dog posted:

I wonder if mother helps him what with the horse dicking

mother fluffer?

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

she's just glad she doesn't have to wear the hooves and strapon anymore

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Relevant Tangent posted:

she's just glad she doesn't have to wear the hooves and strapon anymore

I imagine it was pretty rough on her back

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




8/19, never forget (that Mike Pence fucks horses)

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
is it that the horse fucks mike pence

or is that mike pence fucks horse

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lastgirl posted:

is it that the horse fucks mike pence

or is that mike pence fucks horse

I've just been over this, the horse can't give consent so it's exclusively mike pence loving (and raping) the horse

of course that doesn't preclude his colon getting obliterated by horsecock

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

if anyone manages to have sex with a stallion, you can be drat sure it was consensual

:goonsay:

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

He fucks the horse's penis with his bum.

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.

Lastgirl posted:

is it that the horse fucks mike pence

or is that mike pence fucks horse

the answer is yes

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
its simple

mike pence is sandwiched between two horses thus it is both

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
https://i.imgur.com/IsjN7fK.mp4

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Lastgirl posted:

is it that the horse fucks mike pence

or is that mike pence fucks horse

extremely rudy giuliani googling big wet rear end energy]:: ALEXA: GOOGLE URBAN DICTIONARY POWER BOTTOM

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


I hope David Koch is in Mike Pence Heaven

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/Mec9ycE.mp4

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I forgot to remember to forget that Mike Pence hosed a horse.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


as i, and many others--many people are saying this!--i am always-already remembering that mike pence, the vice president of these united states, power bottoms horses like you wouldn't believe

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


folks, this mike pence guy? he fucks horses! he's a nasty guy, a nasty guy!

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

fabergay egg posted:

folks, this mike pence guy? he fucks horses! he's a nasty guy, a nasty guy!

actually it's beautiful when he fucks horses (which is constantly)

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Here's the face Mike Pence makes when a horse penetrates his horse cock craving rear end in a top hat.

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
i think it's pretty great that society progressed so far that a man who takes massive volumes of huge stallion dicks up his rear end can make it all the way to be the vice president of the united states of america

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Poor ol’ Freckles, thought of ants and died without ever knowing the gentle caress of Vice President Mike Pence.

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
oh god he hosed the horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
https://twitter.com/superdeluxe/status/755072630592446464

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous



LOL I forgot their campaign logo was basically Pence getting deepdicked

https://twitter.com/JohnDingell/status/753985891459297281?s=19

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