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Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Mushika posted:

I thought this was long since shown to be a myth? I was under the impression that people with monotonous food preferences didn't actually alter their physical sense of taste, they were just boring people.
There are no tastebuds for spicy, it's pain. I've been looking it up now and all doctors cited in popsci articles say the numbing effects of capsaicin are temporary and there's no evidence of long-term damage, so I'm probably barking up the wrong tree. Could be age, I guess, keeping with the hearing loss parallel

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Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Ruffian Price posted:

I always assume this when people tell me unseasoned chicken has no taste or that there's no difference between Coke Light and Coke Zero. More people need to be aware that spicy food is like going to amped concerts regularly, even if it's enjoyable, if you're not careful, you're gonna lose the ability to enjoy the subtleties :(

Unseasoned chicken has a very nasty taste and smell, at least let it marinate in lemon/sour orange juice.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Desperado Bones posted:

Unseasoned chicken has a very nasty taste and smell

get better chicken

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Memento posted:

get better chicken

Should we start slap fighting about chicken?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Desperado Bones posted:

Should we start slap fighting about chicken?

No, I mean it sincerely, if your chicken has a "very nasty taste and smell" then it's probably not fit to eat.

This could just as easily be the fault of the farming and delivery systems that get it to your fridge as anything.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Just make sure you remember to wash the chicken!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3qgtLMxa5w

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Memento posted:

No, I mean it sincerely, if your chicken has a "very nasty taste and smell" then it's probably not fit to eat.

This could just as easily be the fault of the farming and delivery systems that get it to your fridge as anything.

Chicken has this natural smell and taste that is not that very pleasant, it does not smell rotten if that's what you thought is going on with me. That's why over here, in my country, people will either let it marinate, or add garlic and bay leaves, and onions and even boil it twice to remove any unpleasant-ish taste. Even with fresh chicken, recently beheaded in front of you by the guy at the market.

Yeah.


Edit: No, I'm not exaggerating. Some Mexican markets have some guy selling live chickens and just killing them in that moment. :shrug:

Desperado Bones has a new favorite as of 13:23 on Aug 19, 2019

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Memento posted:

No, I mean it sincerely, if your chicken has a "very nasty taste and smell" then it's probably not fit to eat.

This could just as easily be the fault of the farming and delivery systems that get it to your fridge as anything.

Or they actually just hate how chicken tastes/smells. I hate the taste of water, and it's always a whole thing to convince people that it's not metals or chlorine or whatever else can impact the taste of tap water; it's literally just the water I don't like.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Desperado Bones posted:



Edit: No, I'm not exaggerating. Some Mexican markets have some guy selling live chickens and just killing them in that moment. :shrug:

You're supposed to let meat age after a kill before you use it, as well.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Ethnic recipes that trigger white people

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


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Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





I just worked 16 hours and ate a Totinos pizza for dinner before bed. No regrets.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
HI goons when I'm left to my own devices sometimes I make a cup of rice with a splash of olive oil and a dash of salt and throw a frozen chicken breast in the oven. Then I slice the chicken breast up and eat it over the rice. I sometimes use soy sauce. I use no other seasonings and I think it's a perfectly cromulent dish.

I understand that if I put more time and effort into the ritual of cooking I'd have even tastier meals, but

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

felch me daddy jr. posted:

There is significant genetic variation in taste perception, and insecure snobs who need to convince everyone that they're superior to the plebs with their unsophisticated taste buds are essentially genetic supremacists (and in my experience these attitudes are highly correlated with classism).

I'll go tell the guys roasting chicken in adobo chipotle, with sides of chopped cilantro, onion and lime for less than a dollar a day that they are classist assholes.

Desperado Bones posted:

Edit: No, I'm not exaggerating. Some Mexican markets have some guy selling live chickens and just killing them in that moment. :shrug:

Raw meat, bone and viscera smell is an acquired... taste? I like it :shrug:

also,

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Ethnic recipes that trigger white people

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Desperado Bones posted:

Should we start slap fighting about chicken?

Choking works better.

Saagonsa
Dec 29, 2012

MariusLecter posted:

I'll go tell the guys roasting chicken in adobo chipotle, with sides of chopped cilantro, onion and lime for less than a dollar a day that they are classist assholes.

That is so very clearly not what they said and you know it

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

yeah people who think cilantro doesn't taste like soap are elitists who are lying and/or love eating soap.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Can't wait to tell a bunch of people whose countries were colonised by white people for their spice (who are now too scared of their spices and literally thinks bay leaves have no flavour) that they are in fact the classists and the whites should not be laughed at for eating white chicken breasts with a dash of pepper - flavored finger sweat

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Can't wait to tell a bunch of people whose countries were colonised by white people for their spice (who are now too scared of their spices and literally thinks bay leaves have no flavour) that they are in fact the classists and the whites should not be laughed at for eating white chicken breasts with a dash of pepper - flavored finger sweat

mocking people for their taste in food is important anti-imperialist praxis

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

felch me daddy jr. posted:

mocking people for their taste in food is important anti-imperialist praxis

Just look up Coronation Chicken and you'll see how right you are.

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

MariusLecter posted:

Just look up Coronation Chicken and you'll see how right you are.

i did and yeah, i still think i'm right when i say that food snobs who need to assert their own superior taste as if it's a matter of objective truth and not literally taste are obnoxious pricks, especially when they start their performative disgust about mayonnaise or mcdonald's or whatever else people lacking in cultural capital eat

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


You guys get very defensive about what ultimately turns to poo poo in the end.

Saagonsa
Dec 29, 2012

Yeah the weird obsession goons have about what other people like to eat is purely an obnoxious superiority thing. The people in that tweet are bad though, because they themselves were assholes about something that was obviously meant to be part of the meal

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



felch me daddy jr. posted:

mocking people for their taste in food is important anti-imperialist praxis

gently caress yeah guillotine yourself

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

UBUNJA's MISEDUCATIONS TO CONTINUE. Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: 4 Signs You Are A Vagina Worshipper by Miggs(m): 12:41pm On Dec 02, 2017

a vagina is a sweet thing to fvck, but a dangerous thing to worship.Fvcking a pvssy brings nice things like orgasms and babies.but worshipping it brings ruin and death.

every man must guard that his love for pvssy doesnt cross over to worship.and by worship i dont mean you skipping church to go fvck. though that may qualify.does it? whatever.

here are 4 signs to measure your love for pvssy and determine if you have made that hole your whole life or nah:

1.you see a girl being beaten on the street who you dont even kow and you promptly crossover to defend her.

never mind the fact that you are unarmed and never trained for kung-fu.nevermind the fact that you dont have any idea what weapons the guy beating the girl may be carrying.

WHY ITS A STUPID THING TO DO

you dont know their story.you dont know the girl. you are not paid to defend anyone,you are not a policeman or a soldier.you will get your face re-decorated for a stranger who wont even pay for your hospital bills.if the police come the girl WILL NEVER take your side.you are a stranger to her.and tomorrow you will see those two kissing and walking hand-in-hand again and look at you like the one who wanted to seperate them.worst case scenario you will get yourself killed over a quarell that doesnt even concern you.

learn to mind your own business.

MUST YOU LET A GIRL GET MURDERED AS YOU WATCH?

obviously no. call the police and remain safe, far away from the fracass.heros are dead.and two corpses will never be better than one corpse.

2.you always do favours for girls for which all you get is a Thank You.

this is most popular with friendzoned n!ggas. you are forever helping girls carry things,move furnisher,fix things etc and you never get any tangible reward for the very tangible sweat you just broke.stop it.

WHY ITS A STUPID THING TO DO

slavery is illegal.your time is also money.the food you ate to get that energy didnt fall from the sky like manna.if you work always make sure you get paid.if not thru sex then the girl must atleast make you a very heavy lunch. working for free makes you cheap and desperate.

MUST YOU LET A GIRL BREAK HER BACK WITH HEAVY WORK?

obviously no.but when she calls asking for your muscle-power ask her (playfully) what you will get in return. you will be suprised that she will actually make an offer (no not of sex you idiot)

3.you accept apologies too quickly from women.

a girl makes you wait for her at the bus stop saying she will be with you in a few,then turns up 45mins later.and it was raining.and she had the umbrella.... you are pissed as hell.but the moment she fakes a smile and says Sorry, its all over.your heart is suddenly as sunny as a new born baby's? mayor of vagina worshippers.!!!!!!

WHY ITS A STUPID THING TO DO

the easiness by which you forgive is directly proportional to the gravity or seriousness of the grievience or offense.if you forgive someone pouring hot water on you as easily as you forgive someone who steps on your foot then people will know you cant weigh offenses accurately and they will make you their playground.be harder to appease. it makes the one who offended you feel really forgiven when you do finally forgive her.

MUST YOU NEVER FORGIVE EVER?

obviouy no.but make women work for that forgiveness.even for Eve a simple "Im Sorry God i ate the forbiden fruit" wasnt going to cut it. she had to "make it right" by "working out salvation with trembling"as Paul puts it. if a girl offends you ask her one simple question: How are you going to make it right?

4.you think it matters that you make every girl orgasm during sex.

dude there is only one orgasm that really matters. YOUR OWN. if you dont ejaculate babies can never happen and humanity will cease to exist.humans have been on this earth for thousands of years and we have been going forward minus the female orgasm.coz the female orgasm is not essential for procreation.she will get pregnant whether she orgasms or not. so chill.

WHY ITS A STUPID THING TO DO

female orgasm doesnt bring visible signs you can see like the male orgasm does..hello $perms! so that means women can fake it if i)they see you struggling too much to make them orgasm and feel sorry for your fruitless actions.so a simple " im coming baby" is uttered to end the painful movie she is watching of you sweating for nothing.. ii) if they are bored and want the sex to end as quickly as possible. either case it sucks. for you.

MUST YOU NEVER TRY TO MAKE HER ORGASM?

obviously no.but dont chase her orgasm like its some crown for your head.like some medal you must win. just fvck her the best way you can.if she cums good.if she doesnt cum she was a who*re used to org!es anyways. u feel me. my n!ggar.



the D!ck is only organ worthy of worship in this world.

(c) ubunja. copy & paste allowed. additions & subtractions not allowed.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
https://twitter.com/HarbirSingh_/status/1159684409395564544

"Sharia Bolshevik law" is a new one for me.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

hello $perms!

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Desperado Bones posted:

Unseasoned chicken has a very nasty taste and smell, at least let it marinate in lemon/sour orange juice.
Factory/bred for mass consumption chicken maybe yeah but my mom is from this tiny village in the mountains of Tanzania and I swear you could do nothing but cook those chickens and it would be great. They're extremely lean with these long legs with not much meat on them but god are they tasty. Now when I think about it they don't really use that many spices were I was born because the produce and meat is mindblowingly amazing with just a bit of salt and garlic. Also fatty avocados as big as your fist.

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Sarcopenia posted:

Factory/bred for mass consumption chicken maybe yeah but my mom is from this tiny village in the mountains of Tanzania and I swear you could do nothing but cook those chickens and it would be great. They're extremely lean with these long legs with not much meat on them but god are they tasty. Now when I think about it they don't really use that many spices were I was born because the produce and meat is mindblowingly amazing with just a bit of salt and garlic. Also fatty avocados as big as your fist.

US poultry also gets that bleach bath at the end of production, which probably doesn't help with taste when comparing to other countries.

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Fishstick posted:

US poultry also gets that bleach bath at the end of production, which probably doesn't help with taste when comparing to other countries.
Compared to a lot of other western countries Denmark has pretty good food regulation but the supermarket meats are just soaked in god drat water and it tastes like it.

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell

Sarcopenia posted:

Factory/bred for mass consumption chicken maybe yeah but my mom is from this tiny village in the mountains of Tanzania and I swear you could do nothing but cook those chickens and it would be great. They're extremely lean with these long legs with not much meat on them but god are they tasty. Now when I think about it they don't really use that many spices were I was born because the produce and meat is mindblowingly amazing with just a bit of salt and garlic. Also fatty avocados as big as your fist.

The English were once notorious for serving plain beefsteak and roasts for the same reason, to the disdain of many a Frenchman. Really good beef doesn’t need to be drowned in fancy sauces or spices to be exceptionally delicious.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Hihohe posted:

You guys get very defensive about what ultimately turns to poo poo in the end.

But enough about my posting.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Dude knows all you film snobs only watch Come and See because you're too ashamed to watch porn

https://twitter.com/ConnorSouthard/status/1163454867374927872?s=19

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell
I don’t like comic book movies (just not my jam on the whole - they look like fun if you’re into them, though!) and my top five films include Pi, Spring Breakers, and goddamn Ravenous. I’ll have to find a suitable pornographic euroschlock (emmanuel! That’ll do the trick!) so I can fit this weird rear end list at all.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
My top five are:

Ernest Goes to Camp
Ernest Goes to Jail
Ernest Scared Stupid
Metropolis
Ernest Saves Christmas

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Ernest Saves Christmas isn't actually a Christmas movie. You see

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Loomer posted:

I don’t like comic book movies (just not my jam on the whole - they look like fun if you’re into them, though!) and my top five films include Pi, Spring Breakers, and goddamn Ravenous. I’ll have to find a suitable pornographic euroschlock (emmanuel! That’ll do the trick!) so I can fit this weird rear end list at all.

I liked the Ravenous that was promised in the trailer, the actual movie, not so much. Spring Breakers was amazing tho!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



EL BROMANCE posted:

Ernest Saves Christmas isn't actually a Christmas movie. You see


UH EXCUSE ME?

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell

Gynocentric Regime posted:

I liked the Ravenous that was promised in the trailer, the actual movie, not so much. Spring Breakers was amazing tho!

I should clarify I mean the bizarre Western Horror thing with Guy Pearce rather than the 2017 one.

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Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

The best part is Xmas is

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xmas

Religious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Older than the modern pronouncing of Christ.

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